Kinda had a feeling she’d win this one. Just something in my gut.
Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner
Courtney Stodden Wins ‘Most Dressed Like A Unicorn With Tits Standing Next To King Creepy Husband/Dad Of Molestercenshire’
October 31st, 2012 // 68 Comments
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Halloween is the only day of the year that this woman dresses appropriately.
Fuck off, taco muncher.
Kelly Bundy has aged well, but Al looks like shit.
applegate is 10 times hotter than that slunt and 10 years older, but applegate looks 10 years younger.
Applegate is 40. Stodden is 18. Do the math!
AND Applegate had breast cancer. Dam.
still subscribing to that “She’s 18″ thing I see.
The saline bags might be around 18.
LOL you are right McBeef…. I was assuming this broad is actually the age she says she is.
Donald Trump needs to start a campaign to see HER birth certificate.
I’m not sure if your choice of words/spelling was intentional or not… regardless, “slunt” is my new favourite word. :)
Okay, glad I’m not the only one who thought this. Her new face makes her look an awful lot like Christina Applegate.
She looks like Phyllis Diller (rip)
Ok glad I’m not the only one who thought she got a new face.
(What? I can’t always keep up. Sometimes I have to do other stuff besides slag off celebrities.)
Ew.
Wow…I knew the surgeries would completely change how Heidi looked, but who knew the stress would make Spencer look like this! Yikes…
If there were truly a just and fair God, these two would live in FingerSkunk Pennsylvania. She would spend her nights wiping herpes off of brass poles with crumpled singles stuffed in her twat by Fish, while he would be found dead from a drug overdose in the van he lived in that smelled like children’s toys and hate.
That’s a a lovely story. Tell it to me again, daddy! Please tell it to me again!
Give it time. Your scenario seems inevitable.
*Snort!* FingerSkunk. xD
Fun fact: Stodden’s husband was the guy who played Eugene Victor Tooms on the X-Files, the creepy stretchy fellow who ate peoples’ livers and hibernated. I expect you to make Tooms references from now on, Fish.
Everybody knows that. Everybody has always known that.
They are a never-ending sea of Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…………………………….
Who would invite them to a Party?
Actually, if you look closely they appear to simply be standing in a parking lot. So basically it’s a crock or it’s one of those parties where people pass a bottle of malt liquor around behind a 7-11.
never thought i’d say this but that picture is kinda cute
Damn, I gotta stop driving around elementary schools in my white van before I end up like this guy.
She’s got some city miles on her.
Can someone tell me when this pedobear and cuntess appear on The Superficial? 6 months+ and I can’t recognize her fucken face because of WTF surgery,truely sad even for a 30 yr old.(No I don’t believe the 17yr old BS)
she’s a horny whorse.
har har.
No plastic surgery, MY ASS !!!
*BARF*
I bet her horn smells like his ass.
The Prince of Pederasty and the Plastic Pony.
“Ladies and gentleman, i present Lord Douchealot and Lady Guinevenereal.”
So *that’s* what unicorn farts smell like!!
This is the most clothes I’ve seen on the mini-tramp in a long time.
She considered that situation and compensated by ditching her panties.
“My horn can pierce this guy!”
(If you don’t watch The Office, click this li—aaaah, screw it, it’s too far to go for too lame a joke.)
I’m sorry but who is this again I do remember someone who went by the name Courtney Stodden but this is clearly not her. I mean she had a different face come on guys do your research gosh. I thought I was suppose to take a right to get out of Buttfucksville.
I don’t think it’s the same girl either. Hollywood is a really fucking weird place, I wouldn’t even try to guess what this shit is all about. But the new girl is way hotter at least!
I’m sorry, but I would nail her skanky ass to the wall. Grudgefuck city.
I agree with you Don. These posers on here couldn’t get a piece of ass like this at a whore house. I’d drop the bottom out of this slut and send the videotape to old man river (her husband/dad).
I, too, would nail her skanky ass to a wall, but I’d do it with an actual nail gun.
Putting on the minimum of 15 condoms that are required to grudge-fuck her safely is just too time consuming.
For some reason Courtneys face looks different, her nose seems smaller & her facial features have changed! Does anyone know if she had work done? She’s not that attractive as it is & her behavior makes her look even more ugly, sorry but I’m keeping it real. I have no problem giving compliments to women, men ect…. but Courtney is a different story! Also I’ve been thinking about Courtneys parents & how they were ok with their under aged daughter being with someone Dougs age. I hate to say it but Courtney probably was sexually abused by someone in her family, who knows maybe her dad, I know thats horrible to say but come on theres a reason why they use the word minor in order for the parents to make all their kids decisions, since kids aren’t able to. Her parents could have delayed the marriage for a few yrs & then give their blessings. I know age is just a # but something like this it should be a big deal.
You must be new. You’re over thinking this – she’s a whore, and he’s a pedo – no sense in trying to look for logic. (ps: LOTS OF PLASTIC SURGERY ON THAT FACE, yep yep).
I’m sorry Courtney looks horrible & if Doug truly loves her he shouldv’e allowed her to leave the hse looking like that.lol omg Courtney needs help asap
She looks high & its only a matter of time before she starts doing porn, unless she’s already doing it!!!! lol
“I have a bug bite on this one. It’s really itchy. I like doggies. I have my own phone. Where’s dad?”
For one she looks terrified he’s kissing her and two… hunny if you’re going to wear red lipstick you should make sure it’s not on your teeth!
Love that she’s trying to be sexy as hell and the main focus is the lipstick on her teeth! Always run your tongue across you’re teeth BEFORE you smile just in case! Amateur!
So gross and such a joke. Delusional, sad fucks.
This couple makes me so mad, people continue to take pictures of them and dragging out their 15 minutes of fame which should be called their 15 minutes of shame. I’m not a just a jealous woman that is “jealous” of this girl, I’m a 28 year old, good looking woman. This is a teenager married to a way older man, that has his full sized barbie doll all to himself (well until she finds another guy that she might make her famous). I was a bartender at a strip club and they wear the same thing at work that she does in real life, strippers don’t even wear their club clothes outside of the club. The best thing is she might look like she’s older now (which is good when you are only 18) but in ten years she’s going to look ten years older then that. So by the time she reaches 40 no plastic surgery will be able to fix her. Doug you are sick in the head and Courtney please put some clothes on and get a real job or just go work where your clothing suggests you do anyways.
Meanwhile, at EDC…
OMG that is too funny and so true!
This couple is beyond creepiness.
I like her. Too many ugly women in hollywood anyways.
Better than Kardashians but kendall jenner makes a cock hard.
Why aren’t her tits the focus of her costume?
Looks like someone drew his eyebrows on with a melted chocolate bar?
The lesson here is that if she truly had fake tits, she wouldn’t need a bra. And yet, there it is, in all of its clear strappy beauty.
Isn’t she a vision of loveliness? :)
Dear Hollywood Brain Donor Recipients,
Halloween was originally an Irish feast new year holiday that involved the dead passing from the realm of the living to the afterlife. People wore costumes as disguises from the dead who traveled to the afterlife.
- You ALL look like idiots.
She looks like that chick from Married with Children. Still ugly, but in a different way.
spot on. christina applegate
Is your full name Eugene Victor Tooms?
I’m pretty sure they can’t afford plastic surgery.
Proof that she stuffs her tits beyond belief! She’s wearing TWO bras and who knows how many used condoms she has stuffed in there!
Hey, so it’s official! Unicorns do shit rainbows!
Tits cure all son. Don’t you know that?