Merry Christmas, Everybody, You’ll Never Guess Who Got Naked. It’s A Complete Surprise.

December 24th, 2012 // 114 Comments

Another holiday, another gallery of Courtney Stodden posing nude because why else would Doug wish a department store mannequin would come to life? And ask for it to be underage before he married it… Anyway, these are exactly what Jesus wanted for his birthday, and, no, he wasn’t just checking for the gift receipt. You imagined that. (Psst. It’s behind her penis.)

We’ll be back Wednesday to kick off the Best of 2012 posts followed by more of the same on Thursday and Friday, but with a light blogging crust. Bring the kids.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
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    Hey, check out her box.

  2. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
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    Man, there’s fifteen more derivative pics of this monstrosity?

  3. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
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    Dear Santa,

    For Christmas, I want the “Zoom” feature back on The Superficial, ’cause sometimes I see something that I think is a nipple and I want to be sure.

    -Iveski.

  4. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
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    Where did her tits go? What manner of holiday trickery is this?!

    • It’s called wearing two extra padded push up bras at once. Seriously, did you not see that huge bra sitting on her belly button under her dress in the last set of pics?

  5. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
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    All things considered, she doesn’t look bad for a 43-year old dude.

  6. Merry Christmas guys. May the holiday season bring you plenty of binge drinking without the associated hangovers.

    -I.

  7. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
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    This is some of Madame Tussauds’ best work ever. Very life-like.

  8. Daniel

    I’d be more surprised if she was wearing clothes for once. It’s cold out there!

  9. Edod

    I believe the word you meant to put in the title is ” covered” nude.

  10. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    joe
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    its not naked if you can see anything

  11. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
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    Man. Lita Ford is looking rough these days.

  12. This entire series manages to capture the authenticity of Christmas with a mall Santa, but without any of the raw eroticism.

  13. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Fishballs
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    Merry Christmas, Jesus! Hope you like A.I.D.S!

  14. SheWolf

    Gross.

  15. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    karlito
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    her tits are a lot smaller than what they’ve always appeared to be. i guess it’s the illusion of huge tata’s that we’ve seen when she pushed and squeezed them into those tight tops and bras.

  16. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Max
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    Deck the whores…

  17. Meat Flaps

    Gross x 2

  18. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    CK
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    Cheek implants? is that a thing now? Are we doing cheek implants now? Gross.

  19. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    CK
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    Worst. Stocking. Stuffer. Ever.

  20. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Toe Jam
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    I think we are all going to learn, sooner or later, that this woman is a goddamn genius. Never mind the haters, sweety…see how this works for Kim Kardashian…they can’t stop talking about her ($$$).

  21. What an idiot

    She must want to be a porn whore real badly…

  22. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Cock Dr
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    That ain’t no teenager.
    In fact I have some serious doubts about the gender too.

  23. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I’m suddenly turned off by the idea of snorting coke off of sluts.

  24. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Fuckey McPooplestein
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    You can practically hear her making the “ka-ching” noise in her head.

    • Sample

      it would be an imaginary ka-ching…she doesnt do anything, she doesnt make any money.

      • Sure she does. She makes deals with photo agencies to sell her pictures to online gossip sites willing to publish them, since these are the only outlets paying any attention to her. It’s not enough to make her a millionaire, but I’m sure she makes a few thousand here and there. And if she can keep her creepy looking husband out of the pics, they probably give her a bonus.

  25. tlmck

    Puts me in mind of the Rodney Carrington tune: “Put Your Clothes Back On”.

  26. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Glenjamin
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    I’d say she’s the least talented person to get this much attention, but she comes in second to Tim Tebow

  27. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    anonymous
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    Chick’s snow-covered nipples point toward her chin.

  28. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    JoJojojojojo
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    Yay! Duckface! Merry Xmas, everybody!

  29. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    JoJojojojojo
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    JIzzy Christmas to all!

  30. sobrietyisacrutch

    Merry Christmas to all you magnificent bastards!!!

  31. mel

    regardless of how anyone feels about this dimwitted attention fanatic, (from what i understand, she’s not particularly well liked) if i were given the opportunity, i’d spend hour after hour, day after day massaging her creamy buttocks with scented oils and occassionaly poking my tongue gently and lovingly into her presumably tight little fart wrinkle. she has the one of the most gorgeous, (read: small, firm, tight – the antithesis of the kardashian/minaj-esque fecal factory-type-ass that burns your eyes they smell so horribly) bums i’ve ever had the pleasure of admiring. i’d dine on it for days!…small, beautiful little bums like hers only emit pleasurable fragrances.

  32. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Shouldn’t the DEA be looking into this? That’s a lot of coke.

  33. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    A lot of people just went: That’s not the present I wanted. Wrap it back up and give us a rebate because you couldn’t exchange this „gift” even at the North Pole. And no, that’s not the name of a strip club.

  34. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Professor Chaos
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    Christmas, dick in a box
    Hanukkah, dick in a box
    Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
    Every single holiday a dick in a box

  35. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Mickey01232000
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    Another step on the path to being the next star at Vivid Video.

  36. Zergling

    That’s a completely different face…did she get even more surgery done…?

  37. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Merry Syphilis, and a Herpes New Year.

  38. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    oh Namr
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    I have yet to see her with a genuine smile

  39. Someone Else

    Perfectly presented perky pink package percolating pustule pus.

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    • Honestly, who cares? Women are whores and they’re easy to talk out of their clothes. There’s really nothing more that needs to be said.

      • Sven, I think you ought to get an invoice from Fish for advertising on his website. This forum is for fun and fucking people over, ♫ ♪ fa-la-la-la-laaa…fa-la-la-laaaaa…♫ ♪ Financial gain is not allowed. Unless you are a hot chick like our regular gals here (e.g. Cock Dr and CranAppleSnapple) and you’re just trying to pick up a bit of gold to pay off your Christmas bills…

        So…what the hell was my point…??? OH YEAH, fucking piss off.

      • Hey!! My loving is free! :D

  41. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    bbiowa
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    All I want for Christmas is my two fake teats.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    granted, I am a 55 year old gal, but I SWEAR there is nothing even remotely sexy about this wretched creature, no matter HOW HARD SHE TRIES

  43. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Vlad
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    She’d be pretty if it wasn’t for her face.

  44. El Jefe

    I love this little sex bomb.

  45. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
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    Quick, someone get her some Gravy Train!

  46. Something tells me she’s not used to being around empty boxes.

  47. Courtney Stodden Nude Naked Christmas
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    She doesn’t have big fake ones at all……she wears bra/bikini tops that are HUGE and mash her little boobies together.
    Best this skank has looked in ages !

  48. Stupid

    All you guys would have sex with her. If all you losers say no to this, you are all LIARS.

  49. Michelle

    Why doesn’t this vacuous idiot get a GED and attempt to do something useful with her life?

  50. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/25/edward_norton17-340_272.jpg[/im
    Under all of that make-up and that nasty-ass weave lies Edward Norton. True Story.

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