Courtney Stodden Really Likes Smooth Petroleum-Based Surfaces
Here’s Courtney Stodden naked with the word “asphalt” written all over her body because she wants to be a driveway. Or whatever it says in the tweet that went along with it, but I already feel like we’re overthinking this, so just go with what I said. I’m good at this stuff.
— Courtney Stodden (@CourtneyStodden) April 5, 2016