And Now The Part Where Courtney Stodden Learns Her Giant Implants Don’t Fit In Her Old Clothes

July 3rd, 2013 // 102 Comments

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  1. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    Your Mom
    Commented on this photo:

    That face. Ouch.

  2. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    joe
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    All she needs is a little Hep C to complete the Pam Anderson transformation.

  3. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    Looks like I’m going to be sleeping with the light on for the next few days.

  4. Snooki's Taint

    they clearly belong out of that dress. or any other dress.

  5. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    JO JO
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    Cheap extensions for a cheap Girl… shoulda went smaller on the implants s she could afford to get her hair done properly.

  6. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    can’t wait to read the comments on this one
    -pulls up chair-
    this gonna be good, this gonna be good!

  7. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can you do something about his face? He won’t stop making that weird grin. He looks like a child molester or som- Oh my god!”

  8. cc

    Her brain doesn’t fit well inside it’s designated space though. She bops her head to the music and it sounds like sometime playing Trouble.

  9. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi, self-respect! Hi, ambition! Hi, career motivation! Haven’t seen you guys in a while!”

  10. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Let’s play a game called “Find Something About Courtney Stodden That’s Attractive.”

    Um, I lost. I think we all did.

  11. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Personally, I would rather titty-fuck the girl on the left.

  12. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    ThisWillHurt
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    High heels and giant implants, yet she doesn’t completely fall flat on her face. Fuck Physics!

  13. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    chuck
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    do ya think she has a big dick?

  14. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    elephantman
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    What happened to her face?!

  15. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “I wonder what the unattractive people are doing tod- Why is that funny?”

  16. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    bobthebob
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    Her makeup always makes it look like she is the walking dead.

  17. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey! You got a few bucks? I gave all my cash to Courtney’s parents as hush money and I could really go for a Diet Pepsi.”

  18. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Pepsi sales plummeted after this photo was released.

  19. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Listen girlfriend, I don’t want to embarrass you, but I know someone who can help you with your flat chest.”
    “Ha! Yeah, um, I don’t want to embarrass you, but no you don’t.”

  20. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    Dougly’s getting some tits of his own.

  21. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    her eyes are no longer blue…?

  22. She is so desperate it’s laughable. Someone needs to tell her she doesn’t have a shred of talent.

  23. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    Dear God

  24. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    CuriousTroll
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

  25. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    Such class even for a shit hole like Hard Rock Cafe. Really they eat there, GTFO.

  26. foreverfugly

    The enormous implants really complete the tranny look.

  27. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    Dear, the side view makes it worst, puke.

    • Doug

      Woah! Talk about sexxxxx appeal! Va va VOOM!
      Hey you, Ms Plastic, get out of the way of the sexy chick.

  28. Wonderful

    I miss Speidi – they were classy.

  29. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    Looks like she’s smothering two Humpty Dumpties underneath that dress. Those just look wrong!

  30. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    schmotze
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    so now you notice her eyes?

  31. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    squiggy
    Commented on this photo:

    DAMN, did she just break Lohan’s seemingly unbeatable record for youngest woman ever to look like a washed up 40 year old meth hag? Impressive…

  32. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    Chinny
    Commented on this photo:

    I know Charles Bronson isn’t buried under his star in the Walk of Fame, but I feel like he’s still very uncomfortable about the lack of a barrier between his star and that…

  33. She’s had more facial surgery, and it ain’t good. Ugh.

  34. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    Worst. Implants. Ever. This pair is bordering on vile now. Enough.

  35. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    If she’s 18, I’m a kind hearted person with only the highest opinion of all mankind.

  36. Jc

    Pedophile marries 16 year old girl. Girl gets makeover to look like 40 year old NJ housewife. Best game of chicken EVER!

  37. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    StatingTheObvious
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    The guy in the back looks like a kid in a candy store.

  38. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    How long before she gets her star in the Walk of Fame?

  39. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    His tits are coming along nicely.

  40. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    If he wore her shoes, his jeans would fit him.

  41. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    Looks like it was Cool Kids Night @ the Cafe.

  42. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    She’s noticed Corey Feldman & posse arriving. Icing on the cake.

  43. Oh, she’s more than aware that they don’t fit. Unfortunately for her, her nipples are probably now stretched tighter than Joan Rivers’ nose.

  44. mux

    Her stages of celebritism (feel free to move around and add):

    1. questionable
    2. curious
    3. outrageous
    4. clueless
    5. annoying
    6. sad
    7. pathetic
    8. depressing

  45. puck

    Btw, if she falls in a pool, does she scream out “III’m meeeelting!!!”

  46. mds

    17 going on 55. nice look.

  47. shawk

    Looking like an angry and alcoholic 36 year old Vegas waitress in a 4th rate casino on Fremont always a good career move.

  48. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    John Travolta
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    Man, she looks absolutely like crap. People…what are you doing to yourselves? It does nothing for us.

  49. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
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    I wonder how far down her nips are now.

  50. Courtney Stodden Cleavage New Implants Tight Minidress Doug Hutchison
    Isabella
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    Seriously,since when is the coconuts-under-the-skin look sexy??
    No natural breasts bulge upwards so that they look like meaty shelfs,so not only do those things not fit her frame,but they look freakin stupid.
    You dont need underwire bras now,because all the bulk is bursting from over the bra instead of sitting neatly inside it.
    I wish she´d tell everyone who her plastic surgeon is so that no one else goes.

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