By all means, Courtney Stodden should’ve skyrocketed to fame by now, yet something seems to be holding her back. And that something is apparently watching men attempt to interact with her cartoon breasts on dates because here she is on the beach yesterday with another suitor after going out for dinner just three days ago with David Weintraub. So we can’t be far off from finding out her rental rates for any budget (No credit check needed!) which is what’s happening here, right? How hard is it to put a card reader between a pair of boobs? They make them for the iPad, and that’s fake tits’ nerdy cousin.