From all two of us at The Superficial, have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving, America! (You other countries with your commie socialized medicine can eat a pilgrim dick.) Also, be sure to carve your turkey with both implants pressed firmly against it which I’m almost positive is the public service message of these Courtney Stodden photos. She’s so helpful.
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does she have, like, HUGE knees?
The only thing good about this is that it’s no longer the Christina photoshop picture. That thing pains me every time I come here and scroll looking for something different…..
Believe me, I’m not looking at her knees!!!
I’m wondering if you fanboys should not be so proud to advertise how you are SOOO easily manipulated.
See, if she can go vegan, so can you. HAIL PETA!
I’m 100% for animal rights and 100% against PETA. They’re a bunch of irrational dicks who do more harm for the cause than good.
PETA can eat my ass.
Sorry, I meant – I EAT ALOT OF DICK.
Dear Troll,
I’m a straight girl. What the fuck do *you* think?
Finally, my dream came true. Thank you, God. :D
In pic #9, she looks like a haggard porn star. I still can’t believe she is under the age of twenty. If I meet her on the street, I’d think she was in her early 30s.
Hey! What’s wwrong with the “early 30s”?! Man, they know what to do and how to do it right at that age! And if she is still beautiful, what’s the problem?
And that’s the closest she’s ever let a penis get to her.
I’m confused,,, why doesn’t she look 40 something right here?
Oh, never mind. There is that “I’m dead inside.” look.
Well to be fair, you can’t get the full porn star look without the telltale cold, dead, “daddy touched me one too many times” eyes.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving folks. I’m going to go hang out in an emergency room and see if I can snag some free tongue depressors or gauze.
This reminds me – I’ve been meaning to make a turducken.
her knees look fine, its her face that scares me
Eat? No!
Gotta be the most rode hard, hung up wet teenager on the planet.
Is she pointing at the message, or just pointing at her tits?
OK, I know, dumb question.
Let’s just go ahead and point out all of her career paths
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The dog is super cute!
… why does this not look like the same Courtney Stodden? Should we wonder whether he killed her and married another interchangeable plastic blonde teenager? Am I missing something?
PETA is really bringing us the A-list celebrities now!
All right now, this is starting to get a little disturbing.
Alright, somebody needs to say it because this is getting stupid.
Tits or GTFO.
What else is she useful for?
I’m just glad that old lipstick color/shine combo is gone. Even tone down the hard red lipstick: remember she was the most pretty before she started into the hyper-attention BS. Her before pictures rock!
She’s too plastic now to ever get back to that stage.
Her looks, pre-surgery, were low-end average, at best. Her mother decided “she had a beauty, and … ” The little slut had a boob-job at age 16 … what does that say ?
I’d like to see her as the natural semi-blonde that she IS for a change we didnt expect. …or an actual brunette at worst: and that surprise would be super hot too!
Poor dog
One grain of rice in a photo can attract all of the attention!
Is she so coked up she thinks people even want to look at her?
With all the major advances in technology, how could they not photoshop out her GIANT labia? Why can’t I stop looking?
She rents a spare room from Phoebe Price, doesn’t she?
seriously.
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:( Cheek implants gone horribly, horribly wrong. Gah.
Red rocket! Red rocket!
Get your finger out of my ass, I’m not a puppet.
What a turkey!
Wish this bitch would pose nude already so I never have to pay attention to a post about her again.
I’ve never wanted to slap that stupid look off her face before as bad as I want to RIGHT NOW.
I wish that dog would rip her face off
The dog is suspicious…
That is one sexy turkey! Too bad the blonde in the background is ruining the view.
The dog just felt it move.
At least her vamping has improved (or else her creepy husband/daddy took a zillion pictures and these few came out okay).
Please stop giving this moron attention…she’s just a whore-in more ways than one. Kinda feel bad for her stupid husband, but he’s a fn moron too!
I know he was a successful shoe-faced creepy actor before all of this.
Now hes just a shoe faced creepy douche
“The peanut butter is where????”
She is unrecognizable.
Why isn’t PETA protesting this animal abuse?
Dog penis + bleached blonde plastic faced bimbo = SW Thanksgiving greetings.
Thanks blogger & Photo Boy.
Don’t get too badly hung over during your time off.
Nice cameltoe.
It’s the “I gotta poop” face again.
That poor dog’s haunted stare tells us more than we ever wanted to know.
She won’t eat turkey because she is against cannibalism.
What’s funny is in these “naked” pictures of herself she’s wearing far more clothes than normal.
Trash
Attention whore. I see porn in her future very soon.