Courtney Stodden Is Very Subtle

May 23rd, 2012 // 126 Comments
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In case you thought Courtney Stodden only wears lingerie to bake with her mom, here she is not so much washing a Mercedes as her heaving, child-bride implants except I don’t even know why I just said child-bride because, let’s be realistic, they’re not even pretending she’s 17 anymore. At this rate, the next themed shoot will be her legally buying alcohol followed by wearing a sexy nightgown to the social security office because it’s the first of the month and she needs her bingo money. I can already picture the Boy Scout with a boner helping her cross the street now. (No Sandusky.)

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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    Mr. Awesomepants
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    She can’t help it, its a medical condition. She sees a camera and she poses like a 54 year old porn star. It has made family photos just impossible.

  2. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
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    That’s fucking disgusting. Is this one of those transgender people?

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    Urvag
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    Is that the HPV series of the mercedes?

  4. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
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    This is the only site I ever see her pictures on. She’s posing for us people. We get it Courtney, you’re an attention whore, you will never be a “somebody”!!!…..just an ugly troll with a taped down dick.

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    JANE
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    THAT ARM BAND… WHY WHY WHY

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    Jo
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    “Hey I’m Billy Big mouth Vagina. Home, home on the range.

  7. All her pictures are sooo disturbing…she looks constipated. Ughh i hope she will not be the next Kim Kardashian and not become famous for whoring her young ass to the media!

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    Jack Ketch
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    Gawd, look into those eyes … the IQ of a rock :|

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    Raaaaaaaa
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    unlike her to try to slough off that fake tan?

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    B-rad
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    Photoshopped out : the grey , faked tan colored water hitting the ground and drool coming out of the side of her mouth .

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    Myslinky
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    All someone has to do it get behind the wheel…..

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    mark
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    Nothing sadder than an old ho.

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    jc
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    Amen WhiteChick, that bra could double as a flotation device.

  14. tlmck

    Even Carl’s Jr. said, “nah”.

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    yep
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, how has nobody commented on what is OBVIOUSLY protruding down there…

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    ugh
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    She makes me wish Heidi and Spencer were still attention whoring.

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    Mel
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    How many of these photo shoots does she have to do before she realizes NO ONE CARES. It’s not working.

  18. Lisa

    Woof.

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    Grand Poobah
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    What is so funny is that she is acting so ridiculous trying to get attention, she is really showing how TOTALLY PATHETIC she is. Go away, take your fake tits, fake tan, fake happiness with you!

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    Cooter
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    This is a guarantee that she takes it in the butt.

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    Glenys
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    Ew! Camel toe to the extreme! Puke.

  22. Mushroom

    I’m 17 and she looks old enough to be my grandmother.

  23. KayBayBay86

    soooo, who is this person and why do i care she’s covered in soap?

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    TipTop
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    It’s suppose to look like that at least in that position, lol.

  25. anonym

    this is shit.

    JUST DO THE PORN ALREADY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    OliveJuice
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    How is this not child porn legally speaking? How are her “husband” and parents not arrested for prostituting out a minor? How are these gossip sites not being prosecuted for purchasing and hosting these vulgar, offensive pictures of a child under the age of 18? And most importantly, how disappointed do you think her husband is when she takes off her bra and he is forced to remember she has small b’s on her bet days?

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    AustrianGold
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    this girl really knows nothing about being sexy! simply exposing yourself does NOT equal sex appeal

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    StickyFingerFreddy
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    The problem with this kid is that, although she is sexy, her annoying mannerisms and voice cancel the sexiness out. I don’t know if she really thinks walking and talking like a forty-year-old stripper is going to make her famous, or she is getting some really bad career advice. Granted, she’s getting plenty of press coverage, but it’s for all the wrong reasons. She also cannot reverse it. A real life person can become a cartoon, but a cartoon can never become a real person. Someone should have advised her of that before she started this personna she will never be able to undo.

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    EnoughAlready!!
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    What’s her goal? To be a ho? I think she succeeded so move on already!!

  30. Ghostofchildhoodpast

    I think this proves she’s months away from her Vivid debut. I blame her sick mother who sold her out.

  31. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
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    It’s like they took a picture of a 10 year old wearing her mom’s clothes then photoshopped the mom’s face onto the body.

  32. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
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    She has the body of an AIDS patient.

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    She’s so scrawny her head actually looks too big for her body.

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    CardinalFang
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    I would love to see pics of your wives and or girlfriends in the same settings and poses.

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    Rob
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    Not attractive. Not even a little bit. Like my dad wearing a bikini.

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    Cori
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    Is it just me or has she finally dropped that terrible frosted makeup and actually learned how to do it better?

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    spanke13
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    No…please keep going… I want the sex tape next. hell I will even throw myself on the fire and be the lead cock.

  38. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
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    When did copping a squat become sexy?

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    manxr
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    always funny to see how many posers ‘wouldn’t ‘… yup, she’s at least half fake, probably stupid as f*ck… and still, i wouldn’t hesitate for a SPLIT second if i had the chance… difference is, i’m honest.

    sad, jealous bunch of whining gits, lol

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    Frunken
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    She’d make an excellent Kesha this Halloween.

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    pix
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    she has GOT to be in her mid 30′s and shes just appalling. god, i feel so sorry for her. someones been lying to her and when she realises how the rest of the world sees her and with what contempt the public has for awful people like her, her self esteem will plummet from the already scarey depths its at now, to the bogs of the self-awareness swamp. she will end up killing herself. she reminds me of the “tanning mom.” my advice to her is to get medical insurance, cause shes gonna need some heavy-duty psychiatric care in afew years from now.

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    duh man
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    i’d like to punch her in the mouth … with my penis

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    YEs
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    The porn shoould be 30 Cock(s) cause she looks like the blonde from 30 Rock.

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    YEs
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    She really doesn’t do this enough.

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    tigre
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    You missed the car.

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    tigre
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    Someone needs to teach her how to properly wash a car.

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    athena
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    how the hell is it ok to take a pic like this of a under age girl???? exploitation is what it is, and this is food for a child predator because that is what she is!!

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    renee
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    SMELLY CROTCH!

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    Gordon
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    Oops .. I spilled something on the glass too.

  50. sammy

    hm.. she needs all her online bingo money. exactely!

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