Courtney Stodden Used To Look Like This

October 27th, 2011 // 267 Comments

Sorry for two Courtney Stodden posts today, but these pictures literally came across my desk (Easy…) right after the pumpkin patch fiasco, and they needed to be seen. What you’re looking at is not Chloe Sevigny, but a pre-Courtney Stodden Courtney Stodden before she found herself lured in by the seductive glow of tanning salons and essentially selling yourself into sexual slavery under the guise of child bridalry. And what’s great about these photos is you can actually see her devolve into a whore right in front of your eyes. It’s almost as if some sort of switch is flipped in young girls the minute they take a cellphone pic of themselves next to a toilet. Which judging by Courtney’s current age, probably took place around 1989 when she was a young girl of 18, locking herself in her room each night with a can of Aqua Net and dreaming of seducing anyone on TV. Literally anyone.

Photos: GSI Media

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    misella
    Commented on this photo:

    From Sears glamour shots to geriatric porn.

  2. James Wolfe

    Wow. sad. from cute and sweet to trash. Instant Miley Cyrus. The next Amy Winehouse.

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    Marnie
    Commented on this photo:

    How long do you think before the “My boobs are real. These pictures were taken before I was fully developed” statements begin?

    Oh wait, sorry… “My bodacious bubbly breasty boobs are rambunctiously restlessly real. These pure, playful, passionate pictures were tantalizingly, torridly taken before I was fully dangerously deliciously developed!”

  4. Courtney Stodden High School Facebook Photos Pre- Plastic Surgery Implants Tanning
    Marnie
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    This was clearly taken before digital cameras. When she was actually 17.

  5. forrest gump

    …………….Michael Jackson looked different too at the start of his moonwalk-career, folks!!

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    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Sad. She was actually cute, probably could have done commercial modeling but she kinda would have had to compete a lot. A LOT. Because so many girls look like her.

  7. tlmck

    She the new balloon boy.

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    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, sir, you can’t remove this; it’s a load-bearing Stodden.

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    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoever took these was a damn sight more talented than whoever is taking her pictures now.

  10. Courtney Stodden High School Facebook Photos Pre- Plastic Surgery Implants Tanning
    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    This girl really loves her some walls.

  11. Courtney Stodden High School Facebook Photos Pre- Plastic Surgery Implants Tanning
    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, ffs.

  12. Courtney Stodden High School Facebook Photos Pre- Plastic Surgery Implants Tanning
    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s where I take back what I said about the photographer.

  13. Courtney Stodden High School Facebook Photos Pre- Plastic Surgery Implants Tanning
    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    That girl is really, inexplicably, proud of her ass/this pose.

  14. Courtney Stodden High School Facebook Photos Pre- Plastic Surgery Implants Tanning
    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    Her reaction after her attempt to marry R Kelly went awry.

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    Swearin
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    Pretty sure this is a glimpse into the future of how the arrangement with her sugar daddy is going to end.

  16. Courtney Stodden High School Facebook Photos Pre- Plastic Surgery Implants Tanning
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    She was a slut back then too. The only difference with now is that today she looks like a porn star along with it.

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    Nora
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    Her parents should be placed in front of a firing squad for turning their CHILD into a prostitute. I hope they burn in hell.

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    JR
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    She used to be so beautiful. What happened to this girl ought to be filed under abuse.

    Bitch needs some serious therapy.

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    Manowl
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel like our universe splits into two parallel dimensions, starting with this pictures. From that point onwards, two realities diverge: in one, this girl took some good advice, and underwent some top notch surgery, to become Blake Lively. In the other, she became the skanky oompahloompah pumpkin handler known as Courtney Stodden.

  20. Courtney Stodden High School Facebook Photos Pre- Plastic Surgery Implants Tanning
    Commented on this photo:

    The exact moment the she started her descent from “somewhat inappropriate” to “bewilderingly trashy”.

  21. Courtney Stodden High School Facebook Photos Pre- Plastic Surgery Implants Tanning
    Commented on this photo:

    “moment she started her descent” I’m hearing the voice of my third grade teacher telling me to “check my work”. I’m dumb like that.

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    tbone mcgiggins
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t you have to be at least 16 to get a body piercing?

  23. Courtney Stodden High School Facebook Photos Pre- Plastic Surgery Implants Tanning
    staylor
    Commented on this photo:

    So if she is “REAL” now how come she has NO massive cleavage choking her out in these pics?? hmmmm….sherlock, we have solved the mystery!

    • Arkon

      That’s what make her claims so outrageous.

      Nobody in their right mind would believe that’s the result of natural growth and/or gravity-defying push-up bras.

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    staylor
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s practicing for her “UP AGAINST THE WALL” pose when she is arrested for theft to provide for her drug habit.

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    DrunkRussian
    Commented on this photo:

    I THINK this is the Cafe D’Arte at 1615 Northeast 15th Avenue, Portland, OR 97232. According to Google Street View, the neighborhood has changed a lot since these pics were taken. Point is I think these photos are a lot more than 2-4 years old.

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    Paul
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    she’s hot!

  27. Courtney Stodden High School Facebook Photos Pre- Plastic Surgery Implants Tanning
    DrunkRussian
    Commented on this photo:

    something doesn’t add up with this pic. either thats a really old camera (by todays standards) or she was 14-15 back in 2002. I thought it was a canon powershot but the hand-grip is on the wrong side.

  28. DrunkRussian

    OK in pic 12 outside a Caffe d’arte, the only google street view i could find that even remotely looks like where she is is at 1615 Northeast 15th Avenue, Portland, OR 97232. Now it looks like the neighborhood has changed since these pics were taken. more than three-four years ago, meaning that pic could be 7-9 years old.
    I dont know why but im obsessed with exposing this little bitch for the fraud she is. I’m guessing shes late 20s. The digital camera shes holding in the mirror is also circa 2002-4.

