Courtney Stodden’s Cartoon Breasts Tried To Ride A Bike, It Didn’t Go Well

March 20th, 2014 // 53 Comments

Riding a bike requires balance and coordination, so what better place for Courtney Stodden‘s disproportional cartoon tits while a kid on a BMX bike flies around distracting her? It’s almost like whoever shot this wanted Courtney to fall which, wait a minute, you did, didn’t you? Ha! You wacky perverts. What’ll you think up next? (Rust Cohle porn. Make her dress like Rust Cohle. I’ll pay you.)

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
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    Absolutely fucken ridiculous and staged!

  2. An instant later, she boob-bounces right back up and keeps riding as though nothing happened.

  3. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
    Goose
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    Yeah but still a hot bimbo.

  4. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
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    Wow. That’s a great view. Add this one to the spank bank.

  5. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
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    Good thing she comes with built-in padding.

  6. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
    dawn
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    she looks like a blow up doll

  7. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
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    What a practical bike-riding outfit. You too, Cartoon Whore.

  8. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
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    Rick Astley hasn’t aged a day.

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

  9. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
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    “He’s cute and all but he really needs about 40 more years before he’s ready for me.”

  10. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
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    You can’t be anymore mentally incompetent than to try riding a bicycle with platform heels. She could try smoking while pumping gas next.

  11. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
    Cock Dr
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    She reminds me of that great old sex cartoon Cherry Poptart…..in shots like this where I can’t see the face.

  12. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
    Cock Dr
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    He can’t believe that he’s getting paid for this silly photo shoot.
    My question is what form of currency was used for that payment.

    • A guy that age will accept any kind of payment.

      “I just have to ride my bike around with this chick, do a few tricks and I get a hand job? Where do I sign?”

  13. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
    Cock Dr
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    Did Courtney get herself a big helping of fresh & spicy ginger sex ?
    Naw….he’s too young for her.

  14. Don’t ruin it…he’s dumb enough to take bitcoins.

  15. Bane

    They sell that bicycle at Walmart. Not kidding.

    LOL!

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    Bossix
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    I guess her “Airbags” saved her

  17. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
    nadsak
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    Top heavy will cause falls.

  18. I disagree… I actually think this photo shoot went really, really well.

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    Spleen
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    Why doesn’t she just do porn?

  20. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
    Dox
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    In what bizarre, stripper/whore alternate reality is it considered normal to dress in a tablecloth and try to ride a bike in platform shoes?

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    frankie
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    Mom….. why is my seat sticky?

  22. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
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    Here’s the video:

  23. intentional wipe out. If she wanted to sell that wipe out more convincingly, she should’ve done it at full speed on the asphalt. With resultant road rash covering 80% of her body (i.e., just her tits)

  24. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
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    Try again…

    Here’s the video: http://tinypic.com/r/2wqcri0/8

  25. Looks like that wreck ruined the bicycle seat. By wreck, I mean Courtney Stodden.

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    Deacon Jones
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    This is a great angle for her face..

  27. juanhunglow

    is she falling or offering the ass?

  28. Nothing screams sexy like a 45 year old tranny in a triquini and plaform shoes falling off of a bike…

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    coljack
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    It’s weird – you’d think she’d be used to riding something old-fashioned that bounces up and down and has a big soft cushion for her butt.

  30. wow

    Thanks. I’m a girl but I really enjoy posts about her.

  31. whatever

    Credit where credit is due- it’s gotta be difficult to fall off a bike without breaking direct eye contact with the camera.

  32. A match made in heaven, he has no soul and she has no brain.

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    Just this once
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    Prince Harry is good on a bike.

  34. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
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    Find another mode of transport, Stodden. It’s supposed to be fat-BOTTOMED girls.

  35. tom

    Attention please: in case you were wondering, helper wheels were removed during postproduction.

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    cc
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    She’s 40 dating a 12 year old? Is that legal?

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    lala
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    they ar really big. however, rapidly falling. still, it has to b great to have those melons on face and hands

  38. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
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    In her defence, she probably finds it difficult to multitask – breathing and balancing.

  39. A True Patriot!

    Someone needs to strap a 2 by 4 to that bicycle seat if they ever want to see it again.

  40. kery

    This woman is a talentless skank.

  41. theodore

    hahahahahahahahahahaha, can’t stop laughing

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    tlmck
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    I see balls.

  43. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
    bernard
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    even her ‘toe could save her…

  44. Courtney Stodden Implants Swimsuit Bike
    Shelby
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    Why would you think it would be a good idea to wear shoes like that on a bike? Lol Wtf

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