Merry Christmas, Everybody, You’ll Never Guess Who Got Naked. It’s A Complete Surprise.

Another holiday, another gallery of Courtney Stodden posing nude because why else would Doug wish a department store mannequin would come to life? And ask for it to be underage before he married it… Anyway, these are exactly what Jesus wanted for his birthday, and, no, he wasn’t just checking for the gift receipt. You imagined that. (Psst. It’s behind her penis.)

We’ll be back Wednesday to kick off the Best of 2012 posts followed by more of the same on Thursday and Friday, but with a light blogging crust. Bring the kids.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner