Courtney Stodden Kicked Off Facebook Cuz U Jelly

October 13th, 2011 // 81 Comments

Courtney Stodden found herself banned from Facebook recently when all she was trying to do is “compellingly connect” with her adoring fans and their love of rusty, airbrushed vans. Anyway, you’d just assume the issue might be she’s touting herself as an underage bride and posting provocative photos of herself, but fortunately her mom’s here to inform anybody that it’s all because of bitches who think Courtney’s trying to steal their husbands. No, really. E! News reports:

“It’s the jealousy from the women towards her,” Keller exclusively tells E! News. “The men love her, the women hate her. The women report the photo because it’s so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she’s too sexy, they all report her together, and it’s done.”
That’s a theory, for sure.
“On any Facebook page, people can report it for inappropriate content,” Keller says. “There is nothing on her page you wouldn’t find anywhere on Facebook! She has never done any nudity. Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It’s just her in a bathing suit!”
“A lot of men and young girls love her page, but when the wives see their husbands on her page, they team up to get Courtney kicked off!”

Somewhere Dina Lohan just read this, dusted off her shoulders and went, “You know what? I’m a pretty damn good mom- Ali! Drink your heroin.”

Photos: Courtney Stodden

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  1. whatthehuh?

    as a canadian citizen i would be equally as pissed if some under aged skank did this to my flag, hell anybody would be. i just know that if it were my daughter she wouldnt be after seeing something like this. i sure as hell wouldnt be defending her in the matter that this mother is.

    • TomFrank

      Well, if she were Canadian, she wouldn’t be “underage,” as she’s 17 and your country’s age of consent is 16. (I also note that Canada’s age of consent was 14 up until three years ago.)

    • Hey, ya hoser, see ya at the barn-raising tonight, ehh?

      • Titsxoxo

        You are such an american idiot. You are the epitomy of the family guy fat amercian walking through the airport blabbing on his cell devouring a pizza. I guess you cant help being an inbred.

    • The age of consent is 18 in only 12 US states, she’s “legal” in the vast majority of the US, as well as canada.

      • jc

        The legal age to consent to sex is not the same as the legal age to post up porny pictures. And anyway, Facebook is under American jurisdiction so they’d still be liable for allowing kiddy porn no matter what country it was being posted from.

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    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Doug Hutchison spent too much time on the Green Mile; he is one Sick, Twisted Dude

  3. stratacat

    why do i get the eerie feeling that she is patient zero of the zombie apocalypse?

  4. Clarence Beeks

    If I looked like that at 17, I’d be ashamed. She looks OLD and her face is busted.

  5. Mandy

    If a woman is mad that her boyfriend/husband is looking at her Facebook page, it’s not jealousy. No male over the age of 15 needs to be looking at the Facebook page of a 15 year old girl who dresses and acts like this. That’s fucked up.

    I don’t know who this girl is and why she does the things she does. I generally don’t read the “news” stories about her. But from what I have read, I feel bad for her. The whole situation makes me uncomfortable and sad.

    • maybe you might *want* to read about her before you post about her. she’s as much a teenager as the old fucks friending her in fb. what’s most uncomfortable is that she actually found people who’d yank it to her. i sure as fuck couldn’t. especially after reading that drivel she twitted the other day

  6. Karen

    Ummm…Mom(pimp)? First of all..everyone knows you’re as full of shit as this tramp pretending to be a teenager is. Second…NO ONE is jealous of your sister..I mean daughter. Maybe if both of you put the pipe down for a sec you’d realize that. Find another busted old broad and pimp her out to pay your bills. Everyone’s sick of this trick already.

  7. ihateemo

    The comments on her Facebook photos are absolutely priceless.

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    Jillia
    Commented on this photo:

    “Does anyone like me yet?? ANYONE?!?”

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    vi
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

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    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks peculiarly Glanville/Rimes-esque in this shot, only older.

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    castallare
    Commented on this photo:

    What. Is happening. On her face?

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    castallare
    Commented on this photo:

    She IS the definitive “Butter Face”

  13. pew pew pew

    Why do people think this girl is hot? She looks like a monster with all that makeup.

  14. Mr Obvious

    How is this chick 16/17? If she’s 16/17, then Scarlett Johansson is waiting for me at home…. please, please let her be 16/17.

    Look at Sara Leal, she looks 22 and she’s suppose to be 5 or 6 years old than this girl. Someone is lying.

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    lolz
    Commented on this photo:

    Miss Trailer Park 1982

  16. Lissa

    I know that I, personally, am super jealous of this woman. I mean, who wouldn’t be jealous of a 30 something year old trying to pass as a minor and married to a ragged old ugly dude? SUPER JEALOUS!

  17. anonym

    now that face looks nasty

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    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t look younger than him

  19. WhateverYouSay

    Oh, yes. I’m jealous of a horny little girl who dresses like a tranny and lies about her fake hair, nails, eyelashes, and boobs. And I’m totally jealous of her having a pedophile, washed up actor husband, too.

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    WhateverYouSay
    Commented on this photo:

    Ew.

  21. Courtney Stodden Bikini Facebook Photos
    WhateverYouSay
    Commented on this photo:

    That is the most ridiculously padded and stuffed bikini top I’ve ever seen.

