Courtney Stodden’s Cartoon Breasts Tried To Ride A Bike, It Didn’t Go Well

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2014

Riding a bike requires balance and coordination, so what better place for Courtney Stodden’s disproportional cartoon tits while a kid on a BMX bike flies around distracting her? It’s almost like whoever shot this wanted Courtney to fall which, wait a minute, you did, didn’t you? Ha! You wacky perverts. What’ll you think up next? (Rust Cohle porn. Make her dress like Rust Cohle. I’ll pay you.)

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner