Sorry for two Courtney Stodden posts today, but these pictures literally came across my desk (Easy…) right after the pumpkin patch fiasco, and they needed to be seen. What you’re looking at is not Chloe Sevigny, but a pre-Courtney Stodden Courtney Stodden before she found herself lured in by the seductive glow of tanning salons and essentially selling yourself into sexual slavery under the guise of child bridalry. And what’s great about these photos is you can actually see her devolve into a whore right in front of your eyes. It’s almost as if some sort of switch is flipped in young girls the minute they take a cellphone pic of themselves next to a toilet. Which judging by Courtney’s current age, probably took place around 1989 when she was a young girl of 18, locking herself in her room each night with a can of Aqua Net and dreaming of seducing anyone on TV. Literally anyone.
Photos: GSI Media
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The poster behind her might be from the 1996 Movie, The Arrival.
1996!!!!!!! I may be wrong but looks like it! Cant fig out the other poster.
Haha and I thought it looked like a poster for a W.A.S.P concert.
Not The Arrival in pic #7, but I see how you think that, with the black in the middle of the two shafts of blue. Whatever movie that is, it looks like it has two co-stars (rather than just Charlie Sheen), with each star’s billing underneath what may or may not be his face. And it looks like they fought over top billing, since the name on the right is higher than the one on the left.
i’m pretty sure that pic #7 was from 2007/2008 cause unless im wrong thats the 2 dvd covers for transformers
http://cdn.screenrant.com/images/transformers-posters-thumb.jpg
Yes…I think you’re right. The black bar in the middle is a space between the two (misaligned) posters.
Well. This should put to rest all the “she’s not 17!” comments now. It won’t, but it should.
HA!
lol, her tits are totally real you guyz, she just went through a growth spurt
yeah, she makes me grow and spurt too
Ahahahah!
I’d say she’s 31 or 32.
This is rocking my world. I thought her boobs were “rill.” What’s next? Are you gonna tell me she doesn’t really love her 51-year-old husband?
Im about 30 years old. All of her clothes scream 1999 Britney Spears! Which would make her 16ish in the pics. Now that makes more sense!
“And heere ve see ze Stodden begin her metamorphosis into zee Stodden of today. Note zee pursed duck lips, the tilted head attempting coyness, zee vast expanses of naked flesh. She has not yet begun the silicone enhancement phase of her transformation but ve will observe ze next steps once ve have injected her vis the Iguana DNA and zee change progresses…”
Actually, she does look like she’s had a boob job in some of these picks. The shots where she’s in a blue tanking bending forward – her breasts have the roundness and they’re too far apart to be natural. She must’ve gone back and got bigger implants later.
fap, fap, fap.
what picture you referring to?
what pic?
#7
Barbizon.
I could literally feel my IQ drop and my interest in brass poles raise as I flipped through those pics.
What is it about brick walls that makes them so god damn’ sexy?!
wow, she looks absolutely perfect here – what possesses women to think the fake tits, fake tan and all that makes them look better? OK, I’ll concede the painted on fake ab lines are hot, but the rest of it is a waste.
that camcorder is like 20 years old… and she looks 14 in that picture… the math doesn’t add up here…
…ummm, 20 years old?
In these pics, I would def spooge all over her face.
She actually looks normal & cute in those pics. I guess she watched a marathon of paris hilton or kuntrashian reality shows & became a slore (new word I saw on this site yesteray; combines slut & whore into one fantastic word) overnight…
Looks like she has already started working out, judging by the shape of her tummy vs. her friends … some of the tops and shoes she’s wearing in all these shots say “about 2004″ to me … and she ain’t 9 years old in these pix.
And the jewelry. Which says late 90s to me.
The whole thing strikes me as an amateurish modeling portfolio. Maybe she’s a failed model just very desperate for fame, so she and her mother came up with “some ideas” to promote her. And it turned into a great big joke.
Indeed. I think this answers the question whether the Courtney Stodden of today has been surgically enhanced.
Her mother makes me die inside. What kind of mother lets or even worse encourages her teenage daughter, a MINOR for crying out loud, to get breast implants? Even Dina Lohan didn’t stoop that low…
Nah, she preferred the type of plastic surgery that makes you look like an emaciated, detoxing prostitute for her lovely daughter.
she didn’t have to. Lindsey may be a shit-ton of awful fakery in many aspects…but those breasts are real. and they are fabulous.
Doesn’t anybody remember why we liked LiLo in the first place?
Breasts, that is
No i dont remember why we liked LiLo
brick walls and grotty metal stairs; this girl was born classy!
did she get dressed in the dark, or is she really that sartorially clueless? Hmmm no wonder she hardly wears anything nowadays; she hasn’t got the faintest idea HOW to dress!
