Now that she’s appearing on VH1′s Couple Therapy, Courtney Stodden has ramped up tweeting pics of his/her fake tits because you have to give the he/she credit, she knows Internet. (Case in point: She also constantly tweets dog photos of – wait for it – “Dourtney!”) Except in the most recent batch, her face looks like a completely different person, so somebody obviously blew her VH1 money on new cheeks even though Playboy already told her she’s too enhanced. Then again, you know who doesn’t care what you’ve done to your body? Porn. No, really. One time this chick’s mom made her get peed on and porn was all like, “How’d you like to be famous?” True story.
UPDATE: And she took it out for a spin.
Photos: Twitter
It’s an improvement.
That’s bad hentai.
Jesus, throwing a hot dog down a hallway seems to be the theme for the day. Tara Reid, Blake Lively, this thing…
Leave Blake Lovely out of that list!
No, no. Keep Lamely on the list.
looks like her same scary self
when she said in that interview “she’s a whore!” (quoting what others said of her marriage) her odd voice made it sound like HEEE-HAWWWWW!! a donkey braying!! SHEEEE WHOOOOORE!!! not even her new teeth can fix that.
hmm..
I think I liked her better with the really trashy makeup. It completed the look.
Pathetic 35 year old pretending to be 18 is a pathetic 35 year old pretending to be 18.
no way my wife is 35 and doesnt even look this old, not even close, more like 45.
Who applied her make up? Steve Wonder?
More like Watson & Standard.
I was hoping Smith & Wesson.
I don’t care how stupid or fake that is, I would wage cockular war on it!
Just missing a creamy facial
Still beat up and disease ridden. Nasty.
Oh, and I like how they’re on Couple Therapy already. That helps my hopes of seeing her in a facial gangbang before she hits 19.
You own a time machine??
hmmm…
she looks verry difrent from the frontpics
but then watching her face turned sideways i don’t see any change
not sure what changed…
http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/20/courtney-stodden-plastic-surgery-0920-01-435×580.jpg
I’m 100% sure that’s a serial killer’s smirk. 30yr old Courtney is just bait. You know about couple serial killers right?
I knew that gold bangle was gonna have to be surgically removed from her upper arm eventually. A hell of an improvement, I say!
Who is this homely person, and why do you guys keep posting stories about this zero?
When I “grow up,” I want to be just like Heidi Spencer.
did her face also come with a time machine back to 1993 for the camera used to take these photos?
she got it for her sweet sixteen
1993? You gotta be kidding me.
New face, but same old brain right? No thanks. On all counts.
Her chin looks a lot pointier than it once did.
It’s weird to me that someone aspires to look like a blowup doll. She should just get an air valve implanted on her foot to complete the transformation.
And practice her “surprised” look.
Doug got matching cheek implants? Couples that splay together stay together.
Since they did a surgically improvement on her new face look, it’s probable that she looks no longer looking old, since the recent years.
huge improvement. let her eyebrows grow in, got rid of that pornstar makeup foundation, ditched that skin-pink lipstick, and took it easy on the eyeliner.
sigh. i’m what happens when straight dudes watch too much TV.
There is no way you are a straight dude.
Seems straight as an arrow to me…
That’s Better, I would fuck her now…
He’s smiling like a proud gay stylist.
I usually don’t have nice things to say about young girls getting plastic surgery HOWEVER, she does look rather pretty in this photo for an overenhanced teenager.
I have drunkenly rutted girls who look way worse than this. I mean it. I have really let myself down on occassion.
The pics of her from when she actually was in her teens / 20′s, before she had anything done, she looked good then. Nothing she’s done to herself has been an improvement. God (or whatever in its infinite wisdom creates all things) can make the galaxies, sun, moon, stars, and even this thing, and somehow this dipshit thinks she knows better what it should look like, and attempts to improve upon it?
Hey Amish person, wanna try this clear lipgloss? Promise you won’t go to hell. I mean heck.
I think the very concept of “infinite wisdom” is pretty much negated by the subject at hand.
creepy doug – life imitating art.
smoking bod (albeit fake).
The body’s so perfect that I don’t give a shit about it
uhh, WHAT BODY? You mean the flat ass, the chicken legs, her overly padded/stuffed bra???
Courtney…please go away. Thank you from everyone.
Still looks constipated. It’s not the make up or the surgery. It’s the whole “I’m concentrating on my movement” face.
She doesn’t look accustomed to working her new cheeks and lips yet.
I would happily bang her.
Did she get a nose job???
Lady Gaga much?
way better.
its way better. plus shes smiling, not that stupid duck face.
She should ask for a refund.
I spy a brand new honker as well. It’s still a hideous beast. Bet you all $100 it has hairy nipples.
Not sure if it is actual cheek implants. She has chipmunk cheeks here – thesuperficial.com/photos/courtney-stodden-car-wash-lingerie/courtney-stodden-car-wash-03 .. rather I think it is she has used naval jelly and scraped off that hideous and whorish frosted titty pink lipstick. Her eyes are also not painted heavily with navy eye liner. All in all .. god strike me dead for admitting this publicly .. she does not look half bad.
This might be the best picture she’s ever taken. And look at that, no stupid, exaggerated face, black eyes, or creepy husband in it. Must be a coincidence.
Did she keep the receipt?
How can someone be so beautiful yet extremely nasty in the same time.
Assembled in America. May contain parts made in China.
I actually think she looks kinda pretty in the main picture, in a ” I believe 50% of Americans can’t locate the US on a map because they don’t own maps” kind of way.
The side shots make her nose look too long.
Man, she turned into Lindsay Lohan faster than Lindsay Lohan turned into Lindsay Lohan.
I see it now: she got his nose, right?
EXACTLY what I thought! It was crooked/bumpy before on the ridge, now it’s more perky and smooth!
Leave Britney Alone!