“So are we making a batch that don’t have your tits in them or is there not enough time before the bake sale?”
Another week, another round of staged Courtney Stodden pics that have to make Heidi and Spencer kick themselves for not saying Heidi was eight. Anyway, this time around we have Courtney enjoying some quality time with her mom Krista Keller because what mother doesn’t long to spend a quiet afternoon baking with her teenage daughter’s tits hoisted into her face? It’s the whole reason for having kids in the first place.
KRISTA: So how’s your daughter doing? Courtney just spent the whole afternoon wearing the sluttiest outfit in the kitchen. She might as well have been topless her implants she begged and begged for were so far out.
FRIEND: Ohmygod, you’re so lucky. Mine just studied all day and talked about going to college.
KRISTA: Oh, no, that’s awful. You should drown her the tub.
FRIEND: We’ve talked about it.
Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner
She realized her ticket to money & fame was to sell all the penis cakes she could bake to John Travolta.
No, she realized her ticket to money and fame is having the two stupid, gullible fucks who run this site post her awful pictures because they, like her, can’t string two thoughts together. They’re getting as lazy and as buyable as Perez Pansy Hilton. This used to be a quality site; now all these two twats do is write about this Stoddard cunt or the Kardashian whores.
Lighten up, Francis.
I kinda agree. If the people on this site stopped posting the pics of her, then she’d go away finally! She’s even less talented that the Kardashins (sp?) so why are we even acknowledging her?? Cause she’s clearly a cheap slut? This is CALI, there’s tons of chicks like her here, no better and sometimes far worse.
Lydia,
Jealousy causes wrinkles. Stop it.
Uh huh… And then people are gonna go to another site where they post all the “relevant” crap and trash that is being talked about. People dont go to gossip sites for “quality” news and celebrities!!! they go there to see them make an ASS out of themselves and the Kim and Kourtney take the price!
“Dramatic Puddle” as in the pool of piss and shit underneath someone who has just lost all control?
I’m embarrassed that she’s from WA state.
Don’t be. All whores migrate south.
Washington’s full of weirdos and chicks who fake tan like hell since there’s no sun. She seems to fit in.
This is so, so weird.
Hell, I’d rather bang her mom over that fake ass painted up media whore
Not me!
+1
It must be the 100th post about this woman and I still don’t know why she is famous. Fish must have a secret crush on her, like he used to have on Heidi Horseface Montag.
Her tit makeup is subtle.
No, really.
Most interesting! I notice that she’s using Clabber Girl baking powder. Many decades ago, girls having their periods weren’t allowed around the cows on a farm for fear they’d “clabber” the milk, meaning sour it. Interesting. Gah … oh, and I always reach for my breast to show off my fake fingernails when I bake. BARF !!
How many quasi-slutty chicks does it take to put s spoonful of baking powder into cake mix?
Good question … but she isn’t quasi-slutty, she’s full on. I think it’s hilarious that they have no idea how … well, hilarious they are.
I was trying to avoid being too judgmental.
Love those fake eyelashes, mom. Not.
“And now a little spray tan solution so I can look like a sun-baked orange peel on the inside….”
Gross. Not attractive at all. Pathetic. The mom has to be a retard to allow this … where’s her unemployed husband ?
The father must be unknown.
Either that or he’s so fucking embarrassed he left town.
He’s in the bedroom fucking Doug.
He’s the one taking the pictures, which makes him employed, by her.
He’s having an affait with a ‘possum.
She eats her cake like a one year-old ???
She let her marry a 50-year-old man, and she lets her leave the house wearing underwear. So yes, she lets her eat cake like a one-year-old.
It’s gotta take a fair amount of work to look like your mom’s slutty best friend.
Is that seriously her Mother? Because it looks like Courtney’s younger sister.
These two seem ripe for a mother/daughter menage a trois. Doug, it’s time to start slipping in subtle hints like, “hey hon, your mom breastfed you, right? Don’t you think it’s time for you to return the favor.”
Seeing the mother answers questions I didn’t even know I had.
hahahaha agreed
i’m really at a loss for words with this one.
Just like everyone else I zoomed in looking for her adam’s apple as well
Maybe Obama will invite Courtney to the White House.
