Courtney Stodden Got Kicked Out of A Pumpkin Patch

October 24th, 2011 // 329 Comments

Urge to make poop joke strong.. must.. resist…

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison decided to take their love to a nice, family-friendly pumpkin patch over the weekend where they found themselves subjected to the torches and pitchforks of people who apparently refused to understand how pure and wholesome dry-humping a 17-year-old in plain sight can be. RadarOnline reports:

Onlookers also complained that Courtney — wearing Daisy Dukes and a plaid shirt tied to show off her flat belly — was not dressed appropriately for the patch. After Courtney, 17, and Doug, 51, were 86’ed from the patch, they went to a nearby area where Courtney struck some sexy poses for the camera.
Courtney presumably referred to the incident on her Twitter page, writing: “Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) “Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” John 7:24″

For the record, that was Courtney Stodden actually attempting to use scripture to defend looking like a goddamn fall festival for pedophiles. “It’s not the whore parade on the outside that matters, you guys, it’s the even more perverse whore parade and daddy issues on the inside that count. Or something. I like shorts! Hehe! :D XOXO!”

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
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    “omg doug this apple is soooo heavy, hurry take the pic” lol she is just nasty

  2. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
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    Eww i just threw up a little in my mouth

  3. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
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    Poor old man is gonna throw his back out if he keeps carrying his tranny around like that

  4. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
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    Dude i’d pay him to drop her

  5. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
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    She’s not 17, thats just how high she can count

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    helpus!!
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    This is child pornography… shudder

  7. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    C
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    If she wants to act like a stripper why doesn’t she hit the club and make some money???? Lol

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    Jack Ketch
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    The pockets hanging out of the shorts ?? Veeerrrrry sexy, I tell you.

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    Stan the Man, no one can
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    Giving drag queens bad names…

  10. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    Jack Ketch
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    Notice how she’s looking directly at the camera ?? lols

  11. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
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    I swear i’m going to hunt you up, Fish, and punch you in the face for these photosets and stories. I hate this bitch. God.

    • bj

      How do you hunt someone “up?” Is it the opposite of hunting someone down? Either way, I don’t think Fish has much to worry about.

  12. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    Jack Ketch
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    This cooze is about as sexy as cold margarine.

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    Jack Ketch
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    That “real tit” looks oddly misshapen and squished ? Pulleeeeeze.

  14. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    Vandinz
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    Wait? That thing is only 16? Fuck me!

  15. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    ohno
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    it kinda looks like he’s holding her up with his ‘semi’ – which makes this picture even more awkward

  16. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    layhertease
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    Or maybe Doug’s moral concern over playing such a role is just his way of subliminally admitting to everybody that his “teen bride” is actually a 47 year old whore bag (as everybody pretty much already assumes). “No, really you guys, I’m actually against marrying underage children. My wife is really so old that she’s already going through menopause. I just agreed to pretend that she’s only 16 so we could get a juicy reality TV gig.”

  17. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    Grammar Police
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    Still posing while supposedly passionately kissing, hilarious. But take a closer look … it doesn’t look right.

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    Robin
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    so with all the $$ spent on bad plastic surgery , bad dye job and spray tan, she didn’t bother to get her snaggle tooth fixed???

  19. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    Choyce2020
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    When I see a photo of these two all I can think of is….smelly trailer trash!!!

  20. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    Charro
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    She needs to back up just a bit further…those agaves can have some NASTY spines on them!

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    Charro
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    Anyone notice how (not that this word gets used with HER much) ‘chaste’ their public kisses seem to be, and she always looks like she’s trying to pull away from him?

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    Charro
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    And which page of the Kama Sutra is this?

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    geee
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    I see she had a latte, toast and eggs for breakfast…

    Classy little thing, isn’t she!

  24. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    geee
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    She’s really a dude…. isn’t ‘she’?
    That or a hermaphrodite.

  25. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    geee
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    ………….. do I see labia??

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    slayer
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    what the fuck are these poor excuses of human scum DOING? poor pumpkins

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    armendj
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    Gross gross gross. What is with her constant posing and the shellack she calls makeup? Ewww

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    Humpinator
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    The pumpkin probably has crabs now.

  29. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
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    Whatever. She looked good. Just a bunch of jealous mommy types that saw hubby’s eyes drifting.

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    Unknown
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    She CANT be 17. You dont develop like that at age 17.

  31. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    Yuki
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    CourtneyYay! Oh my goodness- I am at work and I just qseuaked out “Yay!” out loud and I am sure that everyone here thinks I am crazy. Soo excited! I would like the letter “A” for AceMan. And now I am going to have to go out and buy some pink and purple and green fabric and try to make one for Emerson because I am sure she will want one too! Thanks so much Paige!

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    McGee
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    Perfect look for a sex worker as she pegs the peter-meter, yet you’d NEVER fall for her… as Dougie did. Definitely a girl you RENT, never marry, OMFG no…

  33. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
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    eww the look on doug’s face is so sleazy like hes licking his lips or something!

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    allison
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    If you look you can notice padding under her tit. …Classy

    • BelleAmi

      That surprises you? You can tell without even seeing it but she wears one of those major push up bras….that is what makes her fake breasts look like two grapefruits were placed under her skin.

      What I don’t understand is people like her obviously don’t see the same thing we see when they look in the mirror…if they did then they would not go in public.

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    allison
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    More padding under her boob, again.

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    Chris
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    I would introduce your eyebrows but it seems they have already met…

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    Marrissia
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    She has definitely had a boob job and something done to her lips!

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    Marrissia
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    She needs to close her legs!

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    mecsjh1
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    This man is a misguided fool. I actually feel sorry for him and I feel sad for the tragedy she is.

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    beeman
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    I’d hit it.

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    mike
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    this is all kim karTrashians fault

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    Dox
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    “I see your ping pong balls Winona, and raise you pumpkins….”

  43. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    Dox
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    “Sadly, after her crotch was exposed to air, the entire pumpkin patch wilted and died. The owners were seen hastily leaving as they screamed something about Amityville and Tuna Fish.”

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    Dox
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    2 Things

    1) At what point does it become erotic to turn your elbow in a painful direction, and look disjointed? And is this a porn I have yet to hear about?

    2) Anyone notice that no matter how many times she is upside down, gravity has no effect on her breasts. That’s…. just disgusting.

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    Dox
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    If he doesn’t wash his hands well, he’s gonna wind up with Salmonella.

    I’m just sayin….

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    Dox
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    There’s a significant difference between a woman that looks sensuous and sexy, and a woman that is desperately trying to blatantly look sexy.

    If you have to try really hard… then you aren’t doing it right.

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    meeester
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    Sure is a sweet natural smile….and her also

  48. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Butt Short Shorts Pumpkin Patch
    meeester
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    Sure is a sweet natural smile….and her also.
    gotta admit; she looks pretty good for 56

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