Courtney Stodden Wears Lingerie To Bake With Her Mom. Who Doesn’t?

May 9th, 2012 // 200 Comments
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“So are we making a batch that don’t have your tits in them or is there not enough time before the bake sale?”

Another week, another round of staged Courtney Stodden pics that have to make Heidi and Spencer kick themselves for not saying Heidi was eight. Anyway, this time around we have Courtney enjoying some quality time with her mom Krista Keller because what mother doesn’t long to spend a quiet afternoon baking with her teenage daughter’s tits hoisted into her face? It’s the whole reason for having kids in the first place.

KRISTA: So how’s your daughter doing? Courtney just spent the whole afternoon wearing the sluttiest outfit in the kitchen. She might as well have been topless her implants she begged and begged for were so far out.
FRIEND: Ohmygod, you’re so lucky. Mine just studied all day and talked about going to college.
KRISTA: Oh, no, that’s awful. You should drown her the tub.
FRIEND: We’ve talked about it.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. She realized her ticket to money & fame was to sell all the penis cakes she could bake to John Travolta.

    • Dramatic Puddle

      No, she realized her ticket to money and fame is having the two stupid, gullible fucks who run this site post her awful pictures because they, like her, can’t string two thoughts together. They’re getting as lazy and as buyable as Perez Pansy Hilton. This used to be a quality site; now all these two twats do is write about this Stoddard cunt or the Kardashian whores.

      • Lighten up, Francis.

      • Lydia R

        I kinda agree. If the people on this site stopped posting the pics of her, then she’d go away finally! She’s even less talented that the Kardashins (sp?) so why are we even acknowledging her?? Cause she’s clearly a cheap slut? This is CALI, there’s tons of chicks like her here, no better and sometimes far worse.

      • it had to be said

        Lydia,
        Jealousy causes wrinkles. Stop it.

      • Crissy

        Uh huh… And then people are gonna go to another site where they post all the “relevant” crap and trash that is being talked about. People dont go to gossip sites for “quality” news and celebrities!!! they go there to see them make an ASS out of themselves and the Kim and Kourtney take the price!

      • “Dramatic Puddle” as in the pool of piss and shit underneath someone who has just lost all control?

  2. sexy.brains

    I’m embarrassed that she’s from WA state.

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    Deafkitties
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    This is so, so weird.

  4. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    flabbergast
    Commented on this photo:

    Hell, I’d rather bang her mom over that fake ass painted up media whore

  5. tom

    It must be the 100th post about this woman and I still don’t know why she is famous. Fish must have a secret crush on her, like he used to have on Heidi Horseface Montag.

  6. Her tit makeup is subtle.

    No, really.

  7. Jack Ketch

    Most interesting! I notice that she’s using Clabber Girl baking powder. Many decades ago, girls having their periods weren’t allowed around the cows on a farm for fear they’d “clabber” the milk, meaning sour it. Interesting. Gah … oh, and I always reach for my breast to show off my fake fingernails when I bake. BARF !!

  8. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Love those fake eyelashes, mom. Not.

  9. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Commented on this photo:

    “And now a little spray tan solution so I can look like a sun-baked orange peel on the inside….”

  10. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Gross. Not attractive at all. Pathetic. The mom has to be a retard to allow this … where’s her unemployed husband ?

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    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    She eats her cake like a one year-old ???

    • D-chi

      She let her marry a 50-year-old man, and she lets her leave the house wearing underwear. So yes, she lets her eat cake like a one-year-old.

  12. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    It’s gotta take a fair amount of work to look like your mom’s slutty best friend.

  13. Ana

    Is that seriously her Mother? Because it looks like Courtney’s younger sister.

  14. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    duder
    Commented on this photo:

    These two seem ripe for a mother/daughter menage a trois. Doug, it’s time to start slipping in subtle hints like, “hey hon, your mom breastfed you, right? Don’t you think it’s time for you to return the favor.”

  15. Cock Dr

    Seeing the mother answers questions I didn’t even know I had.

  16. mrsmass

    i’m really at a loss for words with this one.

  17. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Commented on this photo:

    Just like everyone else I zoomed in looking for her adam’s apple as well

  18. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    siliconefree
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe Obama will invite Courtney to the White House.

