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That face. Ouch.
Where do you see a face? I can’t find it in that picture
All she needs is a little Hep C to complete the Pam Anderson transformation.
Looks like I’m going to be sleeping with the light on for the next few days.
they clearly belong out of that dress. or any other dress.
Cheap extensions for a cheap Girl… shoulda went smaller on the implants s she could afford to get her hair done properly.
can’t wait to read the comments on this one
-pulls up chair-
this gonna be good, this gonna be good!
“Can you do something about his face? He won’t stop making that weird grin. He looks like a child molester or som- Oh my god!”
Her brain doesn’t fit well inside it’s designated space though. She bops her head to the music and it sounds like sometime playing Trouble.
“Hi, self-respect! Hi, ambition! Hi, career motivation! Haven’t seen you guys in a while!”
Let’s play a game called “Find Something About Courtney Stodden That’s Attractive.”
Um, I lost. I think we all did.
Personally, I would rather titty-fuck the girl on the left.
Not sure the one on the left is a girl…
High heels and giant implants, yet she doesn’t completely fall flat on her face. Fuck Physics!
They are filled with Helium. Helps balance her out.
do ya think she has a big dick?
What happened to her face?!
“I wonder what the unattractive people are doing tod- Why is that funny?”
Her makeup always makes it look like she is the walking dead.
“Hey! You got a few bucks? I gave all my cash to Courtney’s parents as hush money and I could really go for a Diet Pepsi.”
Pepsi sales plummeted after this photo was released.
“Listen girlfriend, I don’t want to embarrass you, but I know someone who can help you with your flat chest.”
“Ha! Yeah, um, I don’t want to embarrass you, but no you don’t.”
Dougly’s getting some tits of his own.
her eyes are no longer blue…?
She is so desperate it’s laughable. Someone needs to tell her she doesn’t have a shred of talent.
They do! But only the jealous ones.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Such class even for a shit hole like Hard Rock Cafe. Really they eat there, GTFO.
The enormous implants really complete the tranny look.
Dear, the side view makes it worst, puke.
Woah! Talk about sexxxxx appeal! Va va VOOM!
Hey you, Ms Plastic, get out of the way of the sexy chick.
I miss Speidi – they were classy.
Compared to this ? Yes, I would agree.
Looks like she’s smothering two Humpty Dumpties underneath that dress. Those just look wrong!
so now you notice her eyes?
DAMN, did she just break Lohan’s seemingly unbeatable record for youngest woman ever to look like a washed up 40 year old meth hag? Impressive…
But…she is 40, so…
I know Charles Bronson isn’t buried under his star in the Walk of Fame, but I feel like he’s still very uncomfortable about the lack of a barrier between his star and that…
She’s had more facial surgery, and it ain’t good. Ugh.
Worst. Implants. Ever. This pair is bordering on vile now. Enough.
Seriously, how delusional can someone be to think those look good?
About as delusional as thinking ol’ Dougie is good husband material.
If she’s 18, I’m a kind hearted person with only the highest opinion of all mankind.
We sound so alike, you and I.
Pedophile marries 16 year old girl. Girl gets makeover to look like 40 year old NJ housewife. Best game of chicken EVER!
The guy in the back looks like a kid in a candy store.
He’s just become a man.
I remember my first boner…
How long before she gets her star in the Walk of Fame?
His tits are coming along nicely.
If he wore her shoes, his jeans would fit him.
Looks like it was Cool Kids Night @ the Cafe.
She’s noticed Corey Feldman & posse arriving. Icing on the cake.
Oh, she’s more than aware that they don’t fit. Unfortunately for her, her nipples are probably now stretched tighter than Joan Rivers’ nose.
Her stages of celebritism (feel free to move around and add):
Btw, if she falls in a pool, does she scream out “III’m meeeelting!!!”
17 going on 55. nice look.
Looking like an angry and alcoholic 36 year old Vegas waitress in a 4th rate casino on Fremont always a good career move.
Man, she looks absolutely like crap. People…what are you doing to yourselves? It does nothing for us.
I wonder how far down her nips are now.
Seriously,since when is the coconuts-under-the-skin look sexy??
No natural breasts bulge upwards so that they look like meaty shelfs,so not only do those things not fit her frame,but they look freakin stupid.
You dont need underwire bras now,because all the bulk is bursting from over the bra instead of sitting neatly inside it.
I wish she´d tell everyone who her plastic surgeon is so that no one else goes.
Plastic surgery to enhance “beauty” only makes you look like a porn star or a goldfish. Sad but true. I know a plastic surgeon who does reconstructive work on victims of accident or disease and he looks at these enhancement guys as creepy hacks.. he is right
I don’t think she’s wearing a bra…
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