Courtney Stodden’s Taking Those Porn Offers

August 30th, 2012 // 74 Comments
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So if you’re wondering how long it will take for Courtney Stodden to jump on one of the four porn offers she received on her 18th birthday, immediately. Almost immediately. TMZ reports:

Stodden just called in to “TMZ Live” … and told us she’s been “flooded” with XXX offers from the moment she became “legal” … and the thought of her getting intimate with another man is freaking out her 52-year-old hubby.
Still, Court says … “I’m not gonna say yes right now … and I’m not gonna say no.”

I love how the second the money starts pouring in, she completely stops pretending her marriage was ever real. She barely even hesitates. “$100,000 just to have sex for five minutes? I’ll do it! — What do you mean what will my husband think? I’m not marr- oh, the old guy. Um, he’s dead. He died. *Doug asks who she’s talking to in the background* Shut up, ghost! When can I start?”

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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    My interest in seeing her “intimate” with any man is minimal. But then again, smeared mascara jackhammer throat fucking and extreme insertions is hardly “intimate”.

    • Josh

      Honestly, who wouldn’t pay to see her get fucked in the ass by Lexington Steele?

    • “Talking today terribly torturous. Throat torn taking tremendous throbbing tumescent tickling.”

    • Deacon Jones

      I’m with you, McBeef.

      And Im willing to bet, she’ll be doing it with a smile on her face, no matter how hardcore.

    • My hand’s already halfway down my pants from the description alone. Hey, look… it’s lunch time.

      • Doug apparently doesn’t like that I’d stop flogging the bishop to his wife to go get some lunch.

      • mel

        i hear you! this girl is tiring to read about but by god would i ever like to see her waste whistle in action! the epically dimwitted can have their basketball-under-the-skin assed kardashian putridity; this girl’s body is absolute perfection! my pants are tightening up at the thought of the on-screen violation of her gorgeous dung dispenser!

    • Cock Dr

      Stodden porn feature #1 – she dresses up in a jailbait schoolgirl outfit and and after bunch of shots of her playing with makeup and declaring how sexually liberated she is, she fingers herself on camera.
      Stodden porn feature #2 – she dresses up in a jailbait schoolgirl outfit and she and another woman have sex.
      Stodden porn feature #3 – she dresses up in a jailbait schoolgirl outfit and has sex with several women, and one of those women also has sex with a man while Stodden watches and hopefully provides illuminating commentary.
      Stodden porn feature #4 – she dresses up in a jailbait schoolgirl outfit and…smeared mascara jackhammer throat fucking.

  2. Eustace Haney

    She told me she was working her way through college and supporting her invalid mother when she gave me a lap dance . Why didn’t I see this coming ?

  3. theoriginal LJ

    If her husband has a problem with her doing other men in porn, why not just sign on for “The Lesbian Seduction of Courtney Stodden”.

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    kingofbeer
    Commented on this photo:

    Easy solution.

    Girl on Girl action.

    The old man won’t mind, money gets made, carpets get cleaned, everyone wins :)

    I’m a problem solver.

  5. JC

    “Dozens of dangling dicks disperse a deluge of DNA onto my delicate dermis!”

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    Skeets
    Commented on this photo:

    YESH,

    Do pr0n!!

  7. Ruckus

    She looks a little old for porn.

    Courtney also got a dog for her birthday named Dourtney.

  8. She hasn’t said yes or no to my porn offer either. When I called her yesterday, her hubby answered. I asked him what he thought my chances were she’d accept my offer. he said, “Not good.”
    I said: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
    He said: I’d say more like one out of a million.
    [pause]
    I said: So you’re telling me there’s a chance… *YEAH!*

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    Skeets
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit. If seeing her get pounded isn’t worth a buck, I don’t know what is…

  10. No Standards

    She better do anal.

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    akin
    Commented on this photo:

    How is this person only 18? Seriously, I wanna know what sort of shit does someone born in 1994 has to go through to look like a well kept 45 year old.

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    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    She’ll probably get on set and wonder why Vin Diesel or Ice Cube aren’t in the movie with her.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a member of the Shauna Sands school of stripper footwear.

