Happy Thanksgiving! Here’s Courtney Stodden Naked Holding A Turkey

November 22nd, 2012 // 92 Comments

From all two of us at The Superficial, have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving, America! (You other countries with your commie socialized medicine can eat a pilgrim dick.) Also, be sure to carve your turkey with both implants pressed firmly against it which I’m almost positive is the public service message of these Courtney Stodden photos. She’s so helpful.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    does she have, like, HUGE knees?

    • Crick

      The only thing good about this is that it’s no longer the Christina photoshop picture. That thing pains me every time I come here and scroll looking for something different…..

    • YTBOY

      Believe me, I’m not looking at her knees!!!

      • Mama Pinkus

        I’m wondering if you fanboys should not be so proud to advertise how you are SOOO easily manipulated.

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    Duck86
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    See, if she can go vegan, so can you. HAIL PETA!

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    Duck86
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    Finally, my dream came true. Thank you, God. :D

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    Anon
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    In pic #9, she looks like a haggard porn star. I still can’t believe she is under the age of twenty. If I meet her on the street, I’d think she was in her early 30s.

    • Rudy

      Hey! What’s wwrong with the “early 30s”?! Man, they know what to do and how to do it right at that age! And if she is still beautiful, what’s the problem?

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    And that’s the closest she’s ever let a penis get to her.

  6. Courtney Stodden Naked Turkey Thanksgiving
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    I’m confused,,, why doesn’t she look 40 something right here?

  7. Courtney Stodden Naked Turkey Thanksgiving
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    Oh, never mind. There is that “I’m dead inside.” look.

    • thespiral

      Well to be fair, you can’t get the full porn star look without the telltale cold, dead, “daddy touched me one too many times” eyes.

  8. Have a Happy Thanksgiving folks. I’m going to go hang out in an emergency room and see if I can snag some free tongue depressors or gauze.

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    This reminds me – I’ve been meaning to make a turducken.

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    Leah
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    her knees look fine, its her face that scares me

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    Eat? No!

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    Tarkus
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    Gotta be the most rode hard, hung up wet teenager on the planet.

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    Pat C.
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    Is she pointing at the message, or just pointing at her tits?
    OK, I know, dumb question.

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    Let’s just go ahead and point out all of her career paths

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/22/courtney-stodden-naked-04-435×580-1-340_453.jpg[/img]

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    Sexy is not one-size-fits-all
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    The dog is super cute!

  16. WSB

    … why does this not look like the same Courtney Stodden? Should we wonder whether he killed her and married another interchangeable plastic blonde teenager? Am I missing something?

  17. lawn

    PETA is really bringing us the A-list celebrities now!

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    crafty sea urchin
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    All right now, this is starting to get a little disturbing.

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    Jason
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    Alright, somebody needs to say it because this is getting stupid.

    Tits or GTFO.

    What else is she useful for?

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    MoJoTee
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    I’m just glad that old lipstick color/shine combo is gone. Even tone down the hard red lipstick: remember she was the most pretty before she started into the hyper-attention BS. Her before pictures rock!

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    MoJoTee
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    I’d like to see her as the natural semi-blonde that she IS for a change we didnt expect. …or an actual brunette at worst: and that surprise would be super hot too!

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    Gabbie
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    Poor dog

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    MoJoTee
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    One grain of rice in a photo can attract all of the attention!

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    Is she so coked up she thinks people even want to look at her?

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    OhShitSon
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    With all the major advances in technology, how could they not photoshop out her GIANT labia? Why can’t I stop looking?

  26. Courtney Stodden Naked Turkey Thanksgiving
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    She rents a spare room from Phoebe Price, doesn’t she?

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    JANE
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    seriously.

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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/22/phoebe_price_43_wenn2008096-340_510.jpg[/img]

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    Tiger
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    Red rocket! Red rocket!

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    Mike701
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    Get your finger out of my ass, I’m not a puppet.

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    ruby
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    What a turkey!

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    Cody42
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    Wish this bitch would pose nude already so I never have to pay attention to a post about her again.

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    I’ve never wanted to slap that stupid look off her face before as bad as I want to RIGHT NOW.

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    I wish that dog would rip her face off

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    Allion
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    The dog is suspicious…

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    Moo Cow Hunter
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    That is one sexy turkey! Too bad the blonde in the background is ruining the view.

  37. Courtney Stodden Naked Turkey Thanksgiving
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    The dog just felt it move.

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    Shark
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    At least her vamping has improved (or else her creepy husband/daddy took a zillion pictures and these few came out okay).

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    judd
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    Please stop giving this moron attention…she’s just a whore-in more ways than one. Kinda feel bad for her stupid husband, but he’s a fn moron too!

  40. Courtney Stodden Naked Turkey Thanksgiving
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    “The peanut butter is where????”

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    Forrest Gump
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    She is unrecognizable.

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    MisterSuccint
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    Why isn’t PETA protesting this animal abuse?

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    Cock Dr
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    Dog penis + bleached blonde plastic faced bimbo = SW Thanksgiving greetings.
    Thanks blogger & Photo Boy.
    Don’t get too badly hung over during your time off.

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    theoriginal LJ
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    Nice cameltoe.

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    ashley
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    It’s the “I gotta poop” face again.

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    That poor dog’s haunted stare tells us more than we ever wanted to know.

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    Techman
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    She won’t eat turkey because she is against cannibalism.

  48. Laura

    What’s funny is in these “naked” pictures of herself she’s wearing far more clothes than normal.

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    Nick McNick
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    Trash

  50. Attention whore. I see porn in her future very soon.

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