So if you’re wondering how long it will take for Courtney Stodden to jump on one of the four porn offers she received on her 18th birthday, immediately. Almost immediately. TMZ reports:
Stodden just called in to “TMZ Live” … and told us she’s been “flooded” with XXX offers from the moment she became “legal” … and the thought of her getting intimate with another man is freaking out her 52-year-old hubby.
Still, Court says … “I’m not gonna say yes right now … and I’m not gonna say no.”
I love how the second the money starts pouring in, she completely stops pretending her marriage was ever real. She barely even hesitates. “$100,000 just to have sex for five minutes? I’ll do it! — What do you mean what will my husband think? I’m not marr- oh, the old guy. Um, he’s dead. He died. *Doug asks who she’s talking to in the background* Shut up, ghost! When can I start?”
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My interest in seeing her “intimate” with any man is minimal. But then again, smeared mascara jackhammer throat fucking and extreme insertions is hardly “intimate”.
Honestly, who wouldn’t pay to see her get fucked in the ass by Lexington Steele?
“Talking today terribly torturous. Throat torn taking tremendous throbbing tumescent tickling.”
awesome.
It’s like you do all the heavy lifting, and I make it all elegant-like.
I’m with you, McBeef.
And Im willing to bet, she’ll be doing it with a smile on her face, no matter how hardcore.
My hand’s already halfway down my pants from the description alone. Hey, look… it’s lunch time.
Doug apparently doesn’t like that I’d stop flogging the bishop to his wife to go get some lunch.
Haahahaa!
i hear you! this girl is tiring to read about but by god would i ever like to see her waste whistle in action! the epically dimwitted can have their basketball-under-the-skin assed kardashian putridity; this girl’s body is absolute perfection! my pants are tightening up at the thought of the on-screen violation of her gorgeous dung dispenser!
Stodden porn feature #1 – she dresses up in a jailbait schoolgirl outfit and and after bunch of shots of her playing with makeup and declaring how sexually liberated she is, she fingers herself on camera.
Stodden porn feature #2 – she dresses up in a jailbait schoolgirl outfit and she and another woman have sex.
Stodden porn feature #3 – she dresses up in a jailbait schoolgirl outfit and has sex with several women, and one of those women also has sex with a man while Stodden watches and hopefully provides illuminating commentary.
Stodden porn feature #4 – she dresses up in a jailbait schoolgirl outfit and…smeared mascara jackhammer throat fucking.
She told me she was working her way through college and supporting her invalid mother when she gave me a lap dance . Why didn’t I see this coming ?
If her husband has a problem with her doing other men in porn, why not just sign on for “The Lesbian Seduction of Courtney Stodden”.
Easy solution.
Girl on Girl action.
The old man won’t mind, money gets made, carpets get cleaned, everyone wins :)
I’m a problem solver.
“Dozens of dangling dicks disperse a deluge of DNA onto my delicate dermis!”
YESH,
Do pr0n!!
She looks a little old for porn.
Courtney also got a dog for her birthday named Dourtney.
She hasn’t said yes or no to my porn offer either. When I called her yesterday, her hubby answered. I asked him what he thought my chances were she’d accept my offer. he said, “Not good.”
I said: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
He said: I’d say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
I said: So you’re telling me there’s a chance… *YEAH!*
Holy shit. If seeing her get pounded isn’t worth a buck, I don’t know what is…
She better do anal.
How is this person only 18? Seriously, I wanna know what sort of shit does someone born in 1994 has to go through to look like a well kept 45 year old.
There’s a secret process involving a powder from South America, which is taken into the body in an unusual manner. That is all I know.
She must have started snorted that mysterious powder very early. Like on her way down the birth canal.
The age molecules transmitted by 50-year old male flop sweat during sex have been shown to deteriorate youth.
If she looks this old turning 18 just imagine how old she’ll look when she can drink legally.
I am not sure that I want to know
She’ll probably get on set and wonder why Vin Diesel or Ice Cube aren’t in the movie with her.
How can you be so sure they won’t be?
She’s a member of the Shauna Sands school of stripper footwear.
Daddy issues? check
Older man looking to profit from her? check
Body that has been molded by surgeons for porn? Double Check
I don’t see the reason for any hesitation.
If anything, this is a fee negotiation tactic.
WINKYFAAACE!!!!
I see her doing Playboy style stuff a la Kardashian, Lohan and Montag. In other words, nothing to see here.
May God forgive me; I’ll watch this…
Anyone else noticing how most of the “vote” buttons are grayed out and you can’t click on them, but some you can?
Like in your case. So here is a Thumbs Up.
WTF isn’t her 15 minutes over already?! It’s been 3 YEARS GODDAMMIT.
I hope she starts a porn career and dumps her pedophile husband.
All the hatred I have for the world I would like to load in a cannon, shove it up her ass and fire!
Let’s see….sex with creepy man from Lost or sex for money…tough call.
Question. Who the hell is this person?
i support her porn career 100%. You go girl.
An overly tanned vacant blond chick with bolt-ons and too much make up trying to break into porn? Next you’ll tell me she was exploited by her parents in exchange for notoriety.
i’d love to see her goble the goo…
i’d love to see her get pounded hard till tears roll down her cheeks.
“she won’t say yes, but she won’t say no”
good tactic for holding out for higher bids.
“Her” house ? I thought they were married.
I would hate to see what she looks like at age 30.
Honey, wait!, whew that was close, you almost left without me again
THAT’S funny hahaha
This is the moment she’s been waiting all her life for. She’s just holding out for more money at this point. I can’t wait to see her get pounded by 2 black cocks.
Still have no idea who this whore actually is.
Do you know how to Google? If not, throw your computer away.
Other than blatant whoredom, why is this skank, ahem, “famous”?
She’s a country singer.
“Stolen” sex tape sold to a porn company in 3..2..1..
At least now she can have sex with someone moderately attractive (well, maybe) in exchange for money.
I’d like to beat that old dude, tie him to a chair and make him watch while I rape the shit out of his whore.
She should. She’s a born MILF. Also: Stinkyface. Let’s hope it goes there.
How dare you suggest she procreate? World-hater.
Good to see that the last year or two of prepping is paying off for her..
Andin a few years when no one cares about her anymore she’ll admit that she’s actually 37.
I’d love to see her play the flute and swallow the music.
WTF is wrong with her right leg?!?!? Looks as deformed as her brain…….
That’s just something totally I don’t understand, how impossible that she’s only 18? she looks 37 indefinitely
Courtney Stodden is NASTY!
The only thing that disturbs me more than the pervy old husband and her pervy old man fans, is her parents. WHERE THE FUCK are her parents? As a mother, and especially as a mother of a daughter, it is MY JOB to protect my daughter from people who want to take advantage of her, not add my name to the list for a paycheck. Disgusting.
Her mom is her momager, you know, like the sisters who are famous for plastic surgery, brilliant minds and absolutely no morals.
I do wish she would have some work done on her face and learn how to use make-up. Oh, and toss those ridiculous lucite platforms.
What is it with those screwy facial expressions? Does she think they are sexy? Usually people who try to show and/or tell people how good they are in bed are not.
Id let her pee in my mouth :-)
no taste in clothing ….
Literally the ONLY reason i’d watch that is because I must know what her boobs look like without two bras on.
much bigger lips, wider bigger eyes(lids)