  14. Daddy issues? check
    Older man looking to profit from her? check
    Body that has been molded by surgeons for porn? Double Check

    I don’t see the reason for any hesitation.
    If anything, this is a fee negotiation tactic.

  15. Zorbitor

    WINKYFAAACE!!!!

  16. Gary Grant

    I see her doing Playboy style stuff a la Kardashian, Lohan and Montag. In other words, nothing to see here.

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    MrG
    Commented on this photo:

    May God forgive me; I’ll watch this…

  18. Deacon Jones

    Anyone else noticing how most of the “vote” buttons are grayed out and you can’t click on them, but some you can?

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    BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF isn’t her 15 minutes over already?! It’s been 3 YEARS GODDAMMIT.

  20. carl

    I hope she starts a porn career and dumps her pedophile husband.

  21. Video Bastard

    All the hatred I have for the world I would like to load in a cannon, shove it up her ass and fire!

  22. Urvag

    Let’s see….sex with creepy man from Lost or sex for money…tough call.

  23. King Diamond

    Question. Who the hell is this person?

  24. El Jefe

    i support her porn career 100%. You go girl.

  25. An overly tanned vacant blond chick with bolt-ons and too much make up trying to break into porn? Next you’ll tell me she was exploited by her parents in exchange for notoriety.

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    me
    Commented on this photo:

    i’d love to see her goble the goo…

  27. anonym

    i’d love to see her get pounded hard till tears roll down her cheeks.

    “she won’t say yes, but she won’t say no”
    good tactic for holding out for higher bids.

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    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    “Her” house ? I thought they were married.

  29. karl anglin

    I would hate to see what she looks like at age 30.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Honey, wait!, whew that was close, you almost left without me again

  31. Courtney Stodden Bra Panties See Through Dress 18th Birthday
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the moment she’s been waiting all her life for. She’s just holding out for more money at this point. I can’t wait to see her get pounded by 2 black cocks.

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    Scott Disick's love child
    Commented on this photo:

    Still have no idea who this whore actually is.

  33. Joe Blow

    Other than blatant whoredom, why is this skank, ahem, “famous”?

  34. Hawk

    “Stolen” sex tape sold to a porn company in 3..2..1..

  35. cc

    At least now she can have sex with someone moderately attractive (well, maybe) in exchange for money.

  36. Mario Starr

    I’d like to beat that old dude, tie him to a chair and make him watch while I rape the shit out of his whore.

  37. Jakehotep

    She should. She’s a born MILF. Also: Stinkyface. Let’s hope it goes there.

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    Lissa
    Commented on this photo:

    Good to see that the last year or two of prepping is paying off for her..

  39. Steve

    Andin a few years when no one cares about her anymore she’ll admit that she’s actually 37.

  40. I’d love to see her play the flute and swallow the music.

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    Jenni
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF is wrong with her right leg?!?!? Looks as deformed as her brain…….

  42. 43-Sensabargh

    That’s just something totally I don’t understand, how impossible that she’s only 18? she looks 37 indefinitely

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    Commented on this photo:

    Courtney Stodden is NASTY!

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    Grossed Out
    Commented on this photo:

    The only thing that disturbs me more than the pervy old husband and her pervy old man fans, is her parents. WHERE THE FUCK are her parents? As a mother, and especially as a mother of a daughter, it is MY JOB to protect my daughter from people who want to take advantage of her, not add my name to the list for a paycheck. Disgusting.

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    Observant
    Commented on this photo:

    Her mom is her momager, you know, like the sisters who are famous for plastic surgery, brilliant minds and absolutely no morals.
    I do wish she would have some work done on her face and learn how to use make-up. Oh, and toss those ridiculous lucite platforms.
    What is it with those screwy facial expressions? Does she think they are sexy? Usually people who try to show and/or tell people how good they are in bed are not.

  46. Popper 200

    Id let her pee in my mouth :-)

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    fairydust
    Commented on this photo:

    no taste in clothing ….

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    tm
    Commented on this photo:

    Literally the ONLY reason i’d watch that is because I must know what her boobs look like without two bras on.

  49. Courtney Stodden Bra Panties See Through Dress 18th Birthday
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    much bigger lips, wider bigger eyes(lids)

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