It’s Courtney Stodden’s New Implants In A Bikini

June 19th, 2013 // 152 Comments

Because making a sex tape requires work and might confirm she was born a man, Courtney Stodden needed a new plan quickly before Farrah Abraham squirted her into obscurity. And to her credit, she came up with “Watch me get new tits!” which somehow worked because we’re all looking right at them. It’s practically witchcraft.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    Jenn
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    The skin is so translucent I bet you can read the serial numbers on those fake fun bag fillers.

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    normal i guess
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    lame… she wants it to look like she’s being spied on, when really its a full out photo-shoot. also she seems to really touch em a lot and hold her gut in while she hangs with her “wiener” dog. sad that she had to go so extreme, 2 sizes at least, way too big. now she looks hot, but odd too. crazy women, changing what aint broke. bah!

  3. jwh9

    Maybe none of you are unfounded as far as your jealousy is weighed in.. but as far as comic femme fatale’s are concerned.. she looks pretty damn good.

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    Rev
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    Would be cheaper and less repulsively embarrassing to get a t-shirt that says “Attention Whore”.

  5. Pugster

    WOW may be a little bigger lol :-)

  6. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    I want a frappuchino! No Starbucks in my town. :(

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    Weaselmouse
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    Imagine belly-flopping off a diving board into a pool with those things. Would she sink or swim? Or would those things just pop and let out one hell of a BANG and spray saline everywhere?

  8. heroinstripper

    I fapped long and hard to this. I make no apologies.

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    marth
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    im so glad guys cant get penis implants and i dont have to deal with this shit.

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    just me
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    i genuinely could not jerk off to that.

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    Jack
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    Nice boobs!

  12. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    Jack
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    Those are “f$#k me” pumps! Very hot!

  13. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Beautiful!

  14. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    D-chi
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    That dog is a little cutie.

  15. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    Tartar Sauce
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    Ha-Ha A&E reinstated Phil, thus verifying that you are a left-wing loon. Re-think your life

  16. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
    Mama Pinkus
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    sad

  17. Courtney Stodden New Breast Implants Bikini
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    Why is the white band, what for?

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    lafa
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    dg

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