It seems like only yesterday Courtney Stodden released a statement with Doug Hutchinson announcing their divorce, and that’s because it was. But why should that stop Courtney from immediately going out last night while people still give a shit about her again? That’s why you’re looking at a second post about her today because until this weekend, you people wouldn’t spare 3/10ths of fuck if swastikas were flying out of her breasts into Heidi Klum‘s mouth. Or vice versa which would’ve been the more likely scenario. Anyway, you’re going to click on these tits now because you’re my little rats who need their pellets, and I’m a little rat who has to buy Skylanders for Christmas and/or a high-powered rifle to shoot whoever the hell invented these things. The situation’s fluid.
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