Courtney Stodden Knows What A Prostitution Sting Is, Right?

November 18th, 2013 // 36 Comments

For some reason, Courtney Stodden was invited To The Badge & Eagle Gala to support the LAPD which should really concern the man who married her while she was only 16. In fact, I’d make sure she’s not holding a copy of The Green Mile and/or talking to a sketch artist in any of these pics. I’d do it myself, but I don’t fuck children, so I’ll probably just eat a sandwich then not go to jail. You see how my hands are tied here.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
    Cock Dr
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    Courtney does a threesome with George Zimmerman and Toronto mayor Rob Ford…both inexplicably dressed in kilts.
    Courtney knows how to get some media attention.

  2. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Mamie Van Doren The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
    Slappy Magoo
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    Do you think people went “My gosh, you look like sisters” to avoid hurting that old bat’s feelings? Or do you think they don’t care how Courtney feels?

  3. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t know how well a woman can perform fellatio if her face is so shot up with fillers & botox. This is an important consideration for her future in the adult entertainment industry.

    • I’m sure Steve Hirsch and David James at Vivid went over those issues during the interview. And by interview I mean double penetration followed by a bukake spoogefest.

  4. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
    Slappy Magoo
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    One day…one day she’ll get it.

    And by “it” I mean that caraway seed apparently stuck in her teeth.

  5. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
    joe
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    The leather condom isn’t a bad idea.

  6. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
    Slappy Magoo
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    So now we know who she had to fuck to get the career she’s had…

  7. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
    Slappy Magoo
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    Isn’t that cute, she thinks you can hold gonorrhea back like a burp…

  8. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
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    Figures Zimmerman would be hanging around a gig like that.

  9. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
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    Tartan, tart, tartan.

  10. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
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    So she’s helping the police train a dog to detect Botox?

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    ThisWillHurt
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    How exactly do you blow a kiss when your mouth and most of your face doesn’t move?

  12. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Ew! What the hell does that skank think she’s doing with all that make-up and obvious plastic surg-oh god, that’s a mirror!”
    *starts retching*

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    Jade
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    What a trainwreck. Her tits look awful. They are supposed to go with gravity, not look like two balloons rising from her upper chest. I almost give her kudos for dumping the porstar 80′s big hair, but now she looks like she’s wearing a cheap wig. Her parents must feel so proud of what they’ve let happen to their daughter!

  14. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
    Deacon Jones
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    I was watching some Max Hardcore yesterday and thought of her..

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    ThisWillHurt
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    Looking for acting work, Courtney? I’m in contact with someone who just might be looking for someone with your, uh, qualifications. Her name is Madame Tussaud.

  16. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Mamie Van Doren The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
    ThisWillHurt
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    You know that show where you have to guess who the mom is? Yeah.

  17. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
    ThisWillHurt
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    That table was full before she sat down.

  18. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
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    Everything she wears is a wardrobe malfunction.

  19. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
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    “Gimmie five bucks and you can throw a dart to see if they pop.”

  20. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
    cuddles
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    Her mom and dad awaited anxiously for the doctor to show them their precious daughter for the very first time. “Congratulations,” he said, “It’s a guppy.”

    Her dad was distraught with his daughter’s obvious deformity, but her mother knew right then and there that one day, 16 years from now, her little girl would marry a pervert then take pictures in lingerie at pumpkin patches to bring home the serious money. And she could finally move into a house that doesn’t get blown away every damn tornado season.

  21. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
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    19? HAHAHAHAHAAA
    I’d buy 39.

  22. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
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    Thank god George Zimmerman is running security.

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    cc
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    I hope the cops brought orange traffic cones cuz this bitch looks like a mile of bad road.

  24. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Mamie Van Doren The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
    alex
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    Is this fucking real? Mamie Van Doren?? Born in 19-fucking-33 Mamie Van Doren? Holy shit.

  25. Courtney Stodden Cleavage The Eagle & Badge Gala for the Police Protective League
    Lou Braccant
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    I didn’t know herpes made you float

  26. Brandon

    I’m only here to say that I don’t get the Green Mile joke. I’ve only ever seen it once, and never read the book, so that might have something to do with it.

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    me
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    Jokes aside, she really looks deformed, more so than before.

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    fap
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    Poor little sod, hope he had his shots.

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    Ginger Failed
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    I’ve never seen her so covered up. Is this a funeral?

  30. Don’t be silly, Fish, prostitution stings aren’t rill…

  31. Guest

    Why has her 15 minutes gone on for 2 years? What does the gossip press see in her? She’s totally boring, just a run-in-the-mill fake bimbo.

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    Jack Ketch
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    Ewwww. Low-end average looks at best. Her mother is quoted as saying “she had this beauty.” Methinks mom needs glasses … or a white cane.

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