And Now Back To BEWBS (Specifically Courtney Stodden And Mozart Ones)

For the sake of this post, let’s pretend I have two types of readers because broad generalizations are fun and easy. There are the thinkers and the boob lookers, and like any good parent, I love both of you equally. (To your face. Privately? I’ve plotted one of your deaths. Again, like a good parent.) So to keep things fair after the Michelle Obama post, here are Courtney Stodden’s breasts at some thing somewhere, and below is Sara X performing Mozart’s “Eine kleine Nachtmusik” with hers. Which is particularly amazing because I dated a music major in college and not once did she whip this trick out. Maybe I would’ve gone to more recitals. Love is about meeting each other halfway. Or entirely catering to only one person’s kinks. Pot-ay-to, pot-ah-to.

This really should’ve had its own post, you’re right. I’ve betrayed the arts.

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