Courtney Stodden Is So Fresh-Faced And Alive

November 3rd, 2011 // 336 Comments

Courtney Stodden really wants you to believe the paparazzi are always camped out at her house as she comes walking home from Starbucks each morning – Sigh. The life of a star, amirite? – so here she is wearing the least amount of make-up possible because virtually everyone looked at her before pics and went, “What the fuck happened?” Which is why I’m also going to assume she’s making the most natural faces I’ve ever seen anyone make in their life. What pretty, non-surgically-altered young girl doesn’t look like she’s trying not to swallow her tongue in the middle of a seizure? I feel like I’m back in high school. “Hey, guys, let’s hide under the bleachers and watch the girls stroke out! It’ll be rad,” we used to say.

Photos: GSI Media

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    stratacat
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    i think this is the only pic of her with her mouth almost fully closed.

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    Lisa
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    haaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

  3. Tracey

    Wow. What happened between she and her father to create this? Where the eff is her mother? And how does someone who is supposed to be that young look like she’s a 45 year old used up stripper?

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    Sue
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    I don’t think she has implants. I think she has trompe l’oeil cleavage and then some root vegetables wrapped in tube socks slung inside a bra. They are never the same size or shape

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    Meh
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    The faces she thinks are “sexy” are just freakin’ retarded.

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    Meh
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    It must be absolutely exhausting to try so hard all the time.

  7. melissa

    This is just Doug taking photos of her outside their home holding an old Starbucks cup as though she actually gets up every morning to do this…

  8. Courtney Stodden No Make Up
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    Ok for real…does she have scoliosis or is she just part dinosaur?

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    tflet
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    WHy is her mouth ALWAYS open…

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    Misana
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    what is that dark mark over her boobs?

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    The Pope
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    Somebody tell Tooms that Halloween is over, he can take off the drag queen outfit now.

  12. Leavenworth Resident

    I’m doing several terms for multiple statutories but this courtney stodden girl creeps me out.

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    anonymous
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    she’s got the face of a man! Plus, she looks like she’s having a seizure.

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    Eugene
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    Is that a hemorrhoid in her belly button?

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    Jaded Lua
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    With all the money her husband has’ you’d think she’d be able to afford a decent plastic surgeon….as opposed to allowing 8 year olds to operate on her. Jesus, she makes Tara Reid look decent.

    • Charro

      He’s not that big an actor, so I doubt he’s got a lot of money, otherwise he wouldn’t have been holding acting seminars or whatever the story was as to how they met. I wanna know how you teach acting over the internet??? He gives her a monologue, and she performs it for mommy, Dougie watching over the webcam?

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    Pixie
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    GD, she is so fucking ugly. Does she ever close that stupid mouth? I know she’s tryin hard to be sexy for us, but it makes me just want to punch her in the butt ulgy 50 year old face.

  17. Archies_Leach

    Dougie and cutie Courtney’s courtship transcripts:

    Dougie: I’m a has been washed up character actor with no future possiblities in sight. I NEED PUBLICITY!

    cutie Courtney: I’m an aspiring singer with no talent whatsoever. WHAT I NEED IS PUBLICITY!

    Dougie: I KNOW! Some publicity could really help us in our struggling careers. But how do we go about getting it??

    cutie Courtney: Well let’s think about this……

  18. Courtney Stodden No Make Up
    Lola
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    What the hell is wrong with those boobs. Awful…

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    Jezebel
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    Her boobs are like a foot long!

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    Kitty
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    Now where did I park my car….

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    shweert
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    the thing is, she is still definitely wearing makeup… just not eye/lip make up

  22. celebutard

    Poor thing. I didn’t realize that the aging backward disease from the Benjamin Button movie was real.

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    Boo
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    If you are going to show the girls tan them please!

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    o0o_me_o0o
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    I think she is prettier with no makeup. she looks younger. and less whoreish. Her boob job is sad though. I dont know who did it but id ask for my money back. the size is fine but the way her chest looks rough.

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    o0o_me_o0o
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    I agree what happened to her chest? I hope its just makeup and it will wash away. Poor girl to have that the rest of her life is nasty. big boobs or not even if i was a guy i wouldnt touch her nasty ass

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    McCormick
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    Way to go Doug! I’ll bet he’s having the time of his life, plastic tit’s or not.

  27. Harry potter

    One of those pics she looks like the Malloy dad from the Harry potter movies

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    Venom
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    She looks semi-normal and kind of cute here.

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    WhateverYouSay
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    Dear Courtney, the jigs up, everyone knows they’re fake – quit padding/stuffing your ginormous push up bra. The one you wear everyday. With those same fucking clear straps.
    Sincerely, Everyone on this damn Earth.

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    WhateverYouSay
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    Where the fuck did she just come from, a strip joint? Defiantly not a jogging/gym/errand runner outfit…

  31. Courtney Stodden No Make Up
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    She looks like a zombie stripper on mescaline stumbling away from a car accident.

  32. Skeezix

    We’ve heard about mutilated child beggars in India, who are mutilated by people who’ve kidnapped them and in some cases by their parents, to make them appear pitiable and thus more successful at begging.

    Meanwhile, here in the affluent US, we have many young women, Mrs. Stodden being one example, Heidi Montag being another, who mutilate themselves on the belief that doing so will make them appear more sexually desirable and thus more successful at being no-talent celebrities.

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    Gator's bitch
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    Shes wearing at least foundation, contouring and eyebrows , it just looks natural compared to her usual horror show face

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    Pam
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    who the hell walks like that? geez

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    argleblargle
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    Theres a lady at work who walks like this. She has some sort of spinal problem that causes it.

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    kelly
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    Look at me, I’m a duck. *quack quack* That’s all I can think of seeing her in that pose.

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    kelly
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    I agree. She’s not 17…but we all know that. It also looks like she’s trying to take a shit while standing up.

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    RobrtL
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    Joseph Gordon-Levitt in a bad boob day.

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    Cock Dr
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    There are a few reasons why a woman would have implants of that size crammed onto her tiny frame.
    Mental illness
    Career in adult entertainment
    Submissive in relationship with monster boobs fetishist who has money to bankroll the surgery

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    stupidskank
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    nice boob make up….fucking tranny

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    stupidskank
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    yeah, cause girls are totally jelly of a 45 yrold tranny that cant even use make up to make her boobs look bigger properly, or in the pics of her in a bikini from the side you can see her actuall boob takes up about 2/8′s of the bra…. fucking idiot

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    Cock Dr
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    The body makeup effort is so pathetic.
    She looks like she on her way to a day hard at work on a porn set.

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    stupidskank
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    Tranny

  44. Courtney Stodden No Make Up
    stupidskank
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    ahaha if you need make up to make your boobs look bigger, then im pretty sure you dont need THAT much padding,…

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    stupidskank
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    i would LOVE to watch the video to go with these pics, just so see how she was actually walking with her “”"”sexy porn”"” faces… but it just looks like she has down syndrome..

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    Rob
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    No thats her asshole.

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    Mike
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    She does look pretty young in this one. Not her tits though, they look ageless, I bet they were already in another starlet before.

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    jayypee
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    i don’t understand this.. :/

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    sallypants
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    I thought this was a pic of the raptor from Jurassic Park wearing a cheap Pamela Anderson costume.

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    The Brown Streak
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    “God, I haven’t felt this wasted since college…I mean middle school.”

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