And Now Courtney Stodden’s Breasts

Originally, I was going to write a post about Jonathan Dwyer head-butting his wife for not having sex with him, but then I saw these pics of Courtney Stodden’s breasts and decided we needed 30 photos of them because they look all weird. As for which of those topics would’ve opened a more beneficial dialog, who’s to say? Maybe there’s a young woman thinking about getting implants, but she has no idea that they can stretch your tits down to your knees. Or that it’s worth the risk anyway. We all have our own journeys.

Photos: HEDO/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News, Splash News