Courtney Stodden Got Evicted From ‘Celebrity Big Brother,’ God Save The Queen

September 12th, 2013 // 29 Comments

Courtney Stodden got evicted from Celebrity Big Brother last night. And since I don’t know what any of that means or if matters to a single person, I posted pics of her big fake breasts anyway and will simply assume this is all some sort of British Parliamentary procedure where Baby Prince George Alexander Chrysanthemum Buttersnatch decides who lives or dies by the flipping of his bird. And now that I just typed all that, I will sue the tea right out of your biscuits if you steal my idea, BBC. Don’t think I forgot the time I pitched you Scarf Doctor And The Time Box That’s Also A Phone, you cheeky bahstards.

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  1. DMO

    “Courtney Stodden, this is a SERIOUS show! Get out!”

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    Fresh & Natural

  3. Smapdi

    Don’t think its over, Britain. We still have Farrah Abraham, Sydney Leathers, and a few Lohans that we are looking to dump on another country.

  4. elephantman

    Just show em and get it over with!

  5. Hugh Jass

    They threw off Screech a few episodes ago. I didn’t recognize any other names from the cast (I only heard of Courtney Stodden because of this site). Maybe they got rid of all of the worthless Americans on the show and are only left with worthless Brits.

  6. Worthless Shitheads come in all colors and countries.Doucheness and mediocrity are all the same in the world.

  7. Obviously, she was just too classy for the British audience.

  8. I’m guessing this was in the UK? Kinda left out that lil tit-bit.

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    Josephus
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    I don’t know how they did it. I can never get the arms on my blow-up doll to move like that.

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    Bonky
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    I want this woman in the filthiest way possible.

  11. Celebrity Big Brother?

    Is the name supposed to be ironic?

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    cc
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    She looks like she’s about to say something really smart.

  13. Abandon All Hope

    What’s the over/under on a sex tape of her and that jagoff husband of hers being “leaked” online? I’m going with 6 months and I’ll take the under because, after all, Christmas is coming.

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    BobTheBob
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    I honestly think she would be attractive if she stopped with the makeup and giant teased bottle blonde hair

    • agreed. but her molester is so cheap we can see her weave, she wears the same cheap shoes all the time and he makes her shop at Conway for clothes. oh, and the hideous boobs came with his happy meal.

  15. Still wondering why you never showed her topless photos on here since you basically made her?

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    amanda
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    She looks like a “female” Russel Brand

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    KingKong
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    That weave……

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    She’s starting to become attractive to me. First Miley and now her. What the fuck is happening to me? I spend way too much time here. I blame you for this, Fish!

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    Mark consuelos
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    when did Kelly Ripa get implants?

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    Wow, love the artificial fuck-knots in her hair.

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    can that cheap son of a bitch buy this girl another pair of shoes? Christ.

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    YUMMY
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    I’D LICK HER FARTBOX

  23. Ashley

    If you watch the show, she was sweet and kind on it for the most part. She was also polite. Really for someone so young she did amazingly well cooped up in a house with people she didn’t know. She’s also hilarious when drunk. I love her!

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