[Ed. Note: These are all entirely different photos from the other day because she posed for roughly 500,000 of them. Shocking, I know.]
If you’re like me and a lover of America and all the freedom it affords, you probably haven’t been able to sleep since finding out Courtney Stodden was kicked out of a pumpkin patch for practicing her barely legal love of Doug Hutchison and all the taint showing that’s entitled to under the Constitution. So who could’ve committed such a heinous crime against liberty? Turns out it’s moms. Those jealous, jealous moms. Via E! News:
“The dads loved it!” she exclaimed. Hutchison agreed, but put a more kid-friendly spin on what went down.
“There were a lot of people who wanted to take pictures with us,” he said, “and we overheard a dad say to his little girl, ‘Oh look, honey, they have a pumpkin-patch girl this year.’” (Nice save, mystery dad!)
Hutchison continued, “A lot of the kids thought she was a pumpkin-patch princess and there was a handful of concerned moms who went to the owners and said, ‘Get her out.’”
“OMGZ! This is Facebook all over again!! I just wanted to trolloply trance through tilted tangles of tantalizing pumpkins while tittily tumbling Doug’s tawdry testicles in a tight teddy that tickles my turgid tan tomatoes. – Ezekiel 12:13″
Photos: GSI Media
the guy should be arrested. and she needs counseling. i guess it’s just sad really. so many other famous women have altered their appearance, but it enrages me that she is so young and impressionable and that guy is directly taking advantage of her.
wow
He’s demonstrating how he ‘proposed’ to her.
What…doesn’t everyone wear white patten leather hooker boots to a pumkin patch?
That whole outfit came from the StripperWear Store on VanNuys Blvd., lol.
But yeah, I’d bang her if it was under $250, all 3 ports.
there’s no way her tits are real! they look like what pink did in her stupid girls video when she inflated hers up!
I don’t know. Her hands just look old to me. Much older than a ’17′ year old’s hands.
Wow!! Can you say white trash whore???
She was so pretty before all the fake body parts & now she is just a whore
Why act like that in public where little kids are?? Cant believe her parents allowed her to become this nasty person
Is she seriously pushing her boobs together?
God help us if they procreate. The horror.
No one ever taught this girl the difference between sexy and slutty.
Now sweetheart, when you get pregnant you get this much bigger.
She’s thinking about it, “No way, that’s never gonna fit
ewww wtf I live in Valencia… You mean that trash came to MY city??? >_< ick
I think I see her ovaries.
she so gross.