It’s pretty consistent with how she dresses now — what she (or, god help me, her parent) *imagines* dirty old men would want jailbait to wear.
i remember those skirts AND sweaters both being in style for a brief period. i was in 8th grade- 2002. i would put money on this photo being 9 years old.
She was just so beautiful! What happened??
I think this answers the question whether the Courtney Stodden of today has been surgically enhanced.
Her mother makes me die inside. What kind of mother lets or even worse encourages her teenage daughter, a MINOR for crying out loud, to get breast implants? Even Dina Lohan didn’t stoop that low…
Er … was that a joke? About Dina? Because …
I was under the impression that Lindsay, at least for *most* of her career, had a naturally large bust. They came in pretty early, & only recently have I suspected she may have done something to them, as they changed ‘shape’ all the sudden.
white slavery, that’s all I have to say.
Someone call SVU! They’re really good at this shit. They could solve this in an hour.
No way these pics are from the ’90′s. Some of the clothes are definitely old, I would say 2005 ish.
the britney-skirt says 10 years ago and she looks to be about 16 or 17 (and 1000 times BETTER!!) so my math says she’s been doing some HARD (legal)drinking for at LEAST the past 5 years!!
Eh, her current style is at LEAST 10 years behind everyone else too, so these pics actually just confirm her inability to navigate the tricky world of fashion. (PS Court, it goes like this: go to news stand -> peruse magazine/s aimed at your age demographic -> buy trendy shit as displayed -> look like every other chick)
hahaha! true, her “current style” consisting of the daisy dukes and dirty white hooker boots… she must be wading through her hubby’s stack of old magazines for fashion tips!
she looks like she has aged atleast 25 years since then which would put her at 40.
that mirror is filthy.
her right hand looks fricking HUGE here!
She was still a puppy; hadn’t grown into her hands yet.
If she is 13 in these pics I want to know WTF they are putting in our chicken. “KFC, it’s finger lickin good and will give your 10 year old her period.”
@ Clown Shoes: You’re exactly right. The abnormal growth of a lot of girls these days is due to the growth hormones they put into our meat. Parents! Don’t raise your children on fast food. Learn to fucking cook! That goes for Mom and Dad.
I am a 26 year old woman and the clothes she wears look to be pre 2006… im not sure what that means for her age, MAYBE they were taken 2006 and she could have been 12 (it is possible, i have seen 12 year olds who look reallllyyy mature and could pass for 17) soooo maybeeee she really is 17 and just gross looking. Her body looks very small and prepubescent, her hips and thighs and butt look tiny compared to now.
The more likely scenario is that she is closer to my age and I would place her at 20-24…
You really are in denial.
Hello Barbizon School of Modeling reject! Those are some of the worst fake modeling pictures I’ve ever seen.
…her hands are huge.
Wow she was cute. I guess this is what happens when impressionable young girls get brainwashed by the media.
Wow, see this one and the next two or three – growth spurt in the boobs is at least conceivable. I’m pretty sure your nose doesn’t get smaller over the course of puberty. She had a major nosejob.
Jesus christ, she was actually beautiful. Now she looks well, what she looks like. Terrible.
How much time do you think her creepy old husband spent in Thailand before hooking up with her famewhore parents?
Look at the size of that camcorder! Yes, CAMCORDER! No one’s used one of them since the before Al Gore invented breathing. This bitch has gotta be at LEAST 60.
All jokes aside…she looks like a very pretty young girl here. I truly think there has been some shady shit in her history (not to mention her present) that made her turn out to be such a ridiculous whore-tard.
Ding! That’s what’s freaking/creeping a lot of us out right now. She’s an easy target for snark, but she’s likely an innocent victim of her parents’ dreams and Doug’s desires.
You’re exactly right! Her sick mother is her manager! And also signed off for her to marry Doug the BIG movie star! Ha what a joke. He will never work again. I don’t know what the do for money. I’m sure they got a little for couples therapy tv show?!
but you can’t deny the girl was hot… BEFORE.
I bet the license plate on her first car will read *1AHO*
why does she always look like she has to go to the bathroom??? is it some type of residual effect from all the pics these girls take of themselves IN the bathroom or what?? don’t get it…..
Smoothies really move the mail.
This has an awkward pedophiliac feel to it.
Story of her life.
The photographer is a bit sick in the head. Asking a preteen/teen to lift up her skirt? Really? Can we say exploitation? Ew.
Yeah totally thinking the same thing. This photog should be flagged to the police, maybe get his compy checked… what a scumbag.
i thought i’d never live to see these pics. its safe to say completely ruined herself, she used to be so pretty…its tragic, really.
Courtney and Doug laughed off the widespread view that her voluptuous body is fake.
“It’s real,” she said.
“It’s rill, head to toe…. R-I-double L.”
“Courtney’s plastic surgeon was God,” Doug quipped.
“Thank you, Jesus,” Courtney said.
LOL-what a joke!!!