Courtney Stodden Goes to Hollywood

September 7th, 2011 // 97 Comments

Child-bride, if you actually believe she’s not at least 24, Courtney Stodden apparently talked erotically tweeted her “husband,” LOST star Doug Hutchinson into a trip to LA over the Labor Day weekend because here she is walking down Hollywood Blvd. where somehow the paparazzi were able to pick her out amongst a sea of women who look exactly like her. Although in their defense, these photos are kind of blurry, so more than likely Doug took them on his phone and sold them because I actually respect the paparazzi more than two people trying to land a reality series. On that note, I love how Courtney is carrying a coffee drink in one hand, cellphone in the other. It’s like she’s going down a checklist only to get to “Step 3. Sex Tape” and realize she boxed herself in with the “I’m only 16!” shenanigans. Then again, it’s not the like the Internet wouldn’t watch a sex tape that was nothing but the GIF below the cut because let’s stop kidding ourselves, everyone on here is a pedophile. I’ve done the pie charts.

Courtney Stodden GIF

Photos: INFdaily / GIF via BestWeekEver

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  1. Burt

    I always thought that husband of hers was gay (not that there’s anything wrong with being gay).

  2. Nik

    I have a feeling we will one day find her dead in a hotel room with slit wrists….

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    Kate
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    He/She is sad, sad, sad. I don’t think it’s FEMALE and I don’t think it’s below age 50! I also believe He/She is DONKEY-PUNCHED DUMB!

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    Kate
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    BTW…does anyone else CHUCKLE over how He/She acts AS IF He/She is ATTRACTIVE? LMAF….SERIOUSLY FUNNY SH*T!

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    Kate
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    He/She must use the same “TAN IN A CAN” instructions…wear gloves and socks when applying.

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    Ugh
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    She looks like she just ate a lemon with her butthole.

  7. B

    I’ve read that there are actually people out there who went to high school with her. But that doesn’t mean she can’t be old – just that she’s old and dumb – which I am perfectly willing to believe.

    Maybe she’s trying to do a ‘Jerri Blank’ thing. Only Jerri was beloved and entertaining whereas Courtney clearly is not.

    Trying to emulate Jerri Blank…yur doin’ it wrong.

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    Aud
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    This man needs to find shoes that fit

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    Joanna
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    She def paints her eyebrows. And the pimple on her chin says 16, the wrinkles under her arms say 40… hmmm

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    strasser
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    Definitely not much upstairs. But I like her!

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    spartacus
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    Snaaaarrrffff

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