Courtney Stodden Is So Fresh-Faced And Alive

November 3rd, 2011 // 336 Comments

Courtney Stodden really wants you to believe the paparazzi are always camped out at her house as she comes walking home from Starbucks each morning – Sigh. The life of a star, amirite? – so here she is wearing the least amount of make-up possible because virtually everyone looked at her before pics and went, “What the fuck happened?” Which is why I’m also going to assume she’s making the most natural faces I’ve ever seen anyone make in their life. What pretty, non-surgically-altered young girl doesn’t look like she’s trying not to swallow her tongue in the middle of a seizure? I feel like I’m back in high school. “Hey, guys, let’s hide under the bleachers and watch the girls stroke out! It’ll be rad,” we used to say.

Photos: GSI Media

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    Taylor
    Commented on this photo:

    Some people are going to see any crap and call it beauty today. Seriously, people, be honest: this creature is beautiful, gorgeous, stunning !? What kind of woman get out of the house wearing that!?

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    Sophia
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    lol…laughing at some comments here, you guys are insanely hilarious. Courtney Stodden is a disgust. She looks so filthy.

  3. So, she’s out on this long walk in this supposed ‘casual’ outfit, but she never once drinks the damn coffee! Is she taking the coffee out for walkies or something? Is the cup super-glued to her hand? I wonder what the folks at Starbucks think about great free PR they’re getting.

    Looking at those photos made my brain hurt.

  4. Anon

    It’s actually pretty amazing that @ 16/17 year old–this chick has competely mastered the overexaggerated stripper/hooker walk. Her shoulders and ass almost touch when she takes a step.

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    Damon Acular
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    She walks like her car keys are up her ass, but there they are right there … peculiar.

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    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    LONGEST WALK OF SHAME EVER!

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    juda
    Commented on this photo:

    She learned to walk watching Paris
    She learned to hoe like Kim

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    Jessica
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    At first I thought she came back from working out…until I saw the shoes. I have an extensive collection of shoes, inlcuding many like those. However I only use them for modeling and turning things up in the bedroom.

    What the hell is wrong with this chick?? It’s okay to be beautiful and sexy. She is confusing SKANK with sexy.

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    probono
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like a goddamn impala that’s been shot

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    cp3
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is wrong with top of it’s boobs? Is that a sunburn, or makeup, or rugburn?

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    cp3
    Commented on this photo:

    I am still trying to figure out why this is called Courtney Stodden without makeup?

  12. Courtney Stodden No Make Up
    Commented on this photo:

    it seems like she has a hard (pun intended) time keeping her mouth closed, like its not natural for her to do so????

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    KBM
    Commented on this photo:

    I really am all that and a bag of …Oh look! Shiney!

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    dfajklweef
    Commented on this photo:

    She has make up on/bronzer to contour her boobs thats why it looks weird

    • baccusvd

      ya, she is wearing a shit ton of foundation too. So it’s not Courtney without make up… shes running at about half capacity.

      I’m sure she went home to use the Homer Simpson Make Up Gun to complete her look POWWW

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    just here for laughs
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she is in need of a restroom. And not to facilitate the payment of that drink either.

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    Kitten
    Commented on this photo:

    SOMEONE uses youtube “how to make painted abs/bigger looking boobs/collageny lips” tutorials!

  17. She, her weird mom, and her has-been actor husband live in a rented Hollywood apartment owned by Charlotte Rae. omg, how sad.

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    Judge Ito
    Commented on this photo:

    After viewing their appearance on Dr. Drew’s show she is clearly either under average on IQ or has a learning disability, possibly both.

    • Sunny

      Yeah, I thought the same thing…Oddly enough it’s not the husband that comes off so bad, it’s her…from the tweets like something out of an erotic book in the 99 cent bin to her facial expressions…He’s always fairly lucid and coherent but I agree, there is something up with her. In all honesty she looks and talks like she’s on some serious sedatives, there is something very wrong with this girl (aside from being an attention whore).

      • Charro

        I would be willing to bet Doug writes ‘her’ tweets. She’s far from literate enough to come up with the words she uses, and he’s a connoisseur or porn, so….

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    Kay
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’d actually look pretty here if she was maybe wearing jeans and a tee with flats. That outfit is god awful though.

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    brownsuga
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she really 17?.

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    SD
    Commented on this photo:

    We used to have a barn cat that walked like her. It was stepped on by a cow. I wonder what her reason is?

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    Norton Burgess
    Commented on this photo:

    17 my ass. And didn’t she claim those tits are real? They are in fact real – “real fake”.

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    Shinichi
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a man

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    Shinichi
    Commented on this photo:

    Her hair looks like Chewbacca’s, only blonde.

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    baccusvd
    Commented on this photo:

    she actually looks okay in this shot.

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    uMad
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    I love the makeup she’s using to “enchance” her cleavage.

  27. Jonny

    In a sexually obsessed culture this shouldn’t be the least surprising.

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    Skeets
    Commented on this photo:

    MOAR!

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    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    Loving her cheetah spots on her chest

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    ugly
    Commented on this photo:

    Crack makes her look great. Why is she famous? She looks like she is 45 and a dude.

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    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this her workout??

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    Cichlid
    Commented on this photo:

    Two words.
    Big Toe.

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    Jen
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like she has to pee in every one of these.

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    Confused
    Commented on this photo:

    Did anyone see her hairline?? I’m confused by the gray..

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    Charro
    Commented on this photo:

    “I keep pressing the buttony thingie, but the car doesn’t go beep beep!”

    “That’s because you’re using the TV remote”

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    okiedokey
    Commented on this photo:

    Aiming for reality show.

    All the news they create is artificial. Intentional.

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    a
    Commented on this photo:

    honestly? i think she should shave her head, because
    a. her hair’s beyond help.
    b. she has a good face shape for it.
    she’ll have to ditch her usual make up, but oh well, sucks for her.

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    McGee
    Commented on this photo:

    Indeed, VERY shag-a-delic! Nothing wrong with choosing “Sex Kitten” as a career… if you’ve ever seen her interviewed, you KNOW she’s not headed for a MacArthur Grant, lol.

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    McGee
    Commented on this photo:

    Her hair looks as soft and touchable as fiberglass insulation.

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    McGee
    Commented on this photo:

    Really? That’s one hard-partying, rode-hard-and-put-up-wet 17 yr old!

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    Thewaffle
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shiz wiz, these comments are amazing! My people!

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    Thewaffle
    Commented on this photo:

    What is she waiting for?!! I do believe I have heard “nobody walks in LA”.

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