Courtney Stodden found herself banned from Facebook recently when all she was trying to do is “compellingly connect” with her adoring fans and their love of rusty, airbrushed vans. Anyway, you’d just assume the issue might be she’s touting herself as an underage bride and posting provocative photos of herself, but fortunately her mom’s here to inform anybody that it’s all because of bitches who think Courtney’s trying to steal their husbands. No, really. E! News reports:
“It’s the jealousy from the women towards her,” Keller exclusively tells E! News. “The men love her, the women hate her. The women report the photo because it’s so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she’s too sexy, they all report her together, and it’s done.”
That’s a theory, for sure.
“On any Facebook page, people can report it for inappropriate content,” Keller says. “There is nothing on her page you wouldn’t find anywhere on Facebook! She has never done any nudity. Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It’s just her in a bathing suit!”
… “A lot of men and young girls love her page, but when the wives see their husbands on her page, they team up to get Courtney kicked off!”
Somewhere Dina Lohan just read this, dusted off her shoulders and went, “You know what? I’m a pretty damn good mom- Ali! Drink your heroin.”
Photos: Courtney Stodden
The Superficial is in Clusterf@ck! Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Mon, Oct 17.
Can I play the piano? No, but THIS! *straddles piano*
Can I play the drums? No, but THIS! *straddles drum*
Can I play the flute? No, but THI- wait! *tweeef.. tweeef..* Dougie look!
“You know you want to fist bump me. You should.”
Nicotine patch on ‘her’ arm?
This has to be a 40 year old man.
I don’t think she’s sexy at all. She’s trash. And so are her parents. Her face in that picture is just atrocious….
She is soooo skanky! And yet she loves it but I can’t work out why anyone would do that to themselves on purpose.
16 my arse. this chick is clearly at least 36
Way to disrespect our colors, you bimbo.
As a member of the Air Force, I want to personally punch her for disrespecting the US Flag. Learn the Flag Code, you skank.
and… she is…???
Is this girl an inbred?
I dont know whats the big deal. Seventeen year olds get married all the time in WV. This girl isnt hot and everyone else is dumb.
Why does she make that face in every picture? It’s not attractive…
This girl looks like she’s at least 30-35. I can’t believe she is a child – what happened to her??
Hello, Whortney’s Mom, where r u???? Your poor child of 17 is being taken advantage of….
She is the biggest SLUT i’ve ever seen.
she is a Hot & Sexy young lady mwah
w/o plastic HOT, after NOT!