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    gwinnie
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    she’s friggin lame

  30. The Everlasting Know-it-all

    She was beautiful. WTH happened?

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    Me
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    Her parents ought to be shot…jebus that is saaaaaad!

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    Kitty purry
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ve never had plastic surgery”…

  33. The End Is Here

    .
    LOL — a blind man can see right through that girl’s phony behavior..

    She’s such an awful actress … that she actually practices … during her interviews … in front of her husband (and the world) … how she will ‘FAKE her ORGASMS’ for later..

    She is the WORST ‘beard’ (ooops .. no wait … I meant … ‘bride’ … yeah .. that’s what I meant … ‘bride’ … lol) EVER.

    ———-­———-­———-­–.

    Also … does anyone else wonder if Courtney Stodden may secretly be … the ‘prom-nigh­t bathroom-stall’ baby of … late televangel­ist ‘Tammy Faye Baker’?.

    Come on … just admit it … they both look a lot alike –- especiall­y ‘around the eyes’. LOL.
    .

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    Jenni
    Commented on this photo:

    wow .. that is sad .. she used to be really pretty and probably could have had success as an actress (if she could act?) .. now she is a joke and looks like a more cracked out version of pam andersen

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    Jess
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    Bitch can’t shoot a gun.

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    Shannon
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    Well on the upside, we now know she is only 99% fake. Her hair color appears to be real.

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    Lacy
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know which is more disturbing – the way she looks/acts now or the fact that (if she was 12 or 13 in these pictures) someone felt it was appropriate to take pictures of her posing so provocatively.

    • Charro

      Um…she’s 15 in these. Yes, about a year prior to meeting Doug. Quite the transformation in just over a year, eh?

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    licialicia
    Commented on this photo:

    What??? They said, they SWORE her breasts were real not FAKE!!!!! You mean they LIED to me? I can’t BELIEVE IT.

  39. VipTime

    well i have those same grey knee high socks in pics 2, 5, 12, 21 which i purchased at Target within the last 5 or 6 years. so it’s very possible she is about 12/13/14 in these pics. ugh i dont think i can wear them again!

    • VipTime

      i actually was making fun of her Friday and showing some of those youtube clips to my coworker. then i saw these photos and i felt kinda bad. i still think she is super gross… but that she was probably very influenced by her mother and society… something.. to be famous. ?? i just dont get it. hopefully she’ll realize she’s acting like a complete fool. but now that she’s gotten a taste of “fame” there’s prob no hope. too bad… she was cute girl.

  40. anon

    poor idiot. she used to be so cute, too.

  41. Jess

    Her breast look nothing like they do now. I’m sorry you don’t go from a A to DD within 6mths.

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    gorge bush
    Commented on this photo:

    ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡bitch teen!!!!!!!!!

  43. Courtney Stodden High School Facebook Photos Pre- Plastic Surgery Implants Tanning
    Commented on this photo:

    hey a ocean shores washington picture i miss the canal! :P

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    fandy
    Commented on this photo:

    her mother sold her as a sex slave, good thing she knows how to shoot a gun

  45. Courtney Stodden High School Facebook Photos Pre- Plastic Surgery Implants Tanning
    Sunny
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, I’m not a lucky girl who sprouted big boobs during puberty, but I think it’s safe to say most women don’t develop much after the age of 15 or so….most women I know who have very large chests began developing in 4th or 5th grade, so seeing these photos really makes me question them. I thought maybe she was really lucky if she was so open to having them scrutinized, but it doesn’t add up. What the hell happened to this girl in 2 or 3 years (allegedly) that she turned so bizarre?? It was before she met her now husband, so where the hell were her parents? Yeah, there’s a lot of parents out there who allow their kids to wear some pretty suspect things, but this is beyond understanding. She said she had to be home-schooled because she was so bullied for how she looked….I can see why, I would have had to throw out a “what the hell is wrong with you??” if I went to school with someone looking and acting like that. It’s not that girls are jealous, it’s that NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Charro

      I don’t recall her saying she was bullied at school, but that she feels bullied on the internet. Gee, put your sick and twisted ‘personal life’ (or publicity stunt) on FULL BLAST for the world to see, then act like a hurt little twit because everyone isn’t cheering? Her parents are the ones who pimped her out to Doug! They allegedly met online for one of his acting classes or seminars or whatever he was calling them!

    • KC

      Girl’s boobs grow way past 15. They stop somewhere between 18 and 25.

  46. jen

    that’s just sad. she was such a pretty kid, i think she kind of looks like evan rachel wood. to me it’s like looking at someone who is now 35-years-old and wondering ‘how did she get like this?’, to think it’s only been…like a year and she’s only 17 is unreal. she has to be on drugs or seriously mentally unstable.

  47. MichelleBB

    Speaking of which, how does Doug Stodden know when Courtney want sex? When the big hand touches the little hand! LOL

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    HohoeyGoey
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    Cute young lady, now she looks like she would have that skank smell about her lounge lizard or lot lizard waiting for a fresh batch of truckers to blow and bamboozle.

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    candy man
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    There she was…the 27th best looking girl in her 9th grade class.

    • Charro

      She was home schooled through a “Christian Academy”…therefore, not out among real, regular kids, and couldn’t tell anyone daddy was touching her no-no places. Then again, I don’t blame them…the schools here are shit.

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    ellie
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    The one on the left has an engagement ring… assuming they are all around the same age, thats one lucky 9 year old

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