Courtney Stodden Rubbed Her Giant Cartoon Breasts All Over The Dead

March 31st, 2014 // 21 Comments

As you can see, my headline was sadly literal because here’s Courtney Stodden at the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery where she took selfies of her plastic tits in front of the graves of Marilyn Monroe, Eva Gabor, and Farrah Fawcett because she’s (almost) just like them. There’s just one tiny little thing missing…

Photo: Instagram

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  1. She’s just paying tribute to the original blonde bombshell. If Marilyn were doing what she did back in the day today, we’d be making fun of her the same way we do Courtney, Pam Anderson etc.

    She’s the template for blonde floozies.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I finally found her Instagram account.

    Thank God?

  3. What got cropped out of the picture is all of the peeled crayons and newsprint she brought with her, in case any school children wanted to do gravestone rubbings of her breasts.

  4. Courtney Stodden Implants
    Commented on this photo:

    If you count her soul, then there’s still someone dead in this pic too.

  5. JimBB

    Does brain-dead count?

  6. Courtney Stodden Implants
    Commented on this photo:

    Either she has a serious drinking problem, or some guy just blew his load on her face.

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Those lips are so full of fillers that they’re pretty much useless, business wise. If you can’t open it, they won’t pay for it.

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    “Eva What?”
    “Shut up and look horny.”

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    “No! Courtney! Don’t pee there!”

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    biff
    Commented on this photo:

    Can tombstones get STDs?

  11. Courtney Stodden Implants
    Commented on this photo:

    most women wipe the man chowder off their lip before trying to wash the taste out of their mouth.

  12. Courtney Stodden Marilyn Monroe Grave
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Courtney? You just put your lips together and blow. Uh, well…you can maybe just keep breathing through your mouth”

  13. Oh my god those lips are DISGUSTING! Seriously just look at her 3 years ago.

    http://hollywoodrooster.com/courtney-stodden-lip-injections

  14. Courtney Stodden Eva Gabor Grave Selfie
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    Hey Courtney, how’s Doug? What, too soon?

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    Whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    Her armpits needs to see a razor.

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