Urge to make poop joke strong.. must.. resist…
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison decided to take their love to a nice, family-friendly pumpkin patch over the weekend where they found themselves subjected to the torches and pitchforks of people who apparently refused to understand how pure and wholesome dry-humping a 17-year-old in plain sight can be. RadarOnline reports:
Onlookers also complained that Courtney — wearing Daisy Dukes and a plaid shirt tied to show off her flat belly — was not dressed appropriately for the patch. After Courtney, 17, and Doug, 51, were 86’ed from the patch, they went to a nearby area where Courtney struck some sexy poses for the camera.
Courtney presumably referred to the incident on her Twitter page, writing: “Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) “Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” John 7:24″
For the record, that was Courtney Stodden actually attempting to use scripture to defend looking like a goddamn fall festival for pedophiles. “It’s not the whore parade on the outside that matters, you guys, it’s the even more perverse whore parade and daddy issues on the inside that count. Or something. I like shorts! Hehe! :D XOXO!”
Photos: GSI Media
i like how the old guy is in every picture like:
“dude i cant believe it either that this 17 yr old is still going for my old man balls!!! yaaaay!!!!”
The Hills Have Eyes + Debbie Does Dallas = Their marriage.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nothing better than “forbidden” love.
Nice unibrow
The best part is HER UNIBROW IS DRAWN ON. What s FUCKING tool, at least Anna Nicole Smith was someone you could pity. Theres something about this Courtney that just pisses EVERYONE off.
Also shes not a teenager for the LAST time.
I keep expecting the next shot to show Chris Hansen stepping out from behind the bushes with a transcript from an online chat. “And is it true you asked the young girl to bring three pumpkins with large stems, cinnamon flavored lubricant, and a stockingcap? Is this your idea of a Happy Thanksgiving?”
I believe they are auditioning for a b-rated porn movie! Obviously, a reality show….no one can tear their eyes from a train wreck, no matter how horrible it is!
True love
Maybe if you guys quit posting stupid shit like this this ugly broad will just go away. Shes ugly now so shes only going to get older and uglier no one knows or cares about this thing
Crap. I just read the part where she’s 17 *after* looking at this pict. I’m going to jail.
No scripture verse against judging someone by their interior appearance, right? Those beef curtains are wide open. Romper room in full view.
she’s just downright unattractive. i mean yes, she’s got a “look” going but she doesn’t do that “look” as well as others, and most people are somewhat over that “look” anyway because it’s gross and fake and you’d get bronzer all over you if you touched it…and it’s funny that she’s 17 because she looks 30.
Is she a stripper or a prostitute or what do strippers and prostitutes wear to distinguish themselves these days?
No. Even strippers and prostitutes have more class then her.
Ah, the vibrating pumpkin… the poor woman’s Sybian.
I saw her on a porn cover once.
Which one?
Any of them.
Not only can she poop pumpkins, but giant douchebags too!
Acting like a hooker in a pumpkin patch is basically the equivalent of acting like a hooker at a Chuck-e-Cheese. Does anyone other than families with children go to pumpkin patches? This is absolutely disgusting. If this was a man, acting and dressing this way in front of children, he would have been arrested.
Pedophiles go to pumpkin patches. Oh and if he was dressed like that he would definitely be arrested. And gay, he’d be very, very gay.
I kept wishing there was a picture with a hayride driving past them. I would have loved to see the looks of shock and horror on the passengers faces.
Mandy, then they should arrest Joey at the playground. Whoaa!
My first thought is “why don’t these two hurry up and make a porno, and please go away.” Then, in my second thought, I remember that she is a devout Christian and a “child of God”. Then I just feel terrible for my first thought.
Lol love it!
FYI real tits would be hanging towards her chin in this position, only bolt-ons stay in place when flipped upside down.
Need a little more eye make-up?
she’s squatting like she shit those pumpkins out of her gaping asshole.
Troofs!
Here kids, feel these nice hard gords!
Damn I’d love to squirt my load in her!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Thou shalt not judge the whore-child but rather the whore-child’s pimp” – Jerry Springer 3:24
Sweet Ass!!!!
Thug Santa
Can you imagine what this girl is gonna look like in 5,10, 15 years?!? She looks to be in her 30′s now. She probably is pretty under all that shit.
She’s not … she is very, very average-looking plain Jane. It’s her mother’s fault. Go to Awful Plastic Surgery to see old pix without make-up.
Actually, before the plastic surgery, the bleached hair, etc., she was a very pretty girl. Shame on her parents for what they turned her into – and Doug. Never realized he was the sleazeball she married… I used to like his acting. Now, I’m just gonna be creeped out any time I see him in a movie.
What’s going on, slow news day or something? Aren’t there any real celebrities up to no good, so we don’t have to watch illegal acts before our very eyes? Well, she looks like she’s pushin’ 40, so maybe not illegal, but certainly nasty.
I don’t understand why these people are relevant and these stupid Heidi/Spencer type photos are here/anywhere?
For a pornstar/hooker, she is pretty decent. I would give her $50 for a little fun, maybe more. She seems very dirty which is a good thing in that line of work.
Sorry…
She’s more of the $10 beej-in-an-alley type.
You can see where her real cleavage ends.
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Those pumpkins fell out of her uterus.
“Celebrating our first Halloween together! Wish you were here! Love, The Aristocrats”
I, for one, look forward to Hallmark’s new line of Halloween cards.
Attention whore just doing their job. Nothing to see here folks, the faster we move along the faster we can get rid of these pests.
One of these is an orange gourd decorated to either entice or frighten. The other is a pumpkin.
“Positively penetrating pictures at the pumpkin patch with my pimpin’ partner while praising the piety power.”
In other words, crystal meth is a helluva drug.
I didn’t realize that pumpkin patches had dress codes.
…fart…..
Oh come on! Really? WTF happened to this chick when she was younger?
the best way to treat this disease is to ignore it.
PEDOBEAR, WHERE ARE YOU??
DOUG IS PEDOBEAR
Unibrow.
does she draw a unibrow purposely?
shes out of her mind
I cannot *believe* this girl!! Gag!
I can’t believe she’s wearing white shoes after Labor Day!
I mean, right?!
Say what you want- I’d eat that 17 year old fart box!! YUMMY
This hooker is a gold mine. Love it.
Her ben-wa balls fall out?
This isn’t just candid celeb mom and kid buy a pumpkin stuff, this is a pre-planned, posed, glam photo shoot. They had to pay to get them taken.
No wonder the people at the Sears portrait studio kicked them out.