  19. siliconefree

    I hope her fingernails are clean underneath….

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    Female
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does the mother look 10 years younger than the daughter?

  21. Kae

    God help me, but I can’t wait until the sextape is “leaked.” I just hope to hell it with someone other than her “husband.”

  22. Wow. So if this mom has no shame about creating a daughter like that, apparently grandma is the one who should have been pushed into a lake and drowned. TO THE TIME MACHINE!!!!!

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    PluckyChicken
    Commented on this photo:

    Soymilk is a terrible binder for baking. I thought that when you sold your daughter into white slavery her skills in the kitchen were supposed to improve.

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    Lita
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody should really tell her it’s Silk and not cum.

  25. it had to be said

    You people are all too pessimistic. You think these pictures are bad. I’m an optimist. I’m thrilled they are not old/young lesbian porn. Always look on the bright side.

  26. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    SOB
    Commented on this photo:

    What mother goes along with this? Not only accepts it, but is a willing participant?

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    Dick Smokehand
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s going to drink piss along with her whore cake!

  28. cc

    I’d batter her ass.

  29. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    mickey01232000
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me or could this broad’s face turn a funeral up an alleyway?

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    AsslessInLA
    Commented on this photo:

    She managed to cook an entire meal without bending over to show us her assets?! Must be maturing in her old age…

  31. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    what a shitty kitchen.

  32. Ben Dover

    Pretty funny when your 17 and you are painted up like a hooker and your mom looks hotter

  33. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Judging by the vacant look on her face, the last thing anyone should do is let her near a stove. ‘Ooooh, I’d better turn off that light at the back. Phew, it’s getting hot in here.’

  34. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, honey, being a stupid whore was one thing, but my heart didn’t truly break until I found out you used soy products.”

  35. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    I’m willing to bet the mom was at least tempted to push her out of the way and stick her head in the oven for having given birth to that.

  36. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    you have just GOT to be kidding me.

  37. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sweetie, have you considered taking that arm band off long enough to wash it? The fungus growing underneath it is starting to smell a bit ripe.”

  38. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look st my baby slut. all grown up…”

  39. The bitch is making a batch.

  40. Courtney = almost doable…if she wasn’t Courtney Stodden.
    Mom = kind cute and certainly doable.
    Cake = looks really good, despite who baked it. Definitely edible.

  41. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
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    Worst. Mother. Ever.

    • Jack Ketch

      It’s a toss-up between her, Kris Jenner and Dina Lohan :)

      • Kris Jenner and Dina Lohan are disgusting media whores. At least Courtney’s mom is a bit more subtle and doesn’t confirm what an ignorant, inbred, mouth-breather she is by actually talking.

      • Jenni

        I can’t believe I’m about to sound like I’m defending KJ and DL, which I’m not, but at least they never fed their child to a pedophile, at least openly anyway. I say child, however the “mother” looks far younger than the “daughter”. Wonder how long they’re going to continue running this scam……

    • D-chi

      Octomom is in the running methinks.

  42. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    ghad
    Commented on this photo:

    cant wait til this idiot turns 18

  43. drunk at noon

    wait, which one’s the mom again?

  44. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    that poor girl needs to WASH HER FACE, stop fake and baking, taking those awful boobs out and be a girl again.. this is AWFUL!

  45. Izzy Mandelbaum

    Slut doesn’t fall very far from the whore tree

  46. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    ashley
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s funny, I look at these pictures and keep thinking “What a shitty small kitchen she has.” I thought this chick was freeloading off a millionaire. That’s, like, the size of my dorm kitchen.

  47. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Dingo
    Commented on this photo:

    DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

    sorry, that wasn’t very clever, but it’s all I can think right now

  48. Bryan

    It’s crazy how the 17 year old looks more haggard and used up then her mom.

    • thespiral

      Yeah, you know you’re fucked when you’re still a minor and your mom looks younger and fresher-face than you do.

      • thespiral

        …oh yeah, and you’re the child bride of a campy old queen.

        I’d tell her she’s fucked, but she’d probably get all excited and post about it on Twitter.

  49. Rico Jones

    I’ve never seen someone try so hard to become a reality star. It is really sad.

  50. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Mom Baking
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah, i suck in my stomach when i drink soy milk, too. dolt.

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