Courtney Stodden’s Still Alive, Jogging in Heels

January 20th, 2012 // 138 Comments
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Somehow we missed these pics of Courtney Stodden jogging in heels, but that’s in the past now, so let’s focus on two things that immediately jump out here:

1. Apparently Courtney Stodden needs a bodyguard now. And not just any bodyguard, but one who clearly learned his trade at the Borrow Your Dad’s Suit School of Personal Protection/Space Camp.

2. For someone who’s hitching her child bride star to PETA’s wagon, Courtney might want to stop dyeing her pets pink. Yes, God fucked up making them not pink, but her new BFFs might get super jelly and kick her out of their club like jelly bitches.

And now the part where we mine her Twitter for gold:

- Softly sipping on a sweet morning mocha while sitting over the sensational city of Los Angeles – What a serene start to a Saturday… muah!
- Slowly slipping into an elegant evening gown, sumptuous stiletto slippers & dazzling diamonds as I anticipate this sexy Sunday evening. XOs
- Flaunting very flirty flight attendant attire tonight — Are you ready to fly first-class?
- You’re one hot hand job, Howie Hilton!

Alliteratively awesome as alwa- Wait, Howie Hilton? Did she just jerk off an imaginary friend? God, I love this kid.

Photos: Jeff Rayner/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Britt

    swiftly swaying my sexy stiletto’s while seductivly securing the grasp on my sassy salmon shaded pooch.

  2. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Ell
    Commented on this photo:

    Because nothing screams “PETA-supporter” more than running around with a purple colored dog.

  3. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Ell
    Commented on this photo:

    Look what she did to poor Falcor.

  4. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Ell
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like John Travolta’s retarded s–.. oops, my bad.

  5. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Commented on this photo:

    This dude is security? He will protect her from what, exactly? He is imposing, I must say.

  6. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Ludwig Gunderson
    Commented on this photo:

    I would totally bathe in her turd water.

  7. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Commented on this photo:

    She stole Snowflake. Turn her around and you’ll see Captain Winky!

  8. A vegetarian, eh? I guess that explains the melons under her shirt and the dickweed at her side.

  9. Mamamia

    Well if course she’s still alive. People don’t usually die at age 45.

  10. Maybe she’s jogging in Easy Spirits. Y’know, “looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker.” Do they still make those?

  11. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Commented on this photo:

    Your move, Phoebe Price.

  12. Cristina

    Her tweets are hilarious; like a third grade descriptive language assignment.

  13. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Jen
    Commented on this photo:

    I cant tell what expression I see more on this poor gods face, shame or hatred.

  14. doctor snuggles

    psssst: USING A WHEELCHAIR IS MUCH EASIER!!

    • Give it up!

      gerard vandenberg, captain america, forrest gump, and now doctor snuggles?! Give it up already – how many identities do you have?!

  15. Tom

    She looks like a washed-up Bon Jovi groupie.

  16. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Keyser Soze
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh, what? She’s stupid looking in quite a few of her ‘older’ pics, but she’s far from that here- like her or hate her, she’s got a fuckin smokin body, and she damn sure doesn’t look ’50′ here… how you could even make that leap is beyond me…. Jealous much?

    • M

      Why the fuck is it that every time one is disagreeing with someone else over a persons look, one is supposed to be “jealous”?! This retarded little slutty kid looks retarded in every fucking picture she takes. Who the fuck would be jealous over a 17-year-old looking like a 40 year-old expired porn actress ?!?!?!?!???

  17. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Keyser Soze
    Commented on this photo:

    Say what you want, you’d still fuck the stupid out of her..she’s alot of things, but ugly ain’t one of em(unless we’re talking personality)

  18. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Dana
    Commented on this photo:

    Really? Jogging in full hair/makeup, AND Heels? Let alone the tiny ass booty shorts. I can’t stand looking at her, she is just so ridiculously dumb it scares me. Sad thing is, she’ll probably get that reality show she wants. Shame.

  19. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    chim
    Commented on this photo:

    she has a clown face for sure, but her body is pretty damn good. nice gams and feet. would fuck

  20. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Suckmadick
    Commented on this photo:

    Why the fuck do you keep posting pictures of this monstrosity? It depresses me that people like this exist every time I see her. She is everything that is wrong with the world and everyone fucking hates her. Please stop fucking post pictures of this thing.

    • MOMOE

      I agree…that poor dog….and her lipstick is just gross it is the color of an 85 year old…I had forgotten all about her until now..I too do not know why they had to post yet another picture of her stripper shoe jogging self….if shes gonna do the shoes and nasty lipstick she should at LEAST go strip when shes 18…if it looks like a duck and talks like a duck…IT MUST BE A DUCK

  21. mel on wheels

    Um. Not that it makes her any less ridiculous, but I am pretty sure she is barefoot.

  22. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    RWFB
    Commented on this photo:

    Attractively attaching my atrocious armband to my awkwardly aged-looking arm. Ah…anal beads muah xoxo

  23. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    You're all idiots
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s barefoot for Christ’s sake? No?

