Courtney Stodden Wears Lingerie To Bake With Her Mom. Who Doesn’t?

May 9th, 2012 // 200 Comments
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“So are we making a batch that don’t have your tits in them or is there not enough time before the bake sale?”

Another week, another round of staged Courtney Stodden pics that have to make Heidi and Spencer kick themselves for not saying Heidi was eight. Anyway, this time around we have Courtney enjoying some quality time with her mom Krista Keller because what mother doesn’t long to spend a quiet afternoon baking with her teenage daughter’s tits hoisted into her face? It’s the whole reason for having kids in the first place.

KRISTA: So how’s your daughter doing? Courtney just spent the whole afternoon wearing the sluttiest outfit in the kitchen. She might as well have been topless her implants she begged and begged for were so far out.
FRIEND: Ohmygod, you’re so lucky. Mine just studied all day and talked about going to college.
KRISTA: Oh, no, that’s awful. You should drown her the tub.
FRIEND: We’ve talked about it.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    she’s flashing the oven?!? my mother would have slapped my stupid ass into next week for a) the outfit, b) the armband, c) the constant bj pout, d) the constant ass thrust.

  2. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    lol, her mom looks liek she’s fucking get turned on

    (BOING)

  3. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    Am I seriously the only one that has a boner sticking out of his khakis right now?

  4. Carolyn

    What IS a Courtney Stodden?

  5. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    ET Phone Home
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    Surprised I didn’t see a pic of her mom feeding her cake off her fork

  6. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    Hell, there’s a pretty interesting porno lead-in for ya!
    I’d prolly take a run at her mom, if it wasn’t for that gravedigger chin…

  7. CranAppleSnapple

    It’s probably a blessing that Grandma’s blind and deaf.

  8. Damnrobert

    Why does the Superficial keep posting this chicks photos. The only place I’ve ever seen her is on this site.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      In these days of trouble and torment, you can’t underestimate the healing power of laughing your ass off.

  9. John D'anunnzio

    I want to make some baby cakes

  10. Karl Walden

    These two bitches couldn’t hit the ground with an egg if they tried , mush less cook anything edible

  11. Lolno

    God, the thoughts going through that womans head. “WHY DIDN’T I USE BIRTH CONTROL? WHY, OH GOD WHY?!

  12. hijkmno

    i don’t understand this:(

  13. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Mike Walker
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    Look, it’s lumpy… just like Doug’s !

  14. I must admit, as porn star skanky as the rest of her looks, the boobs look good.

  15. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Mike Walker
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    Good girl… now let it dribble all over your tits like it’s a giant horse cock.

  16. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    FamousPlastic.com
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    It was only a matter of time before the fame whore mom popped up. And THERE is the reason that a teenage girl is dressing like a stripper and f-ing a 50-something c-list celebrity. GROSS. If that was my daughter she would be locked in the basement getting the slut beat out of her.

  17. Ollie

    “Another week, another round of staged Courtney Stodden pics”

    So why do you buy and put them on your site? Stop putting shit stuff on your site!

  18. Dicky

    Ok fuck it, i’m going to say it. Who the fuck puts her makeup on? Michael Jackson?

  19. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Kuntybitch
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    It’s hard to tell by those pics alone…which one is more effed up than the other. Just too sick and gross for words…

  20. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    elliotspitzer
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    The mom.She doesn’t look half bad. I’d pay for her time.

  21. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Sandy
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    Which one is the mother??

  22. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    Now here’s a chick who claims to be underaged but looks 30; I really need crazy ass Tony’s take on this before i know how to feel.

    • dkdkd209

      Tony is the biggest jerk off troll asshole. Selena is 19 years old, Vanessa 23, Rachel Korine is 26 and Ashley Benson is 22. All adult women, so if they’re body type disturbs him that is his own sick mind and nothing to do with the guys who like them. Its normal for guys to like any of them because they are all adults. The reason they look young is because they are young lol duhhh what the fuck are they suppose to look like? They are young and therefore they look young.
      Tony probably loves Courtney Stodden who is suppose to be 17 but looks like a 40 year old haha

    • mrsmass

      as a 31 year old, i find this comment insulting. she looks at least 40.

  23. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Auston
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    The mother is the blonde one, correct?

  24. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    yep
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    obvious notes aside…

    did you guys see that view from their house?!

  25. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    You can really tell she is wearing 2 bras. She needs to stop faking it.

  26. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    The second she turns 18 she will be doing mother daughter porns

  27. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    JoJojojo
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    That makeup….really? Really??

  28. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    spartacus
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    What is this all about? Paparazzi shots? Documentary stills? I wanna take that cheese grater to her face

  29. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    spartacus
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    Frosted lips and a trout-pout

    I can’t tell you how much I think she needs a bloody good shake

  30. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    spartacus
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    Everything that’s wrong with America in one pic

  31. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    spartacus
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    DIE!

    All-caps just aren’t enough

  32. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    spartacus
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    Look, she’s in America, land of the baseball bat, why hasn’t someone dome something about this sooner.

  33. “Wait a sec, Courtney. I think I see a couple of raisins have fallen down your top…here, I’ll get ‘em…OOPS! Sorry.”

  34. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Dickhead
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    More like Slapper Girl.

  35. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Dickhead
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    It’s like a cooking show for retards.

  36. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Juniper
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    The mom is prettier than the daughter…

  37. It’s a sad, sad situation when you look older and more worn out than your mom…jez sayin’

  38. Stupid

    All you basement dwellers would do her in a second. You are lying if you say no. Cause you all are average looking people who have a hard time getting a date.

  39. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Miss Moppet
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    Courtney looks like those asian girls that tan and tan then put on the shiny panda makeup. She’s straight up Ganguro.

    The weirdest part to me is that her mom is hot and she also looks about ten years younger than Courtney. Now it all comes clear! She’s encouraged her daughter to skankify and tannify in order to make sure that she remains the attractive one. Well played mama, well played.

  40. fartbucket

    That her mom looks more natural was never in doubt, that her mom would look younger and hotter is kind of surprising.

    I guess it’s what you get when you try milking the ’40 year old desperately trying to look 20 with too much make up’ look.

  41. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    KC
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    The recipe calls for 2 D-Cups of sugar.

  42. Monty83

    manhands.

  43. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    What is wrong with this girl? Seriously, what.is. wrong.with.this.girl????

  44. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Kiroux
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    Aaah, now I know where the famewhoring comes from! By the way, why does it say “her apartment” – she not staying in the same place as hubby?

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    scottm4321
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    umm, mom’s kind hot in a real way. not so fake like her daughter.

  46. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    WHO IS THIS GIRL AND WHY IS SHE FAMOUS?!!

  47. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Dr. Bill
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    Repulsive whore. I hope she gets the Wonder Bread of all yeast infections

  48. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    metoo
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    I bet whatever they’re making will taste like shit.

  49. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Boob Fan
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    I’ve seen porn starts eye fuck each other less.

  50. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Dingo
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    The creature commonly known as “Courtney Stodden” is actually a form of lesser demon / imp; those who view it see all that it wrong with the media in his or her society. For instance, if you showed this picture to a North Korean, he or she would actually see Kim Jong Il making scrambled eggs.

    • Myslinky

      Hmm funny, If I had to go with a demon creature for her I would have gone with succubus not imp, but maybe Im just a romantic .

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