“So are we making a batch that don’t have your tits in them or is there not enough time before the bake sale?”
Another week, another round of staged Courtney Stodden pics that have to make Heidi and Spencer kick themselves for not saying Heidi was eight. Anyway, this time around we have Courtney enjoying some quality time with her mom Krista Keller because what mother doesn’t long to spend a quiet afternoon baking with her teenage daughter’s tits hoisted into her face? It’s the whole reason for having kids in the first place.
KRISTA: So how’s your daughter doing? Courtney just spent the whole afternoon wearing the sluttiest outfit in the kitchen. She might as well have been topless her implants she begged and begged for were so far out.
FRIEND: Ohmygod, you’re so lucky. Mine just studied all day and talked about going to college.
KRISTA: Oh, no, that’s awful. You should drown her the tub.
FRIEND: We’ve talked about it.
Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner
she’s flashing the oven?!? my mother would have slapped my stupid ass into next week for a) the outfit, b) the armband, c) the constant bj pout, d) the constant ass thrust.
lol, her mom looks liek she’s fucking get turned on
(BOING)
Am I seriously the only one that has a boner sticking out of his khakis right now?
What IS a Courtney Stodden?
Surprised I didn’t see a pic of her mom feeding her cake off her fork
Or off her tits.
Hell, there’s a pretty interesting porno lead-in for ya!
I’d prolly take a run at her mom, if it wasn’t for that gravedigger chin…
It’s probably a blessing that Grandma’s blind and deaf.
Why does the Superficial keep posting this chicks photos. The only place I’ve ever seen her is on this site.
In these days of trouble and torment, you can’t underestimate the healing power of laughing your ass off.
I want to make some baby cakes
These two bitches couldn’t hit the ground with an egg if they tried , mush less cook anything edible
God, the thoughts going through that womans head. “WHY DIDN’T I USE BIRTH CONTROL? WHY, OH GOD WHY?!
i don’t understand this:(
Look, it’s lumpy… just like Doug’s !
I must admit, as porn star skanky as the rest of her looks, the boobs look good.
Good girl… now let it dribble all over your tits like it’s a giant horse cock.
It was only a matter of time before the fame whore mom popped up. And THERE is the reason that a teenage girl is dressing like a stripper and f-ing a 50-something c-list celebrity. GROSS. If that was my daughter she would be locked in the basement getting the slut beat out of her.
“Another week, another round of staged Courtney Stodden pics”
So why do you buy and put them on your site? Stop putting shit stuff on your site!
Ok fuck it, i’m going to say it. Who the fuck puts her makeup on? Michael Jackson?
It’s hard to tell by those pics alone…which one is more effed up than the other. Just too sick and gross for words…
The mom.She doesn’t look half bad. I’d pay for her time.
Which one is the mother??
Now here’s a chick who claims to be underaged but looks 30; I really need crazy ass Tony’s take on this before i know how to feel.
Tony is the biggest jerk off troll asshole. Selena is 19 years old, Vanessa 23, Rachel Korine is 26 and Ashley Benson is 22. All adult women, so if they’re body type disturbs him that is his own sick mind and nothing to do with the guys who like them. Its normal for guys to like any of them because they are all adults. The reason they look young is because they are young lol duhhh what the fuck are they suppose to look like? They are young and therefore they look young.
Tony probably loves Courtney Stodden who is suppose to be 17 but looks like a 40 year old haha
as a 31 year old, i find this comment insulting. she looks at least 40.
The mother is the blonde one, correct?
obvious notes aside…
did you guys see that view from their house?!
It’s Hollywood!!
You can really tell she is wearing 2 bras. She needs to stop faking it.
i’m thinking three. and chicken cutlets.
The second she turns 18 she will be doing mother daughter porns
That makeup….really? Really??
What is this all about? Paparazzi shots? Documentary stills? I wanna take that cheese grater to her face
Frosted lips and a trout-pout
I can’t tell you how much I think she needs a bloody good shake
Everything that’s wrong with America in one pic
DIE!
All-caps just aren’t enough
Look, she’s in America, land of the baseball bat, why hasn’t someone dome something about this sooner.
“Wait a sec, Courtney. I think I see a couple of raisins have fallen down your top…here, I’ll get ‘em…OOPS! Sorry.”
More like Slapper Girl.
It’s like a cooking show for retards.
Don’t insult retards like that…
LOL
The mom is prettier than the daughter…
It’s a sad, sad situation when you look older and more worn out than your mom…jez sayin’
All you basement dwellers would do her in a second. You are lying if you say no. Cause you all are average looking people who have a hard time getting a date.
McFeely’s Law.
Citizen’s arrest.
Courtney looks like those asian girls that tan and tan then put on the shiny panda makeup. She’s straight up Ganguro.
The weirdest part to me is that her mom is hot and she also looks about ten years younger than Courtney. Now it all comes clear! She’s encouraged her daughter to skankify and tannify in order to make sure that she remains the attractive one. Well played mama, well played.
That her mom looks more natural was never in doubt, that her mom would look younger and hotter is kind of surprising.
I guess it’s what you get when you try milking the ’40 year old desperately trying to look 20 with too much make up’ look.
The recipe calls for 2 D-Cups of sugar.
manhands.
What is wrong with this girl? Seriously, what.is. wrong.with.this.girl????
Aaah, now I know where the famewhoring comes from! By the way, why does it say “her apartment” – she not staying in the same place as hubby?
umm, mom’s kind hot in a real way. not so fake like her daughter.
WHO IS THIS GIRL AND WHY IS SHE FAMOUS?!!
You have some treats awaiting you! Google her music!
Repulsive whore. I hope she gets the Wonder Bread of all yeast infections
I bet whatever they’re making will taste like shit.
I’ve seen porn starts eye fuck each other less.
The creature commonly known as “Courtney Stodden” is actually a form of lesser demon / imp; those who view it see all that it wrong with the media in his or her society. For instance, if you showed this picture to a North Korean, he or she would actually see Kim Jong Il making scrambled eggs.
Hmm funny, If I had to go with a demon creature for her I would have gone with succubus not imp, but maybe Im just a romantic .