Merry Christmas, Everybody, You’ll Never Guess Who Got Naked. It’s A Complete Surprise.

December 24th, 2012 // 114 Comments

Another holiday, another gallery of Courtney Stodden posing nude because why else would Doug wish a department store mannequin would come to life? And ask for it to be underage before he married it… Anyway, these are exactly what Jesus wanted for his birthday, and, no, he wasn’t just checking for the gift receipt. You imagined that. (Psst. It’s behind her penis.)

We’ll be back Wednesday to kick off the Best of 2012 posts followed by more of the same on Thursday and Friday, but with a light blogging crust. Bring the kids.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/25/edward_norton17-1-340_272.jpg[/img]

    Under all of that make-up and that nasty-ass weave lies Edward Norton. True Story.

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    Allion
    Commented on this photo:

    White trash

  3. jim

    Last week I managed to raise my income just with a few hours online work, earned almoust $800, no special skills needed, get all about it from here ….

    qy(dot)fi/S1

  4. Mando

    This is like Heidi Montag doing it right. Happy Christmas to you al

  5. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m moving from hatred to apathy with this woman.

  6. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks good.

  7. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Commented on this photo:

    Her body’s not bad at all, she just presents herself so badly that she comes across as a caricature instead of an actual person.

  8. Carolyn

    What exactly is she and what is her purpose in life?

    That being said, may I offer a Christmas observation to the Superficial posters? You must be a well-educated bunch because most other sites have comments that are frequently unreadable. Incredibly poor spelling and grammar are abundant. What are we all doing commenting on pathetic celebrities when we could be the next Steve Jobs?

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    DougHutchinson
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh come on folks. Sure, it’s airbrushed. Sure, she’s dumb as a box of shit. But she’s very fuckable, particularly here. Her most recent work has really been an improvement. Credit where credit’s due.

  10. cc

    Merry Christmas to Fish and all my other friends here.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    From the ribcage down, she’s actually pretty nicely put together. Moving in the other direction, well, things have gone wrong.

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    Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    Full size, my ass! Yes! Bring back the “view original” feature!.

  13. tom

    That girl must be mentally handicapped otherwise she would not be abused like that.

  14. shankyouverymuch

    I just see a very very sad ending for this little girl… a-la anna nicole smith :( … no real guidance, youth taken, used abused & cast away. tragedy is always right around the corner for these sad girls-

    Merry Christmas to all especially Courtney Stodden!

  15. shankyouverymuch

    I just see a very very sad ending for this little girl… a-la anna nicole smith :( … no real guidance, youth taken, used abused & cast away. tragedy is always right around the corner for these sad girls-

    Merry Christmas to all especially COURTNEY STODDEN!!!

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    BbyBluThghHghs
    Commented on this photo:

    She proves that being blonde-haired, big-boobed, young, and slender doesn’t make you sexy. Chick is nasty.

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    Buster
    Commented on this photo:

    Daddy FAIL.

    I’ve seen her on Couples Therapy. She’s clearly confused overt sexuality with femininity and has tied her sense of self to blatantly over-sexualizing herself. Sadly, like most drag queens, she’s turned herself in to a caricature of a woman.

  18. Isn’t this chick supposed to be 18? 19? Then why does she look 30?

  19. You know, I am terribly disappointed in these photos. I was hoping we would get a chance to see her private lady parts before she fades into obscurity…OR…see her private lady parts and then she fades into obscurity…

  20. anonym

    SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!
    They’re real.

    I always thought her bras looked awkward and didn’t fit.
    Had a shitload of socks stuffed underneath them.

    Not gonna lie, I’d pound that raw a few times, and jizz a few times on those B cups.

  21. Merry Christmas everyone.

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    rubbydubby
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop posting pictures of this nothing tramp.

  23. Gary Grant

    I had a festivus miracle…

    In my pants.

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    Tim
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re all idiots. I just came.

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    tim
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s how I’d shove my lob into her. from behind.

  26. Skink

    To me this IS NOT NUDE! Nude is when you see some nipple, hair pie etc…

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    ANON
    Commented on this photo:

    Come on, people. She isn’t a case of the clap. If yo uignore her, she WILL go away!

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    silky smooth
    Commented on this photo:

    Courtney drives me wild!

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    Fled Frinstone
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe that crack whore look will come back in style in 2013.

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    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess she won’t be doing porn until she can afford big fake titties for real. I am 150% certain that is the only reason she hasn’t said yes yet.

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    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    No nudity. Nothing to see here. Move along…

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    Samir Toukan
    Commented on this photo:

    Every time I see her pics,I just wonder how many “D”s she get per day..

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    shell
    Commented on this photo:

    Fake Ase nasty hitch!!!!

  34. kery

    she looks nasty and she shouldnt change her natural beauty with botox she is too young for that :)

  35. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Commented on this photo:

    “Courtney, could you give me a smil……….oh my god…. sorry, I was way off there. Just do what you do.”

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    nope
    Commented on this photo:

    …..my eyes!

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    newbie120
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally we are all able to see just how fake she is. Her boobs aren’t that big…she just wears super padded shirts that push them suckers up and out. In most of her pictures doesn’t matter what she’s wearing she has these clear straps sticking out. Well its her bra strap cause she has to have it on to show off what she really doesn’t have. Sad…that this girl-child thinks that is what it takes to be sexy..what she projects is skanky. Her mother should be shot on site!

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    elliotspitzer
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn. That bitch really needs to take care of that yeast infection.

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    Willa Dodge
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is wrong with her face?

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    fucking dumb whore
    Commented on this photo:

    this bitch is so dumb, she poses like this and in other bikini non padded top pics, then wears super padded bras…. as if we cant tell

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    Manti
    Commented on this photo:

    I know y’all are always hating on her, but i think she’s hot! She’s way hotter than most of your gf’s.

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