Child-bride, if you actually believe she’s not at least 24, Courtney Stodden apparently talked erotically tweeted her “husband,” LOST star Doug Hutchinson into a trip to LA over the Labor Day weekend because here she is walking down Hollywood Blvd. where somehow the paparazzi were able to pick her out amongst a sea of women who look exactly like her. Although in their defense, these photos are kind of blurry, so more than likely Doug took them on his phone and sold them because I actually respect the paparazzi more than two people trying to land a reality series. On that note, I love how Courtney is carrying a coffee drink in one hand, cellphone in the other. It’s like she’s going down a checklist only to get to “Step 3. Sex Tape” and realize she boxed herself in with the “I’m only 16!” shenanigans. Then again, it’s not the like the Internet wouldn’t watch a sex tape that was nothing but the GIF below the cut because let’s stop kidding ourselves, everyone on here is a pedophile. I’ve done the pie charts.
Photos: INFdaily / GIF via BestWeekEver
That’s a MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Ansd I don’t mena a man like Blake livley who just looks like one in drag, I mean that is a fucking MAN who either had an operation or s tucking or something because that’s a fucking man. Not that there’s anything wromg with that but that was or still is technically a MAN.
Simply go to ;
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/courtney-stodden-the-16-year-old-bride
She just turned 17 and married “Tooms” is 51 kids! The Horror!
What” Is 16 the new 40?
There is no way in hell she is 16 or 17. But if I was 51 and bang her…. How many miles could she have on her?
I bet her odometer already rolled over and that’s how she sells herself as 16.
Just think what she is going to look like when she hits 51. I would not bang her then even with the fish dudes dick…
Move: Autistic Fluffer Battle Gulp
I’m not buying that she’s only 17…not even close. and I don’t mean that as “she looks way too sexy to be that young”…I mean “she looks 35 and way to used up and haggard to be 17″. It takes time to turn a teenage girl into soggy, saggy dicksock, longer than this one has had.
It’s because she’s a MAN. 17 year old boys dressed in drag tend to look super old.
someone should teach this child to wear shoes that FIT. those b.a.t.’s are hanging on for dear life.
Jesus, no kidding, holy ill-fitting shoes, Batman …
whassup, stripper?
You think she’d be able to afford some shoes that fit.
word.
fahking truth. nasty ass ho
She needs to stop wearing those nasty clear strap bra’s!!!
And what the FUCK is up with the terrycloth sunsuit?!? My mother wore one of those once – in the 60s!!
I had one of those terry cloth things too! I was seven.
And go braless like you??
Or, you know, wear a strapless bra
I once heard that wearing a strapless bra is like wearing a way-too-tight rubber band around your torso.
Yeahhh, the old “I was once heard ” line. They are rather uncomfortable though, as you have to buy it in a smaller size so it won’t fall down. That, or maybe I need some bigger boobs lol.
I was about to throw a fucking fit over those goddamn clear straps and say get a fucking strapless! I hate those things! You can still see them. They’re like damn bicycle reflectors for fuck’s sake.(no offense if you wear them, but seriously, they’re noticeable.)
@TomFrank: yes, I would say that statement is accurate. But I’d rather wear one than those tacky clear straps. I personally think they’re only ok if you’re some kind of performer or dancer and you DON’T wanna lose a tit. Otherwise, invest in a good strapless bra. Your fashion advice for the day, you are welcome! Love kimkimmery…
Whether she’s 16 or 60, that is one gross looking skank.
16 my ass.
She looks like every other stripper at the club that has been working for at least 8-10 years.
I bet she can put it down in the bedroom like nobody’s business though.
She is definitely a dirty bitch.
I wondered when this cheap skank would make an appearance on The Superficial, lol. Look at those “real” tits and that face that’s “never had any work done on it.” Filled lips, at least two nose jobs, huge fakers … I’d say she’s about, meh, 27 ?? She’s about as “16″ as Crystal is “24.” lol
she even looks beat for 27.
Why is Trump and the other birthers not demanding to see a birth certificate?
17 is her IQ..not her age.
I’d go with that … yeah.
Who is this?
Your mama.
I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.
There is something sexy about a woman who applies her eyebrows with black spray-paint.
I went to high school where a lot of the girls looked much older. One girl we called “The Narc” ’cause there was no way you’d believe she was 16 and my friends and I thought she was undercover police.
Courtney looks like she has meth face. I find this girl to be sad and depressing. She smacks of child sexual abuse victim not including the fact that her parents pimped her out to some old dude.
she completely looks like she was molested as a child…i would not doubt she has been.
@MJB The Narc; Bwhahahah that’s hilarious and cudos for being compassionate too, this girl is sad as hell, definitely been abused and everyone in her life is just using her. Also I am pretty sure she is a MAN and I’m not saying that to be mean.
