Urge to make poop joke strong.. must.. resist…
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison decided to take their love to a nice, family-friendly pumpkin patch over the weekend where they found themselves subjected to the torches and pitchforks of people who apparently refused to understand how pure and wholesome dry-humping a 17-year-old in plain sight can be. RadarOnline reports:
Onlookers also complained that Courtney — wearing Daisy Dukes and a plaid shirt tied to show off her flat belly — was not dressed appropriately for the patch. After Courtney, 17, and Doug, 51, were 86’ed from the patch, they went to a nearby area where Courtney struck some sexy poses for the camera.
Courtney presumably referred to the incident on her Twitter page, writing: “Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) “Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” John 7:24″
For the record, that was Courtney Stodden actually attempting to use scripture to defend looking like a goddamn fall festival for pedophiles. “It’s not the whore parade on the outside that matters, you guys, it’s the even more perverse whore parade and daddy issues on the inside that count. Or something. I like shorts! Hehe! :D XOXO!”
Photos: GSI Media
Welcome tou our new reality show “Hutchinsons got Snatch in the Patch!”
After collecting a dollar from everyone at the pumpkin patch……
Those poor, innocent pumpkins…
what the hell is going on with her eyebrows??? They are soooo close together!!!
I don’t think they were actually at a pumpkin patch, it’s the same 6 pumpkins on overlooking the same backdrop. They probably bought some pumpkins at the store and hung out on a hill behind there house taking pictures.
You didn’t read the article :(
she like wants to be pam anderson….but her teeth are mega messed up. this is trashy not classy.
She’s clearly born to be a hooker.
A hookah foah thuh LAWD! Praise be to JEEzus! Obstacles 342:294.482
When she actually is 40, will she look 63? She already looks 40 now…
I just can’t help but think how she’s going to dislodge those shorts from her ass crack. Crowbar? NASA? I don’t even.
the only part of her body i’m drawn to is her FUCKED UP teeth. seriously, those things can give a man nightmares. no matter if you hit it from behind, her cackling whore breath will make its way to you and break a limp dick.
Why the hell did she pencil in the middle of her eyebrows to look like a uni brow?
“17″, huh?
Her family ran out of fingers and toes about 20 years ago, I see.
Unibrow and happy trail in almost every picture, or is that her spray tan running? Yes yes epitome of sexy!
Im sorry you must prefer seeing weiner. Or possibly blind cause that girls capital B-angin
Hahaha. OK seriously what is this chick’s problem.
Her hair looks like an outside dog.
Hey, no need to offend animals who can’t defend themselves.
I am looking at everything that is sexy and wonderful in the world with this image. USA! USA! USA!
So that’s where pumpkins come from.
Tee-hee! Euphemisms!
Alternate headline; Whortney Stodden Is seen entering her Twat in the Annual Punkin Chunkin Contest
forget obama’s birth certificate I want to see hers. there is no way that girl is 17. 30 i’d believe
This is how she looks when she blasts a ham-and-cheese omelette fart in my face. Can inhaling methane that way kill you? I hope to hell not!
Her outfit sucks to begin with of course but those retarded boots don’t even go with it. Who, outside of transvestites, wears shit like that for real. Even trannies don’t wear it “for real”.
This child is extremely unattractive.
Why?
Oh, good lord. This chick needs to go away NOW.
that is one hard looking 17 year old….
Looks like she is taking a dump on the pumpkin lmao
Doug straight up is a pedophile and Cortney’s parents should be ashamed they raised a daughter that acts and looks like a whore.
I don’t care what anyone says I want to kiss her from top to bottom with a long pause in the center
ok… she is still under age you freak!
Prove it
Ok I think this girl is absolutely atrocious, with a 96 year old face and disgusting boobs, but her bottom half is amazing, I’ll give her that. She still needs to vanish from this earth though.
No joke I’m jealous of her ass and legs!!! Thats as far as it goes though
Don’t be jelly, the thing is half-retarded. And he must have had a lobotomy somewhere along the line to be going along with this fucking freakshow.
he is so disgusting are you fucking KIDDING ME? THIS ISN’T REAL LIFE
Those stripper boots really compliment her unibrow.
classy!
Do they ALWAYS need to have ugly and disgusting sex in public?
Apparently so …
I just threw up in my mouth
“Do these tits make my pumpkins look small. Luke 18:16 – …let the little children come to me… #Jesus #Jailbait”
Skank looks like she just gave birth to all those pumpkins. What a very unattractive tranny
SOMEBODY KILL THOSE EYEBROWS….THEY WILL MULTIPLY WITH WATER!
Exactly. Unibrow alert.
Squidward in drag.
Poor girl! She needs a makeup artist STAT!)
Please stop giving these people attention. She looks lke a drag queen and late 30s at least, he is a rumpled hot mess, it seems if you saw them in person they would smell….WHITE TRASH
When the serial killings begin where on Halloween the killer smothers his victims with a blanket while screaming, “AUGGH!”, we can know why.
Isn’t this illegal? I mean it’s basically porn and she’s underage.
GROSS
hands always are evidence of one’s true age… clearly courtney is not a teenager or her hands would not be as ‘aged’ as they evidently are…
That’s always been my thought. If you look, there is not a lot of difference between her hands and his.
she’s such an attention whore! Wow! Imagine if she was actually good loooking, she’d be somuch more full of herself.
Lori, her eyebrows are drawn on- that’s why they’re so ugly.
Did she just push them outta her twat?
How long before he pushes her over the cliff?