Nope. Nothing phallic here.
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HAHAHAHA…what idiots. She looks like a tranny and he could out-gay a feather…
I look forward to her being my server at The Tilted Kilt in a year, and he’ll be busing the tables.
Why does do that dumb-fuck thing with her mouth in every picture?
Why does *she do that dumb-fuck thing with her mouth in every picture?
I think you’re just talking about her face. That’s just her face.
I love this little slut. She is slutty and she embraces it.
I am praying that she eats the Kardashians’ lunch and does to them what they did to Paris.
I have a feeling the Courtney Stodden ride is going to be epic. If she teams up with Lindsay, now that would be one hell of a show.
Couldn’t agree more.
OMG I LOVE THEM!!! FAVORITE COUPLE OF 2011.
Must be refreshing to finally get to put HER finger in a hole for a change.
Courtney misses her mommy and Doug is willing to do whatever it takes to have sex with a minor.
god damn that has to be one of the ugliest 17 year olds i have ever seen, shes going to look just like him in like 5 maybe 10 years
Please stop posting these 2, they make me sick. Literally.
Well, they draw us to these articles like flies to shit.
haha, nice simile
I suddenly feel like I need to shower…
Doug looks like a blonde Khloe Kardashian.
Are y’all sure that aint Dina Lohan on the left!?
he’s a crossdresser who worships her teen ass and look and she does him in the butt. he is her sugar daddy, he does everything for her and worships her womanliness…you see, because he wants to feel what its like to be her, he wants to be her, and to have her close is next best so he will do all to keep her near. typical crossdresser. nothing to worry about.
halloween was the perfect excuse to crossdress in public, look how damn happy he is.
NO NO NO – No More of this skank! Child protective services needs to come take this girl, slap her mother, jail her pedophile husband and put her in intensive whore removal therapy!!
Yes! If she truly is 17, just because her parents allowed her to be a child bride does not mean it’s at all appropriate for her and her husband to be parading around her teenaged ass.
whatever. i don’t care about them. but they’re entertaining. so. whatever.
Aah, what the hell!!! I’d do the time for doing her.
It’s not illegal to do a 27-year-old.
Don’t know if i should feel sorry for him or not. He’s either going through some sort of Sheen like breakdown fuelled by crazy pussy or he’s the dirty old man living the dream of getting barely legal ass. Pussy whipped or groomer?
He’s definitely not helping his career with all this you would have thought, while she is taking the recently tried and tested path to making it big by making an exhibition of herself.
How long before she can ‘leak’ the tape of her pegging him?
I’ve always wondered what a hooker would wear for Halloween.
Sugar Daddy. Now that’s classy. At least he knows his place.
so which ones which?
Damn! Dude looks like Stifler’s mom!
He should’ve dressed as Pedobear.
HaHa, that would have been great.
Wait! *panting* did someone already make the “which one is which” joke?? Am I too late?? i’m too late aren’t I? Damn it
Was this actually a halloween costume or was he just trying to show her what she will look like in 10 years? Just asking…
so…these two are obviously the poor man’s answer to heidi and spencer, right?
Who are these stupid people??
LOLOLOL you don’t wanna know, trust me.
40 pictures of this? I hate these two so much.
I wonder how much they charge Doug to post all this crap on here?
every Dumb & Slim woman can do this.
……..EVEN PARIS H.!!
June 2011: Lucky guy
Oct 2011: Poor guy
who is their personal photographer? and how do they sleep at night with all the fucked up shit they are experiencing firsthand?
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i think his face is actually prettier…
Because he looks his age.
Doug’s never looked better.
The day I dress my guy up like a girl and continue to have sex with him is the day you all should have me committed.
Fuck remember when stupid whores used to be legal… and actually hot.
Seriously there are better trophy wives and child brides out there. He got jipped.
Also he was nicer legs then her HA!
The one on the right is a tranny.
This is an elaborate publicity stunt. She hasn’t been 16 since probably 1987.
what trash! absolutely skanky!
nothing but a bimbo!
congratulations your a whore!
That’s not a costume…
It’s only picture 11 and I already want a bath…
Do they live in some crappy apartment complex?
I say yes.
This chick looks like a 40 year old tramp/prostitute.
Pull your fu**ing skirt down hoe, or wear ‘proper’ clothing.
Your 17 for goodness sake, your gonna regret life later on when you realize how much of your ‘teen years’ you’ve missed out on. Bet ya her mum got her to marry this pedo for the money anyways, cause normal mothers would not let their ‘teen’ daughter marry a 51 year old. :} It’s so sad that she thinks shes hot, and girls are jealous of her. Pffft lmao im 15 and I couldn’t give 2 fuc*s about her!
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Couldn’t he at least have shaved his legs?
OHHH I get it….the Wayans brothers are filming White Chicks 2!
I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.
Wait.
Man, these two ladies look busted.
If you’re trying to make your bewbs look bigger, you don’t wear a big ass black bra under a tiny white shirt. You wear a white bra so that it looks real! Trust me I know I used to be part of the itty-bitty tittie committee
The pad she uses for stuffing her bra is showing, also if they were really that big and perky why wear a bra at all?