  22. Courtney Stodden Bikini Facebook Photos
    WhateverYouSay
    Commented on this photo:

    Not hot. Not even cute.

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    eww
    Commented on this photo:

    My cat makes that same face right before he coughs up a hairball.

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    WhateverYouSay
    Commented on this photo:

    I can see her being a pedophile in the future. And this will be her pedo-stare.

  25. Jade

    Yeah, I point them out to my husband. I’m not in any way insecure. He points guys out to me too. But he doesn’t troll the net looking for ass. You might, but he doesn’t. He works around enough ass, so he spends his online time playing games. Kinda silly for you to think that all guys seek out trash to get their jollies. Some have a little more refined tastes, and just because an underage girl might be hot doesn’t mean they’re ok with them being sex objects purely because their parents gave consent.

    There is a fine line between consent and statutory rape. Think this girl’s pimps/parents would have given blessings and consent for her to marry a poor 51 yr old? Or think maybe they would have threatened to call the cops?

    My beef, as well as my husband’s beef (despite you thinking a penis automatically equates to an internet sex troll), is that this girl is underage. There are people her age getting arrested for sexting each other. But because this girl’s parents signed a consent form, its ok for her to throw her sexuality out there. It is a fucked up double standard. I mean, the definition of child porn all comes down to parental consent?

    Look at her, fantasize about her, whack off to her. Do whatever gets you off. But don’t think that because you are ok with it, it is right. I’m a fucking pervert, always have been — but that doesn’t mean its ok for an underage girl to whore herself out because her mommy and daddy consented to it.

    • a pornstar

      Jade,

      I sincerely believe that your husband, makes you fluffy pancakes in the morning, and you sing Kumbaya together at night, but lady, this is what the porn billion dollar industry is built on…men trolling sex sites, containing men on women on donkey sex, black on white, pets, lesbians transexuals shoving things in their assholes.

      Consider yourself blessed for having a husband who massages your feet and knows how to bang your pussy into Italy, I have to figure out how to kill mine, without doing any hard jail time.

      On that note, if underage boys had massive black style cocks, and serious muscle definition, you can bet your Betty Crocker pussy, that women would be just as trashy scouring online pics.They do not…

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    Moi
    Commented on this photo:

    Ja, but, her cheek IMPLANTS are showing. Yowza. That’s some crap-ass work.

  27. dj

    sadly it’s true, wives do sh*t like that, I’ve heard them talk about it

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    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah !! Take that coat of and stick those fakers out !! Show us the armpit scars from the surgery, too, ya lyin’ whore.

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    Buzzurd
    Commented on this photo:

    Chic…….wash your damn elbows.

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    American Meatgoat
    Commented on this photo:

    There is no way this broad is 16. At minimum she’s in her thirties and used to be a lot lizard somewhere in the midwest.

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    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    Right here ith where I pulled out mah filling to pay for mah exthenthions.

  32. forrest gump

    just because she is using the american flag as a huge sanitary towel?

  33. Blech

    Nasty ass plastic ho. Dime a dozen!

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    tessa
    Commented on this photo:

    no amount of proof would convince me she’s a teenager. all i see is a “‘real housewife’ with a closet prescription drug problem’.

  35. ToeTagSally

    Searioulsy if the song Fancy by reba doesnt sum up this girls ENTIRE exsistence …. just listen to the song and flip through any photos of her ever and tell me im not right … poor baby prostitute… nvr haz a chaunce…

  36. The noise from my gaydar when I look at this guy (and especially hear him talk) is truly deafening. I can’t believe some people think they actually have a normal, sexual relationship. It’s a marriage of convenience. Think about it, both of them were completely off the radar until they got together, and now they’re in our face every day.
    Can’t we just ignore this ‘ho and her gay husband ’til they go away? (Please?)

  37. Noe

    this “chick” looks like a dude. “she” also looks way older than 17. not buying it.
    she’s a fake blonde with implants, they’re everywhere in LA. nothing special here to see. move along.

  38. Kate

    Anyone who believes this bitch is either under 40 or has two X chromosomes is a fucking idiot.

  39. Umm

    This person is not a teenager.

  40. Hawk

    Okay, will ANYONE who is jealous of this chick please raise your hand?

  41. XD

    Is the only thing this chick is known for is marrying a gay old fart? Why is she even on here?! C’mon, she is not hot, she is not young, and she had wrecked that flag.

    Not even burning would salvage the indignity done to that flag.

  42. Charles

    If she’s underage then God help her when she’s 40. LLying skank.

  43. Charles

    If she’s underage then God help her when she’s 40. Lying skank. Also why the fuck is her Grandpa hugging her fake tits. Did he buy them for her?

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    llama
    Commented on this photo:

    Her chesticles look lopsided right here

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    Jt
    Commented on this photo:

    My ass this girl is 16 or 17. She looks like Dina Lohan actually right down to the orange skin. Fucking skank

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    Whawhawhabam!
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is wrong with her face? She looks like she has too poop in every picture.

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    ciaciani
    Commented on this photo:

    hmmm. . .
    That’s the face of drugged anna nicole smith
    creepy

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    ciaciani
    Commented on this photo:

    her roots are showing

  49. Crankybitch

    WHO?

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