And Courtney Stodden’s DTF Already #YOLO

November 6th, 2013 // 64 Comments
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It seems like only yesterday Courtney Stodden released a statement with Doug Hutchinson announcing their divorce, and that’s because it was. But why should that stop Courtney from immediately going out last night while people still give a shit about her again? That’s why you’re looking at a second post about her today because until this weekend, you people wouldn’t spare 3/10ths of fuck if swastikas were flying out of her breasts into Heidi Klum‘s mouth. Or vice versa which would’ve been the more likely scenario. Anyway, you’re going to click on these tits now because you’re my little rats who need their pellets, and I’m a little rat who has to buy Skylanders for Christmas and/or a high-powered rifle to shoot whoever the hell invented these things. The situation’s fluid.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, ROLO/AKM-GSI

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  1. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Dox
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    Dammit. I clicked the link.
    Hope your skylanders are worth my being scared for life.
    Might as well get this train wreck over with.

  2. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Dox
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    I think this is the first case ever, of black making someone look fat.

  3. Freebie

    Looking at the hangers on, I think she may be better off with the old guy Doug.

  4. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Dox
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    Ok hotshot, pop quiz.

    Your stuck on an island with these two. The only way off is to screw one of them.

    What do you do?

    What.
    Do.
    You.
    Do?

  5. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Dox
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    Let me reiterate again for anyone unfortunate enough to have clicked on this link with me, I despise her…. every thing about her. She is Kourtney, Khloe, Kim, and Kris all rolled into one meaty, plastic laden skank suit, with a side of whorishness.

    All she needs to do now, is marry Justin Bieber and the Whore Trifecta will be complete.

  6. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    CT
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    Miley is taller than I thought.

  7. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Dox
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    5 gay men in west Hollywood.

    That’s never happened before.

  8. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Dox
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    Wait… is that Duran Duran in the back seat?

  9. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep. Its Duran Duran.
    Singing their new single,
    Hungry like the whore.

  10. catapostrophe

    I wonder if she’s really disgusting.

  11. Has nobody been able to prove yet that she is actually 35?

  12. Stoddenporno

    Run – we have to expect a Studden porno every minute ….. RUN!

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    Snooki's Taint
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    Doug Hutchinson has nothing to worry about

  14. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    I know it hasn’t been settled whether the creature on the right is a man or a woman, but what about the thing on the left? A manly face with a female physique.

  15. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    bob
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    aids.jpg

  16. alex

    I get a kick out of her expressions in these photos…she thinks she’s lindsay lohan or kim kardasian….”oh, the paparazzi are such a bore…” Savor the flavor baby, cuz it’s nothing but cocks in the face from here on out.

  17. I wonder if she knows anything but contractually obligated sex?

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    Roxi
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    that is bobby trendy (the one wearing YSL hoodie) ! anna nicole’s gay friend.

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    Deacon Jones
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    She’s practicing her gangbang circle jerk face….PERFECT

  20. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    She’s the most masculine one there.

  21. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    That is the most butt-ugly fucking smile I’ve ever seen.

  22. reinhard heydrich

    and she is famous for having done ……what?????

  23. AnnaD.

    She has become as hideous on the outside as she is on the inside. She looks 20 years older than her age, her breasts are grotesquely huge & make her look fat (or is that coke/alcohol bloat?), her lips are a disaster… I hope she will soon be forgotten & starts to make porn to earn a living, that is the only place she belongs now. Even the discount hookers of Corey Feldman are hotter than her.

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    elephantman
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    I’d love to see her trip and fall!

  25. Jenn

    Her eyebrows are creepy in those pumpkin patch pictures. They almost meet in the middle of her forehead. Does that mean she’s a wereslut?

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    cc
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    Once you’ve had the Doug, I guess you never want to get laid by anyone else.

  27. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    I wish Kevin Smith was my designated driver.

  28. Glenn Quagmire

    DTF? I don’t think any of those guys. Maybe Kevin Smith. Damn Skylanders.

  29. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    Surely Harrison Ford, with his knowledge of running blades, is hunting these two by now.

  30. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    She’s 19 and my penis is the size of Oregon timber

  31. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    When Boy George, Val Kilmer and Johnny Depp pull up and ask you if you want to go to the club, you don’t ask questions, you make sure it’s 1986 and get in the car.

  32. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    Rumours connecting her to Clooney, de Caprio, or Bloom starting – never.

  33. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    Her taste in men has changed.

  34. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    Quite a following she has there.

  35. Cory

    She looks like a 30 something hard living individual!

  36. kery

    She is so plastic and disgusting awful!!

  37. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    I love those big ol’ titties. That face is looking pretty hard, though.

  38. Peaches Bellini

    Her Mother who allowed her to get married to a 50 year old man at the age of 16, certainly should be proud of her daughter (and herself now). Good going MOM!

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    Big Dick Magee
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    If Courtney didn’t have the biggest cock in the group she’s out on the town with, I’d be surprised !

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    Big Earl
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    She really doesn’t deserve the attention she gets on this site. The average dancer in an average strip club is hotter.

  41. Swearin

    Are you sure #YOLO applies to her? Because I’m pretty sure if she died tommorow, someone could rebuild her with copious amounts of silicone, collagen and peroxide

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    Cock Dr
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    Is this a John Waters movie shoot?

  43. She has so much botox she already looks like Stifflers mom.

  44. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    So who’s the chick next to her with the 5 0′clock shadow on her chin? The headline says Courtney Stodden in West Hollywood, what is the story? Or is that it? Just that she was in West Hollywood? I bet the writer of this story is severely depressed about his life and job right now.

  45. Isn’t is obvious why she left Doug? He put her in a cheap, glued on Don King wig, he bought her 1 pair of payless shoes the poor girl wore every day and he bought her clothes at Conway. And he gave her lame sex a few times a week. As soon as she got her big brother money, she had her hair did and her nails did and bought her shoes at a stripper boutique. I have to say those eyebrows and knockers are god awful. Im glad she is free of that child molester.

  46. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
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    that guys pants are so tight they dont even zip all the way. cute?

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    less is more
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    What the hell happened to her eyebrows? Did Mrs. Potato Head pack her angry eyes?

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    Heh
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    She looks like Shauna Sands’ older sister

  49. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Legs Black Minidress
    Deb
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    I see very clear red flags re Doug and Courtney living in the same house with him continuing to do whatever he does to further her fame. The sad part is, despite the lack of talent and the plastic “beauty”, this whole thing reminds me of Dorothy Stratten. Courtney is not in her league but she is with a man who has said he “doesn’t know what he’d do if they broke up”, can’t live without her, blah blah blah. That’s what Dorothy’s hubby said when she asked for a divorce and was having an affair – he killed her (I think with a shotgun) and then himself. Tragic. I see history may just repeat itself and I actually feel sorry for her because she is probably naive enuff to think his odd behavior is truly love and not because he’s bat-shit crazy.

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