Courtney Stodden Wins ‘Most Dressed Like A Unicorn With Tits Standing Next To King Creepy Husband/Dad Of Molestercenshire’

October 31st, 2012 // 69 Comments

Kinda had a feeling she’d win this one. Just something in my gut.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Halloween is the only day of the year that this woman dresses appropriately.

  2. Kelly Bundy has aged well, but Al looks like shit.

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    YoMamma
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    Ew.

  4. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Unicorn Halloween Costume Doug Hutchison
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow…I knew the surgeries would completely change how Heidi looked, but who knew the stress would make Spencer look like this! Yikes…

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    angerinside
    Commented on this photo:

    If there were truly a just and fair God, these two would live in FingerSkunk Pennsylvania. She would spend her nights wiping herpes off of brass poles with crumpled singles stuffed in her twat by Fish, while he would be found dead from a drug overdose in the van he lived in that smelled like children’s toys and hate.

  6. Bob The Fish

    Fun fact: Stodden’s husband was the guy who played Eugene Victor Tooms on the X-Files, the creepy stretchy fellow who ate peoples’ livers and hibernated. I expect you to make Tooms references from now on, Fish.

  7. Shoebacca

    They are a never-ending sea of Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…………………………….

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    coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Who would invite them to a Party?

    • cc

      Actually, if you look closely they appear to simply be standing in a parking lot. So basically it’s a crock or it’s one of those parties where people pass a bottle of malt liquor around behind a 7-11.

  9. xxx

    never thought i’d say this but that picture is kinda cute

  10. Damn, I gotta stop driving around elementary schools in my white van before I end up like this guy.

  11. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Unicorn Halloween Costume Doug Hutchison
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    She’s got some city miles on her.

  12. Can someone tell me when this pedobear and cuntess appear on The Superficial? 6 months+ and I can’t recognize her fucken face because of WTF surgery,truely sad even for a 30 yr old.(No I don’t believe the 17yr old BS)

  13. Romi

    she’s a horny whorse.

    har har.

  14. Jack Ketch

    No plastic surgery, MY ASS !!!

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    Jack Ketch
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    *BARF*

  16. I bet her horn smells like his ass.

  17. cc

    The Prince of Pederasty and the Plastic Pony.

  18. JC

    “Ladies and gentleman, i present Lord Douchealot and Lady Guinevenereal.”

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    phffft...
    Commented on this photo:

    So *that’s* what unicorn farts smell like!!

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    Jade
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    This is the most clothes I’ve seen on the mini-tramp in a long time.

  21. “My horn can pierce this guy!”

    (If you don’t watch The Office, click this li—aaaah, screw it, it’s too far to go for too lame a joke.)

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    nilf
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry but who is this again I do remember someone who went by the name Courtney Stodden but this is clearly not her. I mean she had a different face come on guys do your research gosh. I thought I was suppose to take a right to get out of Buttfucksville.

    • mismy

      I don’t think it’s the same girl either. Hollywood is a really fucking weird place, I wouldn’t even try to guess what this shit is all about. But the new girl is way hotter at least!

  23. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Unicorn Halloween Costume Doug Hutchison
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    I’m sorry, but I would nail her skanky ass to the wall. Grudgefuck city.

    • Mario Starr

      I agree with you Don. These posers on here couldn’t get a piece of ass like this at a whore house. I’d drop the bottom out of this slut and send the videotape to old man river (her husband/dad).

    • I, too, would nail her skanky ass to a wall, but I’d do it with an actual nail gun.

      Putting on the minimum of 15 condoms that are required to grudge-fuck her safely is just too time consuming.

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    loulou38
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    For some reason Courtneys face looks different, her nose seems smaller & her facial features have changed! Does anyone know if she had work done? She’s not that attractive as it is & her behavior makes her look even more ugly, sorry but I’m keeping it real. I have no problem giving compliments to women, men ect…. but Courtney is a different story! Also I’ve been thinking about Courtneys parents & how they were ok with their under aged daughter being with someone Dougs age. I hate to say it but Courtney probably was sexually abused by someone in her family, who knows maybe her dad, I know thats horrible to say but come on theres a reason why they use the word minor in order for the parents to make all their kids decisions, since kids aren’t able to. Her parents could have delayed the marriage for a few yrs & then give their blessings. I know age is just a # but something like this it should be a big deal.

    • Tron

      You must be new. You’re over thinking this – she’s a whore, and he’s a pedo – no sense in trying to look for logic. (ps: LOTS OF PLASTIC SURGERY ON THAT FACE, yep yep).

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    loulou38
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    I’m sorry Courtney looks horrible & if Doug truly loves her he shouldv’e allowed her to leave the hse looking like that.lol omg Courtney needs help asap

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    loulou38
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    She looks high & its only a matter of time before she starts doing porn, unless she’s already doing it!!!! lol

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    Tillman
    Commented on this photo:

    “I have a bug bite on this one. It’s really itchy. I like doggies. I have my own phone. Where’s dad?”

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    notamolester
    Commented on this photo:

    For one she looks terrified he’s kissing her and two… hunny if you’re going to wear red lipstick you should make sure it’s not on your teeth!

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    notamolester
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    Love that she’s trying to be sexy as hell and the main focus is the lipstick on her teeth! Always run your tongue across you’re teeth BEFORE you smile just in case! Amateur!

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    Gag
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    So gross and such a joke. Delusional, sad fucks.

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    shawnamiya
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    This couple makes me so mad, people continue to take pictures of them and dragging out their 15 minutes of fame which should be called their 15 minutes of shame. I’m not a just a jealous woman that is “jealous” of this girl, I’m a 28 year old, good looking woman. This is a teenager married to a way older man, that has his full sized barbie doll all to himself (well until she finds another guy that she might make her famous). I was a bartender at a strip club and they wear the same thing at work that she does in real life, strippers don’t even wear their club clothes outside of the club. The best thing is she might look like she’s older now (which is good when you are only 18) but in ten years she’s going to look ten years older then that. So by the time she reaches 40 no plastic surgery will be able to fix her. Doug you are sick in the head and Courtney please put some clothes on and get a real job or just go work where your clothing suggests you do anyways.

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    Pickles
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    Meanwhile, at EDC…

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    tom
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    This couple is beyond creepiness.

  34. true

    I like her. Too many ugly women in hollywood anyways.

    Better than Kardashians but kendall jenner makes a cock hard.

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    YEs
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    Why aren’t her tits the focus of her costume?

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    Alison
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    Looks like someone drew his eyebrows on with a melted chocolate bar?

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    Alison
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    The lesson here is that if she truly had fake tits, she wouldn’t need a bra. And yet, there it is, in all of its clear strappy beauty.

  38. Joe Mahma

    Dear Hollywood Brain Donor Recipients,

    Halloween was originally an Irish feast new year holiday that involved the dead passing from the realm of the living to the afterlife. People wore costumes as disguises from the dead who traveled to the afterlife.

    - You ALL look like idiots.

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    ghost
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    She looks like that chick from Married with Children. Still ugly, but in a different way.

  40. Blackies

    Is your full name Eugene Victor Tooms?

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    Kess
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    I’m pretty sure they can’t afford plastic surgery.

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    Your mom
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    Proof that she stuffs her tits beyond belief! She’s wearing TWO bras and who knows how many used condoms she has stuffed in there!

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    icky
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    Hey, so it’s official! Unicorns do shit rainbows!

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    Skeets
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    Tits cure all son. Don’t you know that?

  45. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Unicorn Halloween Costume Doug Hutchison
    D-chi
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    I need that unicorn hat for reals.

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