“Waft in that speed!” – Santa
As some of you already noticed, our new gallery setup went live last night and speaking in the most technical of terms, it’s fast as fuck. So no more reloading the page with every pic, just a smooth, smooth ride through celebrity schadenfreude and random Argentinian bikini models just like Baby Jesus asked for on the day of his birth, but no one had Internet back then so he killed all the dinosaurs in a murderous rage. I saw the whole thing.
Ont that note, there are still a few bugs to work out, including finding out if the Zoom feature didn’t survive the transition. And if that is the case, let us join together in a moment of silence to remember all those times we used it to look for nipples and/or Lady GaGa‘s hermaphroditic wiener.
We bow our heads,
- The Superficial
Photos: GSI Media
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Enough with that fucking arm thing
I agree wholeheartedly. I think these pictures are absolutely hilarious, but when I spotted that stupid arm band, I became enraged.
I noticed I can scroll now through the thumbnails, even though I have this bullshit firewall at work, good shit!
One thing I noticed, is if you try to vote a comment the log in box keeps popping up.
I hate the Log In box too. We have so few freedoms left. Could we at least click the Thumbs Up/Down without having to sign in?!
Apparently right now the answer to your question is “NO”.
“Full size” also no loner shows you pics in “full size”
The Zoom Fish, Where is the Zoom!?!?!?!
Mr. & Mrs. Hutchison… Giving the “X” in “Xmas” an entirely new meaning.
I Saw Blondie Humping Santa Claus …
My deepest sympathies to the kid that stumbles across these pics in a search for what Santa and Mrs. Claus do in their free time… unless that kid is over 12 years old in which case I’ll just say Merry Early Christmas. Here’s some socks and some tissues, you’ll need them. See you in two weeks.
“Our Celebrity Boobs And Crotch Shots Are Faster Now.”
Without the “view original” link, they are also smaller. The “view full size” has almost always been smaller than “view original”. Oh well, back to Google.
Too bad that unknown fuzzy thing, at the extreme left side of the frame, wasn’t a polar bear rushing towards them.
Oh, please not again – this picture already ruined my last Christmas
Mmm…young lady I see a future for you in porn! HO HO HO!!
These pictures smell old and musty and not just because they are recycled from last year.
Eggs-actly … last year’s trash. It used to laughable but now it’s just pathetic.
New gallery = Good.
Disgusting white trash couple = Bad. So very, very bad.
santa saves a lady from the cold snow
Never mind all that … what’s with the black tongue ??? She’s been eating black balls ???
Is Santa doing what I think he’s doing?
The problem is that the white hairs get stuck between the teeth. I’m talking, of course, about his beard hairs getting stuck in her vagina teeth.
haahahahahaha
♫ Courtney the skanky famewhore
Had a very shiny snatch
And if you ever saw it
You’d notice that it has no thatch
♪ All of the other famewhores
Used to laugh and call her “Ho!”
They wouldn’t let poor Courtney
Appear on any TV show
♫ Then one sunny Christmas day
Santa came to say
“Courtney with your snatch so smooth
Mrghurrghbbrrlllgggrrttthhmmmmggrrrg”
♪ Then how the famewhores loved her
And tweeted out her name with glee
“Courtney the skanky famewhore
You gave St. Nick an STD !”
That’s fucking genius. I vote it my new favourite Christmas song. Sorry “Every Year, Every Christmas”
Listen, you two monkey-fuckers, your antics were cute at first. Well, maybe not cute…attention-grabbing…and I stuck up for you once in a while. But now it’s becoming obsessive and offensive. Why don’t you both knock it off and disappear while there are still refills available on your Thorazine prescriptions…
I need to go see an exorcist or something because — damn me to hell — I think she actually looks kinda sexy here…
Whenever I’m trying to type a comment, if I press one of my arrow keys it loads the corresponding picture. Can you fix that?
not gonna lie
I’d hit it. then quit it.
who thinks this is sexy? pretty gross to me. such a cam whore/attention seeker right? duckface overload!
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up on the “snatch”
I just hope and pray she doesn’t mar her perfect skin with some ugly tattoo…..
Who am I kidding?
Ho,ho,ho…..
Guess who’s getting an STD for Christmas.