Courtney Stodden’s Mom Wants Her Own Reality Show Now, Of Course

“Why spend money sending your daughter to college when implants cost less than one semester?” – Read More in Redbook

If Kris Jenner has taught us anything, it’s that America rewards mothers who whore out their daughters then climb atop of said whoring for their own fame and fortune while discarding their children like hollowed out husks, devoid of delicious whore juice. Which is really the only way I can describe Courtney Stodden’s mom Krista Keller’s trying to land her own reality show. Via HuffPost Celebrity:

I have been asked to do interviews all over the world, but wasn’t comfortable until I sat down with the ‘Couples Therapy’ lead therapist, Dr. Jenn Berman. After that, I felt great. The producers told me I was incredible, and [they] wished there had been more of me in the show,” says Krista. “Now there is talk about doing a momager reality show, and I’m very interested.”

I should be asking who the hell wants to watch a woman that sold her teenage daughter to an elderly man that will eventually stuff her corpse into a bus station locker, but again, Kris Jenner’s on TV so literally anything’s possible. Right now somebody’s looking at Casey Anthony headshots going, “Hmm, maybe…”

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