Courtney Stodden Is Very Subtle

May 23rd, 2012 // 126 Comments
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In case you thought Courtney Stodden only wears lingerie to bake with her mom, here she is not so much washing a Mercedes as her heaving, child-bride implants except I don’t even know why I just said child-bride because, let’s be realistic, they’re not even pretending she’s 17 anymore. At this rate, the next themed shoot will be her legally buying alcohol followed by wearing a sexy nightgown to the social security office because it’s the first of the month and she needs her bingo money. I can already picture the Boy Scout with a boner helping her cross the street now. (No Sandusky.)

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Dick Hell

    She’d look better doused with gasoline.

  2. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    Commented on this photo:

    She should rinse that sponge before she starts putting her turtle wax on it.

  3. Rico Jones

    What the fuck! Why are you giving her so much attention? Is she paying for these posts?

    • I must admit that this site is the only place I see this woman. As a point of reference, they have Kelly Brook in a grey/see-through swimsuit on Egotastic right now.

      • Poor man's picasso

        The shots aren’t as good as the ones on here from yesterday. But, I aint complaining. It’s better than looking at this poor soul.

      • Yeah, they’re not that great but any shots of any girl who is actually attractive is way better than… I don’t even know what the hell this is supposed to be.

    • Fish devotes space to her because the Finns can’t get enough of her. And they have all that Nokia money to go after.

      And now a translation for our Finnish readers:

      Suomen naiset ovat kauneimpia naisia maailmassa. Ja jotain Nokia joten tämä näyttää suora käännös.

    • karlito

      she’s doesn’t know the difference between “sexy” and “raunchy”. i think this girl has mental problems and her parents dropped the ball and now this old fart she’s married to is exploiting her “mental illness” for his own perverted needs. so sad…this once cute girl is going to be nothing more than a porn whore and she’ll probably kill herself before she’s 30.

  4. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    YoMamma
    Commented on this photo:

    Pictured: Sliding spray tan forming a not-so-happy trail, busted toes hanging off fug platforms

    Not Pictured: Sex appeal, dignity, shame

  5. Jak

    Her eyes are dead. Is that from starvation or being a sex slave to a member of the AARP?

  6. Her desperation is so unappealing.

  7. John

    I’m just excited for her porn debut.

  8. Poor man's picasso

    I don’t care if that’s the Mercedes with the Chrysler chassis or not, I wouldn’t let her fetid butt cheeks near it.

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    SuperJ
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    Love the soulless, dead eyes in this one.

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    DC
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahhhh….I love the smell of soapy fake teens and STDs in the morning…wait, thats not right

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    shonzie
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a 17 year old who looks like a 37 year old trying to look like a 17 year old.

  12. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s just gross.

  13. Notice how Dougie the Depraved isn’t even in the shots anymore? Look into those eyes… I think she killed him.

  14. Johnny P!

    A calendar that’s sure to be hanging in every pedophile mechanic’s garage.

  15. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    She is looking more and more like Kesha lately. Which is still bad, but an improvement from before.

  16. King Diamond

    Who cares about this ugly Rottweiler!

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    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    Never has something cleaning related left me feeling so filthy.

  18. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so unappealing that I had to wait until I finished my lunch to view these pictures! WOW!!!

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    No Standards
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to hate this. I really, really do. But sweet Jesus, I would love to slide right in between thems cans!

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    FUCKEDOUT
    Commented on this photo:

    This girl is not even attractive. Fire the publicist already.

  21. i’ve searched google for videos of this chick getting her ass blown out and haven’t been able to find any, so why do i keep seeing her on this site?…

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    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    “U.G.L.Y you ain’t got no alibi, you ugly, you ugIy! I don’t care how you feel, you ain’t got no sex appeal, you ugly, you ugly, you, you ugly!”

  23. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sure why i keep clicking on these… I must go outside and roll around in some dirt now, a shower would only make me feel dirtier.

  24. El Jefe

    I don’t care if she is 35, I still love Stodden. She is amusing and likes to run around half naked all the time. She is kind of like Ice T’s wife Coco except she likes old white guys instead of old black guys.

  25. Archie Leach

    Must be very dispiriting for Doug and Courtney that Larry Flynt refuses to make them the that offer.

  26. Cock Dr

    It’s time for this talentless bimbo to post some genuine XXX action or GTFO.

    • Dramatic Puddle

      It’s time for Fish and Photo Boy to stop being lazy shits and posting about this trashy skank. I thought Perez Hilton was a lazy, limp-wristed fool, but posting Stodden pics is lower than that.

      • Jenni

        Exactly, I used to love this site, then I moved and when the net was hooked up I show up here and its become underaged-overaged-hooker-worship-central. This site has lost what little taste and discernment it had – CS is walking destruction when it comes to websites – she reduces them to the LCD. The comments and community on this site are awesome – the site no longer is, just two no brain guys jerking off to a skank and trying to get us as excited about her as they are. Either that or she’s paying them a ton to try to boost her – a losing proposition all round.

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    SOB
    Commented on this photo:

    She is not even good at washing cars

  28. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    SOB
    Commented on this photo:

    Who are these pictures for? What is the end game?

  29. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    SOB
    Commented on this photo:

    Mercedes submitted a cease and desist

  30. Shoebacca

    HA! 17?? In dog years!

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    TrannyGranny
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope that’s soap on that sponge and not an overflowing yeast infection

  32. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    Hill
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s stupid how obvious it is that the bra is padded. Her boobs aren’t even filling the entire thing. She should just dress normal like the rest of us.

    • Crissy

      I guess when you think about what the rest of us “normal” (ordinary) people are like, then I begin to understand this whole mess!

  33. Star Droppings

    Did anyone else give the picture a quick glance and think maybe, just maybe, an soapy and unsuspecting Courtney Stodden was run over by a Mercedez Benz and this was the only photographic proof? No? There’s always tomorrow.

  34. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    Hill
    Commented on this photo:

    Idk what the hell she’s so excited about. It’s just an old C class…the entry level Mercedes and it’s not even new!

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This is gross.
    Oh well, one person’s disgusting vulgarity is another’s erotic dream.

  36. mike

    She lacks sex appeal. Mila Kunis can straighten her out. Pray for a video

    • Unbelievable. Normally the thought of Mila Kunis in some girl-on-girl action immediately gets me salivating… yet the suggestion that she go muffdiving with this skank actually gave me a moment of pause. I… I don’t know what I’m feeling right now.

  37. cagster

    Ke$ha Stodden

  38. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    Commented on this photo:

    Tacky, yet unrefined. I know the perfect job for her.

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    Sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    her bra is like 2 sizes too large. Her boobs only fill half of it

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    Donald
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    She has a bulge folks!

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my God. She’s doing this at high altitude and her head is expanding! Duck!

  42. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that face. As a medical specialist I believe I’ve made a discovery called ‘Acute Adult Onset Bell’s Palsy’. Read all about it in an upcoming issue of the New England Journal of Medicine and Skank.

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    WhiteChick
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone needs to tell this girl that bigger bra doesn’t equal bigger tits. Oh, and there is an entire world of shoes outside plastic stripper heels.

  44. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    Commented on this photo:

    “Casually caressing the comely car clean while canonical owners call the cops.”

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    downwithmuffins
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    and yet i STILL cant take my eyes off of that god awful arm cuff thing..

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    rospo
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    where’s MOM ?

  47. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    Commented on this photo:

    Make her go away. The world has suffered enough.

  48. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    Commented on this photo:

    We’re gonna need a bigger sponge.

  49. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Car Wash
    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Vile. That is all.

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