Courtney Stodden got evicted from Celebrity Big Brother last night. And since I don’t know what any of that means or if matters to a single person, I posted pics of her big fake breasts anyway and will simply assume this is all some sort of British Parliamentary procedure where Baby Prince George Alexander Chrysanthemum Buttersnatch decides who lives or dies by the flipping of his bird. And now that I just typed all that, I will sue the tea right out of your biscuits if you steal my idea, BBC. Don’t think I forgot the time I pitched you Scarf Doctor And The Time Box That’s Also A Phone, you cheeky bahstards.
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