Courtney Stodden Goes to Hollywood

September 7th, 2011 // 97 Comments

Child-bride, if you actually believe she’s not at least 24, Courtney Stodden apparently talked erotically tweeted her “husband,” LOST star Doug Hutchinson into a trip to LA over the Labor Day weekend because here she is walking down Hollywood Blvd. where somehow the paparazzi were able to pick her out amongst a sea of women who look exactly like her. Although in their defense, these photos are kind of blurry, so more than likely Doug took them on his phone and sold them because I actually respect the paparazzi more than two people trying to land a reality series. On that note, I love how Courtney is carrying a coffee drink in one hand, cellphone in the other. It’s like she’s going down a checklist only to get to “Step 3. Sex Tape” and realize she boxed herself in with the “I’m only 16!” shenanigans. Then again, it’s not the like the Internet wouldn’t watch a sex tape that was nothing but the GIF below the cut because let’s stop kidding ourselves, everyone on here is a pedophile. I’ve done the pie charts.

Courtney Stodden GIF

Photos: INFdaily / GIF via BestWeekEver

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  1. Who dat

    That’s a MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

    Ansd I don’t mena a man like Blake livley who just looks like one in drag, I mean that is a fucking MAN who either had an operation or s tucking or something because that’s a fucking man. Not that there’s anything wromg with that but that was or still is technically a MAN.

  2. God is Black

    Simply go to ;
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/courtney-stodden-the-16-year-old-bride
    She just turned 17 and married “Tooms” is 51 kids! The Horror!

  3. Crabby Old Guy

    What” Is 16 the new 40?

  4. Jimbo

    There is no way in hell she is 16 or 17. But if I was 51 and bang her…. How many miles could she have on her?

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    CanuckCutie
    Commented on this photo:

    Move: Autistic Fluffer Battle Gulp

  6. I’m not buying that she’s only 17…not even close. and I don’t mean that as “she looks way too sexy to be that young”…I mean “she looks 35 and way to used up and haggard to be 17″. It takes time to turn a teenage girl into soggy, saggy dicksock, longer than this one has had.

  7. Any Guy

    someone should teach this child to wear shoes that FIT. those b.a.t.’s are hanging on for dear life.

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    TurkusMaximus
    Commented on this photo:

    whassup, stripper?

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    You think she’d be able to afford some shoes that fit.

  10. Suze

    She needs to stop wearing those nasty clear strap bra’s!!!

    • Satan's bitch

      And what the FUCK is up with the terrycloth sunsuit?!? My mother wore one of those once – in the 60s!!

    • Jimbo

      And go braless like you??

    • kimmykimkim

      I was about to throw a fucking fit over those goddamn clear straps and say get a fucking strapless! I hate those things! You can still see them. They’re like damn bicycle reflectors for fuck’s sake.(no offense if you wear them, but seriously, they’re noticeable.)

      • kimmykimkim

        @TomFrank: yes, I would say that statement is accurate. But I’d rather wear one than those tacky clear straps. I personally think they’re only ok if you’re some kind of performer or dancer and you DON’T wanna lose a tit. Otherwise, invest in a good strapless bra. Your fashion advice for the day, you are welcome! Love kimkimmery…

  11. Tom

    Whether she’s 16 or 60, that is one gross looking skank.

  12. Venom

    16 my ass.
    She looks like every other stripper at the club that has been working for at least 8-10 years.
    I bet she can put it down in the bedroom like nobody’s business though.
    She is definitely a dirty bitch.

  13. Jack Ketch

    I wondered when this cheap skank would make an appearance on The Superficial, lol. Look at those “real” tits and that face that’s “never had any work done on it.” Filled lips, at least two nose jobs, huge fakers … I’d say she’s about, meh, 27 ?? She’s about as “16″ as Crystal is “24.” lol

  14. Richard McBeef

    Why is Trump and the other birthers not demanding to see a birth certificate?

  15. Einstein

    17 is her IQ..not her age.

  16. Marley

    Who is this?

  17. I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.

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    Rebelminion
    Commented on this photo:

    There is something sexy about a woman who applies her eyebrows with black spray-paint.

  19. MJB

    I went to high school where a lot of the girls looked much older. One girl we called “The Narc” ’cause there was no way you’d believe she was 16 and my friends and I thought she was undercover police.
    Courtney looks like she has meth face. I find this girl to be sad and depressing. She smacks of child sexual abuse victim not including the fact that her parents pimped her out to some old dude.

    • Mark

      she completely looks like she was molested as a child…i would not doubt she has been.

