Courtney Stodden Wears Lingerie To Bake With Her Mom. Who Doesn’t?

May 9th, 2012 // 200 Comments
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“So are we making a batch that don’t have your tits in them or is there not enough time before the bake sale?”

Another week, another round of staged Courtney Stodden pics that have to make Heidi and Spencer kick themselves for not saying Heidi was eight. Anyway, this time around we have Courtney enjoying some quality time with her mom Krista Keller because what mother doesn’t long to spend a quiet afternoon baking with her teenage daughter’s tits hoisted into her face? It’s the whole reason for having kids in the first place.

KRISTA: So how’s your daughter doing? Courtney just spent the whole afternoon wearing the sluttiest outfit in the kitchen. She might as well have been topless her implants she begged and begged for were so far out.
FRIEND: Ohmygod, you’re so lucky. Mine just studied all day and talked about going to college.
KRISTA: Oh, no, that’s awful. You should drown her the tub.
FRIEND: We’ve talked about it.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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    rospo
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    remember these photos in your family album that you’re ashamed of ? She’ll never know that feeling. She doesn’t know what shame is.

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    visible
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    jesus fuck the world is ending in 2012. for sure now

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    anonym
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    her mom looks like an older sister, and courtney looks like her mom’s tranny brother here.

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    Franka
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    They are both so natural. One would never guess that someone came sneaking by with a camera and caught them in an unguarded moment, enjoying a little quiet mother / daughter time.

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    Franka
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    These photos made me trip down memory lane; what are Heidi and Spencer Pratt up to now-a-days?

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    joneszRRRR
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    lmao she looks like older than her mother… eww…

  7. unknown

    I feel like this bitch is concentrated vapidity. Much like all the long forgotten posts about Kate and John Gosselin, I don’t think it’s possible for me to give any less of a fuck. Can we please ignore this fame slut and let her wither into the porn world already?

    • CranAppleSnapple

      I’m starting to like her, the way you feel pity for Charlie Brown’s wonky Christmas tree. I want to say “Aww, poor little weirdo.” and throw some more tinsel on her.

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    omgwhores
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    omg what stupid bch.. never fuck bch like this, i’ll hope that somebody gonna throw some HCl..

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    Anonymous
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    You know you suck when your own mother looks younger and fresher than you.

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    Anonymous
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    Yup, there’s the ass-thrusting chest-expulsing classic pose.Too bad girl looks mentally challenged from face-up.

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    Anonymous
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    spartacus-agree.Now let me help you by suggesting some ways: CHOKE ON YOUR CRAPPY CAKE YOU SKANK!!

  12. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Oh dear
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    The mom looks ten years younger then her.

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    Brittani
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    She must be so proud.

  14. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Brittani
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    Maybe if I duck face enough daddy will love me more.

  15. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Brittani
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    Silk Milk’s stocks just plummeted.

  16. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    ENV
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    She’s a freak and so is her mom.

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    alex
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    her top’s too big…. in every single photo i see of her, she is deliberately trying to look bigger bosomed…. if you see her cleavage carefully you can see her boobs end a lot higher than the hang of her breasts.

    • Jack Ketch

      What rots ME is that she’s still insisting they’re real … that’s how painfully stupid she is. Like we can’t tell. And now the new nose. Total horseshit. Why have they no shame ???

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    awful
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    i can’t even..

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    nevergiveup
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    well, if she could get rid of the ugly fake tan, the fake plastic tits and the tons of makeup… she might even start to look like a real girl again.

  20. Dan

    You guys are mean, she look amazing :)

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    Shugar Fox
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    I think Courtney looks 100% hotter when she is wearing “no makeup” or at least the picture that says she isnt wearing any….. All that makeup just makes her look worse.

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    Rick
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    Who is the jerk that even thought of comparing this easy lay with Bo #10 forever! It is just plain wrong. This “girl” has big boobs, a big gap so you will need a long rope and 2×4 to do her, and a freaking blonde genius, which is an oxymoron, should she even guesses what that means.
    Would I do her? Do they still make paperbags?

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    Pam
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    OMFG!!! Someone needs to slap her mother!

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    Observant
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    I noticed that, too. The mom also looks younger.

  25. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    di
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    why does she have that stupid look on her face all the time

  26. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    di
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    If she was walking down the street you’d all fall over each other to look at her.

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    Allion
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    Her father must have fucked her, it’s a strange family with strange relationships.

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    Tron
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    I dont see a problem here. Seriously. I like whores.

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    Lissa
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    ew! What a skank-trying to be sexy with her mom! That is just so foul. Hopefully the media will stop giving her attention, as I don’t think she even deserves as many years as the media gave to the overrated Heidi and Spencer.

  30. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    Awwww…..that’s precious. A pimp and her whore baking a cake.

  31. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    This looks like a healthy mother/daughter relationship. No wonder she ended up in the arms of a child molester.

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    Snarfypants
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    I just want someone to tell her to lay off the frosted pink lipstick. It accentuates her thin lips and her little Chiclet teeth!

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    chicka
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    is she stirring the batter with a carrot? that’s not how you make carrot cake, silly whore!

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    pshaw!
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    she’s so freakin’ gross!

  35. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    These are the worst humans.

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    Arlene
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    Jesus Christ, can’t that bitch EVER act normal? Use a fork you FUCKING WHORE! Argh!

  37. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    I forgot. No one gives a shit.

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    Kim
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    That face she makes. I don’t get it.

    • Arlene

      Her major problem is she has actually thinks that shit is sexy, when it’s really cartoonish. People aren’t laughing with her. She needs to get rid of mommy and hubby and get responsible management that isn’t just interested in possibly making a quick buck. It’s actually a shame. She used to be really pretty.

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    Anderson
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    Her mom looks like a 90s porn star.

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    El_Leon
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    Little stupid slut…as far as i remember she said that she was from christian family and was brought up in modesty and would follow their traditions blah blah blah…but just look at her skimpy dresses showing much cleavage and this particular top…

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    Arlene
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    What’s the big deal? Me and my Mom bake in our bra and panties all the time. I think my only complaint is I wish my Mom would keep her fingers out of my mouth. Especially after what she touches. I’m kind of a germ-a-phobe that way.

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    Wombatish
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    Looks like Godzilla forcing the main course to help with prep.

    What a freakish difference in the two.

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