Courtney Stodden’s Next Step Is Porn

November 13th, 2013 // 98 Comments
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In the aftermath of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison‘s “separation,” there’ve been endless reports about why they broke up, if they were even in a relationship to begin with, and what happens next. Except all you really need to know is that Vivid’s Steven Hirsch told E! News that Courtney Stodden was born to be a porn star because that’s exactly what’s going to happen next. Which is information I could’ve told you days ago, but I waited until I had new bikini pics of Courtney’s huge fake tits so you could look at them and go, “Yup, those will be in porn,” without bothering to read a single word of whatever the hell I’m writing down here. Something about porn babies? I can’t keep track of these things.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Courtney Stodden Bikini Squeezing Tits Together Ducklips
    Alison
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    At first I thought they left the tag on her implants, but I guess it’s just the bikini.

  2. Courtney Stodden Bikini Squeezing Tits Together Ducklips
    whatever
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    you never wear white while on your period, for obvious reasons.
    she may look all stuck up and pose like a bitch, but a woman on her period would choose another day for a photo shoot, she must have felt like crap, and other people are in total control of her life, they forced her to do this.
    she must be a total mess in her emotional life and used to doing exactly what others tell her to do.
    that is far from a grown up, more like an abused ten year old mentally, she needs to grow up and get away from pimp mom and pimp pedo-husband-ex, poor girl – if you think about it -

  3. pornstar

    cocaine.

  4. Really ?

    Somewhere Farrah A just started screaming, a long impenetrable scream that will shatter her own head eventually.

    And nobody will care.

  5. While she appears she may be as good at porn as Farah is, I would still want to watch the video.

  6. Courtney Stodden Bikini Squeezing Tits Together Ducklips
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    I didn’t think it was possible for her to surgery herself even uglier, but I always forget how big the Wildenstick really is.

  7. Courtney Stodden Bikini Squeezing Tits Together Ducklips
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    It could be menstruation, but it also could be the pattern that is on the front of her bikini bottom (it looks like that.) Either way it looks bad.

  8. Are we sure that’s a tag? Maybe one of the fellas at the bar shoved in an IOU.

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    tick
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    so embarrassing. like miley cyrus embarrassing.

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    Motorboat Captain
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    Shauna Sand has really let herself go.

  11. Lord Evil Uncreator

    Won’t watch her porn unless she does anal, titfucks like a champ, and gobbles cocks like a hungry Ethiopian eats rice.

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    Eugene
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    Stupid bitch doesn’t even know the proper way to administer The Shocker.

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    just me
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    poop stain

  14. Courtney Stodden Bikini Squeezing Tits Together Ducklips
    mark
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    Lips look natural.

  15. kery

    She looks so trashy and ho … :P

  16. Courtney Stodden Bikini Squeezing Tits Together Ducklips
    Commented on this photo:

    “We have active conversations together, my tits and I,” explained Courtney to her photographer.

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    Gin&Tonic
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    You all seem a little unclear on where a vagina is located on a woman (not that I’m claiming this isn’t a tranny…).
    The answer to the mystery stain is clear: coked-out bitch shit herself

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    Big Dick Magee
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    ANAL LEAKAGE.
    Not a good thing at any age, but for someone so young……….

  19. anonym

    hahahaa. Those injected lips look hilarious, but would probably feel good around my dick.

    those are dick suckin lips.

  20. anonym

    plastic surgeons love these psychologically unstable girls.

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    me
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    what the fuck is wrong with her lip?

  22. Mama Pinkus

    I cannot even begin to imagine the trauma this gal must have suffered as a child

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    ERM
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    All that work done,and still a flat ass? -_-

  24. Courtney Stodden Bikini Squeezing Tits Together Ducklips
    ERM
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    flabby butt ugh

  25. Courtney Stodden Bikini Squeezing Tits Together Ducklips
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    What is wrong with her nasty mouth?

  26. mux

    Her next big gig will be at the Bass Pro Shops!!

  27. mux

    Seriously, she looks ridiculous! With her permanent “O” lips and silly jugs she looks like something you take out of the closet and blow up on lonely Saturdays.

    (not that I would know anything about that of course…)

  28. Dirty Travolta

    Lexington Steele is going to demolish her vagina ..

  29. Courtney Stodden Bikini Squeezing Tits Together Ducklips
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    is this real life?

  30. Courtney Stodden Bikini Squeezing Tits Together Ducklips
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    Her body is so freakin’ hot, but her face is disgusting. Look at her just 3 years ago, she isn’t even the same person…

    http://plasticsurgerykicks.com/courtney-stodden-plastic-surgery-boob-job-before-and-after

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    Heh
    Commented on this photo:

    Shauna Sands looks at her and thinks “If I don’t take care of myself this is what I will look like in ten years”

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    anonymous
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    Why the hell does anyone want to look exactly like a stereotypical pornstar yet not be one?

  33. Courtney Stodden Bikini Squeezing Tits Together Ducklips
    ooooohhhh
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    I wonder if she is physically able to close her mouth at this point. It’s agape in almost every single picture.

  34. Everyonefuckscourtney

    She was absolutely born for prn.
    Come on! Her mom MADE her into porn material.
    I would LOVE to jerk off watching her degraded by 10 dicks cumming on her fucking face. She deserves to be humiliated.
    Fucking whore cunt.

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