  24. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Fudge Fatty
    Commented on this photo:

    Can anyone recommend any reading material on the viscosity of her bowel movements?

  25. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    marie
    Commented on this photo:

    Yuk…she needs to work out with weights to tone up that old not a 17 yr old aged butt.

  26. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    JN
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the most stereoptypical LA photo I’ve ever seen.

  27. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    H8U
    Commented on this photo:

    Two things, Superficial.

    One, where are the heels? I see zero. She’s barefoot, fuckass.

    Two, that’s the most awesome fucking security I’ve ever seen. It’s like he put on his dad’s suit.

    • NineInchNailed

      No need to be a douchebag – she IS wearing stripper heels in the first 2 pictures and in the last shot (the one with the ass). In the other ones she took them off because running barefoot on hot asphalt is a lot better but is obviously holding them in her right hand.

  28. Oodie

    Just quit posting the dumb pics. End of story. Thanks!

  29. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    I actually think she is sexy now, in that photo. You can tell I like ‘em trashy. She wasn’t trashy enough before.

  30. Carla

    ass crabs on heels, yummy

  31. Instrom

    Internet, I love you.

  32. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Dr Plaid
    Commented on this photo:

    This latest episode of the ‘Courtney Stodden Show’ proves that it is all a giant publicity stunt. I believe she is literally performing as this character and she is going to come out one day looking perfectly normal and speaking like she has a brain and tell us it has all been a huge piece of performance art. Everything about her is so over the top and ridiculous there is no other explanation. This guy in the David Byrne suite is the final proof. If it’s not really all a joke then these two would be too stupid to find the door to not see what a douche bag he looks like.
    Also, notice how there is always a paparazzi around to catch her latest wacky adventure? I’m telling you, this is the best punk ever!

  33. americana

    Her destiny is to give blow jobs in the parking lot of bars @ 2AM.

  34. jerkoffking

    she is gorgeous make money adultcitysearch.com

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    Vicki
    Commented on this photo:

    boo! peta sucks.

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    Skeets
    Commented on this photo:

    MOAR!! ^The people above are fuckin idiots (females).

  37. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Commented on this photo:

    all these comments are fuckin hilarious!

  38. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Montana
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, this is it for me. This HAS to be a gag. Or some kind of performance art meta-statement on fame.

    She has officially velcro-d every fucking possible Hollywood cliche imaginable to her Dr.-Drew-is-in-on-it fake boobs.

  39. HomeyHoney

    By the way, WhoreMama Krista sold Doug a used bill of goods…her ex boyfriend from Aberdeen, WA—Josh, has let it be known he allegedly claimed her ‘v-card’, though whoremama is claiming their just ‘good friends’….and in Hollywood, you know what that means. Everything about this twat is a lie. Pageant title was made up by them, her TV show was local cable access paid for by mummy and daddy, and mama told people she knows her daughter can’t act, but she was gonna make her ‘famous’ regardless of what it took. Basically, mama is a lazy ho who wants her daughter to make the cash, no matter what she must do to get it. Daddy’s home in Ocean Shores, WA, still working and collecting DUIs…probably out of guilt for whoring out his daughter.

  40. HomeyHoney

    What is really scary is that we KNOW they’re cooking up some SERIOUS fuckery for Valentine’s Day. She will be the reason it is shortened to just ‘VD’.

  41. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Skeets
    Commented on this photo:

    MOAR, this bitch hawt!

    And no she doesn’t look 40 years, and no she’s not too skinny, and I wish the Paps would follow her MOAR!

    Women, you should strive to look like this one. It would be a happier world. Kthxbye

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    Spring Heeled Jim
    Commented on this photo:

    The dog…look at the fucking dog…

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    awful
    Commented on this photo:

    the heels ARE NOT sexy! they’re literally known for being stripper heels or worn on halloween.. as a joke. does anyone wear those seriously except for her? i can’t even comment on the ‘jogging.’ if she ever wears anything other than those ridiculous clear tramp heels i’m going to stroke out and die of shock.

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    Nyan
    Commented on this photo:

    Katie Price looks classy compared to this

  45. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    brandi
    Commented on this photo:

    just jogging along in full hair and makeup, and heels ? WTF

  46. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Commented on this photo:

    How can she call herself a vegetarian when she’s obvously sucked a bunch of weiners?

  47. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Commented on this photo:

    Any guy would sell his soul to spend a couple of hours with her in bed.

  48. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    anon
    Commented on this photo:

    is she seriously going for a “jog” in ugly shit heels and fuckin booty shorts? LOL

  49. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    noyb
    Commented on this photo:

    yes i used to have an idiot friend like that. big fake bleached blonde hair and she WOULD seriously wear heels to the gym….then she couldn’t for the life of understand why guys wanted a quick f*ck and wouldn’t take her seriously when we went out

  50. Courtney Stodden Heels Shorts Jogging
    Riann
    Commented on this photo:

    I like how Courtney pops in every now and again to defend herself under an alleged name: “Stop hating on Courtney, she does NOT look 40! Her boobs are REAL. You guys are just jealous!”

    I’m going to be generous. . . she’s 35.

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