Man, I hate terrycloth onesies. Those things are right up there with mom jeans, print vests and holiday sweaters.
There’s nothing wrong with a great holiday sweater as long as it has jingle bells and/or puff paint.
@Carrie: Bahahahaha! Fuckin puff paint. That’s hilarious. And you should wear them with stirrup leggings, matching socks with the pompoms on the back and Keds. White Keds of course.
lol that’s what I was going to say!
I am personally all for the trompe l’oeil holiday sweaters that you can actually interract with. Case in point: http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/christmas-sweater5.jpg
@jess: holy shit! Hahahaha! That’s awesome!
The girls like her that put the over-sexed vibe out there in public are usually duds behind close doors. They’re interested in attention from afar not action. My guess is the old soap opera actor she married isn’t getting anything.
what the fuck is going on with her armpits?
thats probably where the implants were “installed”.
What the fuck is with her makeup..look at her eyebrows she coudlnt even draw them on right…it looks like black crayon…I hate women who wear so much makeup like that, what are they hiding? Most women i know who wear clown makeup were either strippers or sexually abused when they were children…anyways, theres no way shes 16.,17, 18 she looks like a hard angry 40 something…
I skimmed that too fast and had a disturbing visual of a really slutty circus.
Gif = BOINNNNNG!
Wow. Marriage as a publicity stunt/career move. That’s never been done before.
plastic surgery + drugs + booze + sex with old men= THIS. Learn well, young girls!
someone find a picture of the back of her hands. there’s no surgery for those. e.g. christie brinkley.
http://likespor.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/courtney_stodden_18.jpg
http://clickbylavalife.wordpress.com/2011/08/24/whats-up-with-courtney-stodden/
Or Madonna and Priscilla Presley …
Every dude on here saying they wouldnt bang her is lying. Or gay. Half the women on this site would probably do her.
Dude of Dudes, get ready to see a lot of penises in your private sexing time. This thing is a MAN. Can you not tell a tranny froma real girl, Holy fuck how can everyoen be so gay adn blind she is a fucking MAN.
Meh, you seem obsessed with the idea that this is a man. Something you want to tell us?
I’m a girl so no nothing I want to tell you except I know the fucking difference between a real girl and a real MAN.
i get that buying clothes that are too small may make her look sluttier, but think she knows that buying shoes thar are too small doesn’t?
Those shoes are just cracking me up. Does this twat have any idea how stupid she looks, and how much we are all laughing at her?
I love the look on the face of the slope behind her.
Aren’t there any applicable laws that protect this kid from her ‘husband’, or at least social services that can attempt a rescue? This is just sick!
You mean, the laws that allow 16-year-olds to get married with parental consent? Nearly every state in the U.S. allows that.
pretty bad fake tan, fake tits, fake face, fake bitch..
If I was this girl’s mother I would ground her for at least a month for her inexcusable tweets. Then I’d ground her for life, for marrying Hutch.
An interesting legal question – she’s 16, so she’s a minor and hence jail bait in a lot of states. But she’s legally married, with parental consent.
So if a 16yo cheats on her 51yo husband with a 30yo guy – in a state where 16 is below age of consent – would the 30yo be charged for statutory rape?
In theory, he probably could be charged. In reality, though, I doubt any prosecutor would pursue the case.
It wouldn’t hold up once they see her zimmer frame and the glass of false teeth on her night stand.
Somewhere Dina Lohan is smacking her head: “Marriage at 16! Why didn’t I think of that? Ali’s just been SITTING there!”
Cut her leg off and count the rings to see how old she really is
Hah! Exactly. There is no way that train wreck is only 17!
Cut off her leg and count the rings to see how old she really is
Her husband saw her coming from a mile away. Like PT Barnum said there is a sucker born every minute. She’s a complete idiot and her parents should be thrown in jail.
What in the hell? Her toes are hanging at least an inch over the edge of those wedges.
more like 28 years old and a veteran exotic dancer at jeb’s trailer lodge bar.
That guy hugging his girlfriend while smiling at the underage transvestite is SO going to get an ear-full later.
Shame pervert, shame!
It’s time for America’s favorite new game show: spot the girl that was molested by an uncle!
I miss Heidi Montag :(
And always, in the background….
Am I the only one LOLing at the fat guy in the back?
I imagine him doing the Kool-Aid Man “OH YEAAAAAAAAAH” in his head checking out her ass in that romper.
What is Kim Jong Il doing behind her?
I know 30 year old women that look younger than her, an hotter, and classier… well everything that is opposite to a skank
Her face … can’t … unsee … her face …
no way is she 16!!