Didnt they meet their yearly quota of whore with Lindsay?
You *know* Bill Clinton would have. Twice. With cigars.
I hope her fingernails are clean underneath….
Why does the mother look 10 years younger than the daughter?
Because she doesn’t?
God help me, but I can’t wait until the sextape is “leaked.” I just hope to hell it with someone other than her “husband.”
Wow. So if this mom has no shame about creating a daughter like that, apparently grandma is the one who should have been pushed into a lake and drowned. TO THE TIME MACHINE!!!!!
Soymilk is a terrible binder for baking. I thought that when you sold your daughter into white slavery her skills in the kitchen were supposed to improve.
Somebody should really tell her it’s Silk and not cum.
You people are all too pessimistic. You think these pictures are bad. I’m an optimist. I’m thrilled they are not old/young lesbian porn. Always look on the bright side.
What mother goes along with this? Not only accepts it, but is a willing participant?
The same mother that allows her teenage daughter to get breast implants in the first place.
She was inspected by a doctor & her breasts were determined real.
LOL NO. There are pictures of her holding her breast implants beforethey were put in.
Prove it to me or you are completely lying.
STUPIDEST/ MOST STUPID
That we all care about this so much…
“Real” in that they physically exist, even though they have a *do not tumble dry* label sewn on.
She’s going to drink piss along with her whore cake!
I’d batter her ass.
I’ll deep fry i
Is it me or could this broad’s face turn a funeral up an alleyway?
She managed to cook an entire meal without bending over to show us her assets?! Must be maturing in her old age…
what a shitty kitchen.
Pretty funny when your 17 and you are painted up like a hooker and your mom looks hotter
Judging by the vacant look on her face, the last thing anyone should do is let her near a stove. ‘Ooooh, I’d better turn off that light at the back. Phew, it’s getting hot in here.’
“Oh, honey, being a stupid whore was one thing, but my heart didn’t truly break until I found out you used soy products.”
They’re really bad for you; most US soy products are GMO’s. Bad !
I’m willing to bet the mom was at least tempted to push her out of the way and stick her head in the oven for having given birth to that.
you have just GOT to be kidding me.
“Sweetie, have you considered taking that arm band off long enough to wash it? The fungus growing underneath it is starting to smell a bit ripe.”
“Look st my baby slut. all grown up…”
The bitch is making a batch.
Courtney = almost doable…if she wasn’t Courtney Stodden.
Mom = kind cute and certainly doable.
Cake = looks really good, despite who baked it. Definitely edible.
Worst. Mother. Ever.
It’s a toss-up between her, Kris Jenner and Dina Lohan :)
Kris Jenner and Dina Lohan are disgusting media whores. At least Courtney’s mom is a bit more subtle and doesn’t confirm what an ignorant, inbred, mouth-breather she is by actually talking.
I can’t believe I’m about to sound like I’m defending KJ and DL, which I’m not, but at least they never fed their child to a pedophile, at least openly anyway. I say child, however the “mother” looks far younger than the “daughter”. Wonder how long they’re going to continue running this scam……
Octomom is in the running methinks.
cant wait til this idiot turns 18
The end of July, I believe.
The countdown to her showing her tits begins on that day. How long will she abstain.
wait, which one’s the mom again?
that poor girl needs to WASH HER FACE, stop fake and baking, taking those awful boobs out and be a girl again.. this is AWFUL!
Slut doesn’t fall very far from the whore tree
Who’s rolling the crepes?
It’s funny, I look at these pictures and keep thinking “What a shitty small kitchen she has.” I thought this chick was freeloading off a millionaire. That’s, like, the size of my dorm kitchen.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
sorry, that wasn’t very clever, but it’s all I can think right now
It’s crazy how the 17 year old looks more haggard and used up then her mom.
Yeah, you know you’re fucked when you’re still a minor and your mom looks younger and fresher-face than you do.
…oh yeah, and you’re the child bride of a campy old queen.
I’d tell her she’s fucked, but she’d probably get all excited and post about it on Twitter.
I’ve never seen someone try so hard to become a reality star. It is really sad.
yeah, i suck in my stomach when i drink soy milk, too. dolt.