Urge to make poop joke strong.. must.. resist…
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison decided to take their love to a nice, family-friendly pumpkin patch over the weekend where they found themselves subjected to the torches and pitchforks of people who apparently refused to understand how pure and wholesome dry-humping a 17-year-old in plain sight can be. RadarOnline reports:
Onlookers also complained that Courtney — wearing Daisy Dukes and a plaid shirt tied to show off her flat belly — was not dressed appropriately for the patch. After Courtney, 17, and Doug, 51, were 86’ed from the patch, they went to a nearby area where Courtney struck some sexy poses for the camera.
Courtney presumably referred to the incident on her Twitter page, writing: “Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) “Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” John 7:24″
For the record, that was Courtney Stodden actually attempting to use scripture to defend looking like a goddamn fall festival for pedophiles. “It’s not the whore parade on the outside that matters, you guys, it’s the even more perverse whore parade and daddy issues on the inside that count. Or something. I like shorts! Hehe! :D XOXO!”
Photos: GSI Media
Is there any better proof that money is an aphrodisiac?
Middle aged paedo looks like he won the friggin Lolita Lottery in some of these pics…lol
I particularly love the arm tats coupled with the douchebag wool cap. (props to Stewie)
” I love balls…of all sizes and colors!”
I didn’t know who these two idiots were so I tried to look them up. I still don’t know who they are but I do know I’ve wasted enough time on them.
Holy mother
Ok, so why is Shauna Sand and every other fame whore out there allowed to dress slutty at pumpkin patches, but Courtney isnt?
Also, why does everyone still blither on about her being a teenager? Wasn’t she already established to be several years older?
Sweet statutory! I want some pumpkin pie now.
just cause they’re married doesn’t mean it’s not prostitution.
hear hear bro
No. If she’s really the age she claims, it is paedophelia.
OMG…bwahhhahhhahhhaaa…..stop trying so hard to look sexy….it ain’t workin’ for ya! Is there no one around to tell this brainless idiot that she looks constipated making all these faces??
Well, there goes my lunch.
i know, right! what a shit bag! 17 yrs old my ASS!
She is absolutely revolting and her husband looks like a lesbian in that get up.
You can’t have old, naked bitches running around the pumpkin patch. There are kids there. And adults who have just eaten.
This is why I like my white girls, they’re ultra slutty. Look @ that ass in the air, wooooo, giving stiffies.
These people are more obnoxious than Heidi and Sepncer. And that’s saying something.
For purposes of enforcing the federal law (18 U.S.C. §2256), “minor” is defined as a person under the age of 18.
* the production of the visual depiction involves the use of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; or
* the visual depiction is a digital image, computer image, or computer-generated image that is, or is indistinguishable from, that of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; or
* the visual depiction has been created, adapted, or modified to appear that an identifiable minor is engaging in sexually explicit conduct.
jus sayin’
hey! not all white people have bad genes dude. i look like a teenager and im in my late 20′s. then again ive never had plastic surgery, worshiped the sun or did drugs/alcohol. Shes disgusting.
Skin discoloration AND a hungry for flesh look. Oh, I get it! She is a zombie. I am ashamed I missed this.
B!tch gotta unibrow!
Look honey! A sybian for the Amish!
This looks like the cover of a straight to DVD, D-level horror flick.
Why do I get the feeling that Doug is going to pull a mask off and reveal that this was Speidi’s greatest fame troll yet
Looks like she was just waiting for the chance to rape the great pumpkin… Which fits, looks like shes married to a dried up charlie brown. Wheres chris hanson.
hahaha! excellent!
I can’t wait for the People magazine article in 20 years – “I was a child bride in Hollywood” with a picture of this chick at 400 pounds on a porch in a No-Name small town.
Her parents must be so proud.
They’re the ones who fame-whored her to him in the first place!
pedophile or not, this is hot. No way is this chick under 18
Who the ‘ell is Courtney Stodden?
Is she a porn star or something (if she’s 17, I guess not)
Seriously, reality star, country singer, ????
that plant looks like it has a vagina. trying to compete i suppose.
OMG, it totally does! Ewwwww.
“Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” John 7:24″
Coulda sworn it was something like “judge not, lest ye be judged”. Has she got one of those funbook bibles where you colour things in, do the eclesiastical Jumble and finish the famous sayings?
Also I’m fairly sure she meant that was HER John, number 724.
Slurp, slurp, slurp…
it’s just SO incredible that where ever this hoe-bag goes, there is a professional photographer right there….hmmmmm, i’m thinking all these pics are staged??? just a thought, LMAO
wooops, she just shit out another pumpkin!
Can’t wait to read the “tell all book” on this crap, she’s probably already having sex with his manager and best friend!
His manager, or his agent, one of them dropped his ass after pulling this stunt.
yes, circus sex, WE SEE, most of us have it, we just don’t feel the need to post pics of it….
um yeah, GROSS does’t even “cover it”!
if you don’t want to be treated like a whore, try not acting and looking like one!
i know that when I have gone to the pumpkin patch, I put on HOOKER boots and have dry sex, shit out pumpkins, and have a professional photographer nearby to record it all! AND HELLO DOUG, are you insane???? bet she’s costing you a bundle, live in prostitute>>>
guess she hasn’t hired a make up artist yet, or dentist, or anyone with class….ugh!
You can be a sexy woman without being a skanky little whore. I still don’t believe she’s 17, she’s going to be over the hill by 20.
Eyebrows!?!? Since when is it hot for them to connect caveman-style?
OKAY, LET’S JUST GIVE “IT” A NEW, MORE APPROPRIATE NAME:
WHORTNEY STODDARD, I DEF THINK THAT WORKS!
I’m hoping that she does just one more round of hair bleaching so that her hair disintegrates completely.
Then she won’t have to worry about the carpet matching the drapes.
By the looks of it, maybe all she has to do is blow dry her hair one more time for it to all blow away…we can only hope.
okay, I got it, new title: “WHORTNEY DOES THE PUMPKIN PATCH”!
Dude went from being the most hated guy in a Tom Hanks movie to being the most hated guy in a pumpkin patch. Seriously, the joke writes itself.
She couldn’t find a guy maybe just a leeeetle more attractive to carry out this “I’m going to get famous now” idea?
It looks like she’s letting her vag graze on the plant back there to freshen up a touch. Like when I eat that sprig of parsley that comes with my fettucini alfredo.
Is she 17 in dog years?
i really really want to grudge fuck this bitch, and slap her face a hundred times
I think a hundred men have beaten you to it.
How do we get her kicked out of America?
When I heard Courtney Stodden did a pumpkin patch, I thought she fucked everyone who was there. Was I wrong?
Where did her fake abs go??? lol
bitch lost her fake abs getting her weekly hose down by the cdc