Courtney Stodden Knows What A Prostitution Sting Is, Right?

For some reason, Courtney Stodden was invited To The Badge & Eagle Gala to support the LAPD which should really concern the man who married her while she was only 16. In fact, I’d make sure she’s not holding a copy of The Green Mile and/or talking to a sketch artist in any of these pics. I’d do it myself, but I don’t fuck children, so I’ll probably just eat a sandwich then not go to jail. You see how my hands are tied here.

Photos: Pacific Coast News