Courtney Stodden Kicked Off Facebook Cuz U Jelly

Courtney Stodden found herself banned from Facebook recently when all she was trying to do is “compellingly connect” with her adoring fans and their love of rusty, airbrushed vans. Anyway, you’d just assume the issue might be she’s touting herself as an underage bride and posting provocative photos of herself, but fortunately her mom’s here to inform anybody that it’s all because of bitches who think Courtney’s trying to steal their husbands. No, really. E! News reports:

“It’s the jealousy from the women towards her,” Keller exclusively tells E! News. “The men love her, the women hate her. The women report the photo because it’s so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she’s too sexy, they all report her together, and it’s done.”
That’s a theory, for sure.
“On any Facebook page, people can report it for inappropriate content,” Keller says. “There is nothing on her page you wouldn’t find anywhere on Facebook! She has never done any nudity. Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It’s just her in a bathing suit!”
“A lot of men and young girls love her page, but when the wives see their husbands on her page, they team up to get Courtney kicked off!”

Somewhere Dina Lohan just read this, dusted off her shoulders and went, “You know what? I’m a pretty damn good mom- Ali! Drink your heroin.”

Photos: Courtney Stodden

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