Courtney Stodden Bought A New Face

September 20th, 2012 // 93 Comments
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Now that she’s appearing on VH1′s Couple Therapy, Courtney Stodden has ramped up tweeting pics of his/her fake tits because you have to give the he/she credit, she knows Internet. (Case in point: She also constantly tweets dog photos of – wait for it – “Dourtney!”) Except in the most recent batch, her face looks like a completely different person, so somebody obviously blew her VH1 money on new cheeks even though Playboy already told her she’s too enhanced. Then again, you know who doesn’t care what you’ve done to your body? Porn. No, really. One time this chick’s mom made her get peed on and porn was all like, “How’d you like to be famous?” True story.

UPDATE: And she took it out for a spin.

Photos: Twitter

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    Lita
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s an improvement.

  2. Jesus, throwing a hot dog down a hallway seems to be the theme for the day. Tara Reid, Blake Lively, this thing…

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    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like her same scary self

  4. chicka

    when she said in that interview “she’s a whore!” (quoting what others said of her marriage) her odd voice made it sound like HEEE-HAWWWWW!! a donkey braying!! SHEEEE WHOOOOORE!!! not even her new teeth can fix that.

  5. Deacon Jones

    hmm..

    I think I liked her better with the really trashy makeup. It completed the look.

  6. Josh

    Pathetic 35 year old pretending to be 18 is a pathetic 35 year old pretending to be 18.

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    Alexggb
    Commented on this photo:

    Who applied her make up? Steve Wonder?

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    I don’t care how stupid or fake that is, I would wage cockular war on it!

  9. Still beat up and disease ridden. Nasty.

  10. Deacon Jones

    Oh, and I like how they’re on Couple Therapy already. That helps my hopes of seeing her in a facial gangbang before she hits 19.

  11. O.o

    hmmm…
    she looks verry difrent from the frontpics
    but then watching her face turned sideways i don’t see any change

    not sure what changed…

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    I’m 100% sure that’s a serial killer’s smirk. 30yr old Courtney is just bait. You know about couple serial killers right?

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    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew that gold bangle was gonna have to be surgically removed from her upper arm eventually. A hell of an improvement, I say!

  14. Put It In

    Who is this homely person, and why do you guys keep posting stories about this zero?

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    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    When I “grow up,” I want to be just like Heidi Spencer.

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    hattie
    Commented on this photo:

    did her face also come with a time machine back to 1993 for the camera used to take these photos?

  17. Crabby Old Guy

    New face, but same old brain right? No thanks. On all counts.

  18. KFisher

    Her chin looks a lot pointier than it once did.

  19. It’s weird to me that someone aspires to look like a blowup doll. She should just get an air valve implanted on her foot to complete the transformation.

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    Jezebel
    Commented on this photo:

    Doug got matching cheek implants? Couples that splay together stay together.

  21. 43-Sensabargh

    Since they did a surgically improvement on her new face look, it’s probable that she looks no longer looking old, since the recent years.

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    Yep
    Commented on this photo:

    huge improvement. let her eyebrows grow in, got rid of that pornstar makeup foundation, ditched that skin-pink lipstick, and took it easy on the eyeliner.

    sigh. i’m what happens when straight dudes watch too much TV.

  23. That’s Better, I would fuck her now…

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    Commented on this photo:

    He’s smiling like a proud gay stylist.

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    Melissa
    Commented on this photo:

    I usually don’t have nice things to say about young girls getting plastic surgery HOWEVER, she does look rather pretty in this photo for an overenhanced teenager.

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    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    I have drunkenly rutted girls who look way worse than this. I mean it. I have really let myself down on occassion.

  27. Craptard

    The pics of her from when she actually was in her teens / 20′s, before she had anything done, she looked good then. Nothing she’s done to herself has been an improvement. God (or whatever in its infinite wisdom creates all things) can make the galaxies, sun, moon, stars, and even this thing, and somehow this dipshit thinks she knows better what it should look like, and attempts to improve upon it?

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    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    creepy doug – life imitating art.

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    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    smoking bod (albeit fake).

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    Sandoucheky
    Commented on this photo:

    The body’s so perfect that I don’t give a shit about it

  31. ja

    Courtney…please go away. Thank you from everyone.

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    Ashley
    Commented on this photo:

    Still looks constipated. It’s not the make up or the surgery. It’s the whole “I’m concentrating on my movement” face.

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    She doesn’t look accustomed to working her new cheeks and lips yet.

  34. El Jefe

    I would happily bang her.

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    BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she get a nose job???

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    Lady Gaga much?

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    quoi?
    Commented on this photo:

    way better.

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    quoi?
    Commented on this photo:

    its way better. plus shes smiling, not that stupid duck face.

  39. Joe Blow

    She should ask for a refund.

  40. Courtney Stodden Plastic Surgery Twitter
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    I spy a brand new honker as well. It’s still a hideous beast. Bet you all $100 it has hairy nipples.

  41. Courtney Stodden Plastic Surgery Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sure if it is actual cheek implants. She has chipmunk cheeks here – thesuperficial.com/photos/courtney-stodden-car-wash-lingerie/courtney-stodden-car-wash-03 .. rather I think it is she has used naval jelly and scraped off that hideous and whorish frosted titty pink lipstick. Her eyes are also not painted heavily with navy eye liner. All in all .. god strike me dead for admitting this publicly .. she does not look half bad.

  42. Courtney Stodden Plastic Surgery Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    This might be the best picture she’s ever taken. And look at that, no stupid, exaggerated face, black eyes, or creepy husband in it. Must be a coincidence.

  43. cc

    Did she keep the receipt?

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    Luopis
    Commented on this photo:

    How can someone be so beautiful yet extremely nasty in the same time.

  45. Courtney Stodden Plastic Surgery Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Assembled in America. May contain parts made in China.

  46. Bianca

    I actually think she looks kinda pretty in the main picture, in a ” I believe 50% of Americans can’t locate the US on a map because they don’t own maps” kind of way.

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    bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    The side shots make her nose look too long.

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    Fourtney
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, she turned into Lindsay Lohan faster than Lindsay Lohan turned into Lindsay Lohan.

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    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    I see it now: she got his nose, right?

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    Nick
    Commented on this photo:

    Leave Britney Alone!

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