    • Meh

      @MJB The Narc; Bwhahahah that’s hilarious and cudos for being compassionate too, this girl is sad as hell, definitely been abused and everyone in her life is just using her. Also I am pretty sure she is a MAN and I’m not saying that to be mean.

  20. Alex

    Man, I hate terrycloth onesies. Those things are right up there with mom jeans, print vests and holiday sweaters.

  21. NTT

    The girls like her that put the over-sexed vibe out there in public are usually duds behind close doors. They’re interested in attention from afar not action. My guess is the old soap opera actor she married isn’t getting anything.

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    V
    Commented on this photo:

    what the fuck is going on with her armpits?

  23. Mark

    What the fuck is with her makeup..look at her eyebrows she coudlnt even draw them on right…it looks like black crayon…I hate women who wear so much makeup like that, what are they hiding? Most women i know who wear clown makeup were either strippers or sexually abused when they were children…anyways, theres no way shes 16.,17, 18 she looks like a hard angry 40 something…

  24. Deacon Jones

    Gif = BOINNNNNG!

  25. tlmck

    Wow. Marriage as a publicity stunt/career move. That’s never been done before.

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    DC
    Commented on this photo:

    plastic surgery + drugs + booze + sex with old men= THIS. Learn well, young girls!

  27. stratacat

    someone find a picture of the back of her hands. there’s no surgery for those. e.g. christie brinkley.

  28. Dude of Dudes

    Every dude on here saying they wouldnt bang her is lying. Or gay. Half the women on this site would probably do her.

    • Meh

      Dude of Dudes, get ready to see a lot of penises in your private sexing time. This thing is a MAN. Can you not tell a tranny froma real girl, Holy fuck how can everyoen be so gay adn blind she is a fucking MAN.

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    Kay
    Commented on this photo:

    i get that buying clothes that are too small may make her look sluttier, but think she knows that buying shoes thar are too small doesn’t?

  30. Ranish

    Those shoes are just cracking me up. Does this twat have any idea how stupid she looks, and how much we are all laughing at her?

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    Mitch
    Commented on this photo:

    I love the look on the face of the slope behind her.

  32. Frank Burns

    Aren’t there any applicable laws that protect this kid from her ‘husband’, or at least social services that can attempt a rescue? This is just sick!

    • TomFrank

      You mean, the laws that allow 16-year-olds to get married with parental consent? Nearly every state in the U.S. allows that.

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    kingofbeer
    Commented on this photo:

    pretty bad fake tan, fake tits, fake face, fake bitch..

  34. jess

    If I was this girl’s mother I would ground her for at least a month for her inexcusable tweets. Then I’d ground her for life, for marrying Hutch.

  35. crazypants

    An interesting legal question – she’s 16, so she’s a minor and hence jail bait in a lot of states. But she’s legally married, with parental consent.

    So if a 16yo cheats on her 51yo husband with a 30yo guy – in a state where 16 is below age of consent – would the 30yo be charged for statutory rape?

    • TomFrank

      In theory, he probably could be charged. In reality, though, I doubt any prosecutor would pursue the case.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        It wouldn’t hold up once they see her zimmer frame and the glass of false teeth on her night stand.

  36. TomFrank

    Somewhere Dina Lohan is smacking her head: “Marriage at 16! Why didn’t I think of that? Ali’s just been SITTING there!”

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    Big Daddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Cut her leg off and count the rings to see how old she really is

  38. Big Daddy

    Cut off her leg and count the rings to see how old she really is

  39. Satan

    Her husband saw her coming from a mile away. Like PT Barnum said there is a sucker born every minute. She’s a complete idiot and her parents should be thrown in jail.

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    Krissy
    Commented on this photo:

    What in the hell? Her toes are hanging at least an inch over the edge of those wedges.

  41. zomgbie

    more like 28 years old and a veteran exotic dancer at jeb’s trailer lodge bar.

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    Karen
    Commented on this photo:

    That guy hugging his girlfriend while smiling at the underage transvestite is SO going to get an ear-full later.
    Shame pervert, shame!

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    celebutard
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s time for America’s favorite new game show: spot the girl that was molested by an uncle!

  44. Help

    I miss Heidi Montag :(

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    Commented on this photo:

    And always, in the background….

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    bootsy lee farnsworth
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one LOLing at the fat guy in the back?
    I imagine him doing the Kool-Aid Man “OH YEAAAAAAAAAH” in his head checking out her ass in that romper.

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    Nekkid Dawg
    Commented on this photo:

    What is Kim Jong Il doing behind her?

  48. Arzach

    I know 30 year old women that look younger than her, an hotter, and classier… well everything that is opposite to a skank

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    aristotrash
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face … can’t … unsee … her face …

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    laurine
    Commented on this photo:

    no way is she 16!!

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