Subtlety, Thy Name Is Courtney Stodden

July 8th, 2013 // 84 Comments

Oh thank God. For a minute there, I was afraid Courtney Stodden was going to shamelessly parade her new implants around like goddamn pinatas, but this? This is tasteful. Like staring into the Louvre if the Louvre honks when you squeeze it.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Frank The Tank

    Heidi Montag 2.0 complete with douchey boyfriend. Yet another fame whore wishing to be famous for being famous. Thankfully she chose do don the hideous cap to hide the hideous extentions.

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    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    Disgusting old fart. I will never be able to look at Horace the same way again.

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    OMG they have Rumer Willis’ doppelganger and in camo!

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    omg. just so wrong. lol

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    Juan
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    Doug, get your goddam hands off my– oh, the camera! Hiiiiiiiiiii ! Who’s my Dougie-wougie-wougie, huh? So much in love!

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    These must be the 3 wise men in the porn parody of how jesus was born

  7. D-chi

    She looks a little like Nina Dobrev. How strange.

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    McGraff Crimedog
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    Below-average face, huge fake jugs. You can see that mess at any strip club. Barf.

  9. Anybody that says they wouldn’t tap that is either a left liberal fascist or queer.

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    MIssLeah
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    SO why if she spent so much money on her tits does her nose look like that????

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    MissLeah
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    Now that is alot of awfulness in one pic…..

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    crap
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    Looks like an old washed up trash to me. Yuk. Disgusting piece of junk

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    Such a butterface.

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    Why is her skin under the dress a different colour than all the rest?

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    You know they are heading home for a threesome of disgustingness.

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    I was thinking of getting implants but I got inspired to get them because of my aunt and my aunts look like D’s, and Courtney Stodden I think has DD’s… Or a bigger size? I don’t know, but I want implants that are slightly tinier than her’s. Still, I love what she’s done! Bravo.

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