Courtney Stodden Is Very Subtle

The Superficial | May 23, 2012 - 1:19 pm

In case you thought Courtney Stodden only wears lingerie to bake with her mom, here she is not so much washing a Mercedes as her heaving, child-bride implants except I don’t even know why I just said child-bride because, let’s be realistic, they’re not even pretending she’s 17 anymore. At this rate, the next themed shoot will be her legally buying alcohol followed by wearing a sexy nightgown to the social security office because it’s the first of the month and she needs her bingo money. I can already picture the Boy Scout with a boner helping her cross the street now. (No Sandusky.)

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner