Urge to make poop joke strong.. must.. resist…
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison decided to take their love to a nice, family-friendly pumpkin patch over the weekend where they found themselves subjected to the torches and pitchforks of people who apparently refused to understand how pure and wholesome dry-humping a 17-year-old in plain sight can be. RadarOnline reports:
Onlookers also complained that Courtney — wearing Daisy Dukes and a plaid shirt tied to show off her flat belly — was not dressed appropriately for the patch. After Courtney, 17, and Doug, 51, were 86’ed from the patch, they went to a nearby area where Courtney struck some sexy poses for the camera.
Courtney presumably referred to the incident on her Twitter page, writing: “Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) “Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” John 7:24″
For the record, that was Courtney Stodden actually attempting to use scripture to defend looking like a goddamn fall festival for pedophiles. “It’s not the whore parade on the outside that matters, you guys, it’s the even more perverse whore parade and daddy issues on the inside that count. Or something. I like shorts! Hehe! :D XOXO!”
Photos: GSI Media
“omg doug this apple is soooo heavy, hurry take the pic” lol she is just nasty
Eww i just threw up a little in my mouth
Poor old man is gonna throw his back out if he keeps carrying his tranny around like that
Dude i’d pay him to drop her
Right on top of the pumpkin stems, OUCHIE !! Whoops …
She’s not 17, thats just how high she can count
This is child pornography… shudder
If she wants to act like a stripper why doesn’t she hit the club and make some money???? Lol
The pockets hanging out of the shorts ?? Veeerrrrry sexy, I tell you.
Giving drag queens bad names…
Notice how she’s looking directly at the camera ?? lols
I swear i’m going to hunt you up, Fish, and punch you in the face for these photosets and stories. I hate this bitch. God.
How do you hunt someone “up?” Is it the opposite of hunting someone down? Either way, I don’t think Fish has much to worry about.
This cooze is about as sexy as cold margarine.
That “real tit” looks oddly misshapen and squished ? Pulleeeeeze.
Wait? That thing is only 16? Fuck me!
it kinda looks like he’s holding her up with his ‘semi’ – which makes this picture even more awkward
Or maybe Doug’s moral concern over playing such a role is just his way of subliminally admitting to everybody that his “teen bride” is actually a 47 year old whore bag (as everybody pretty much already assumes). “No, really you guys, I’m actually against marrying underage children. My wife is really so old that she’s already going through menopause. I just agreed to pretend that she’s only 16 so we could get a juicy reality TV gig.”
Still posing while supposedly passionately kissing, hilarious. But take a closer look … it doesn’t look right.
It NEVER looks right…it always looks staged, unemotional, and she’s always pulling away from him.
so with all the $$ spent on bad plastic surgery , bad dye job and spray tan, she didn’t bother to get her snaggle tooth fixed???
When I see a photo of these two all I can think of is….smelly trailer trash!!!
She needs to back up just a bit further…those agaves can have some NASTY spines on them!
Anyone notice how (not that this word gets used with HER much) ‘chaste’ their public kisses seem to be, and she always looks like she’s trying to pull away from him?
I thought the same thing! It kinda looks like she is “holding” arms away from her.
And which page of the Kama Sutra is this?
I see she had a latte, toast and eggs for breakfast…
Classy little thing, isn’t she!
She’s really a dude…. isn’t ‘she’?
That or a hermaphrodite.
………….. do I see labia??
what the fuck are these poor excuses of human scum DOING? poor pumpkins
Gross gross gross. What is with her constant posing and the shellack she calls makeup? Ewww
The pumpkin probably has crabs now.
Whatever. She looked good. Just a bunch of jealous mommy types that saw hubby’s eyes drifting.
She CANT be 17. You dont develop like that at age 17.
CourtneyYay! Oh my goodness- I am at work and I just qseuaked out “Yay!” out loud and I am sure that everyone here thinks I am crazy. Soo excited! I would like the letter “A” for AceMan. And now I am going to have to go out and buy some pink and purple and green fabric and try to make one for Emerson because I am sure she will want one too! Thanks so much Paige!
Perfect look for a sex worker as she pegs the peter-meter, yet you’d NEVER fall for her… as Dougie did. Definitely a girl you RENT, never marry, OMFG no…
eww the look on doug’s face is so sleazy like hes licking his lips or something!
If you look you can notice padding under her tit. …Classy
That surprises you? You can tell without even seeing it but she wears one of those major push up bras….that is what makes her fake breasts look like two grapefruits were placed under her skin.
What I don’t understand is people like her obviously don’t see the same thing we see when they look in the mirror…if they did then they would not go in public.
More padding under her boob, again.
I would introduce your eyebrows but it seems they have already met…
She has definitely had a boob job and something done to her lips!
She needs to close her legs!
This man is a misguided fool. I actually feel sorry for him and I feel sad for the tragedy she is.
I’d hit it.
this is all kim karTrashians fault