Courtney Stodden Sometimes Calls Doug ‘Dad,’ He Says He’s ‘Raising’ His Wife. Perfectly Healthy.

October 5th, 2012 // 97 Comments
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Dads do this.

Because the entire point of this whole child-bride charade was to land them a reality show, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson made their debut on VH1′s Couples Therapy 2 this week where apparently they couldn’t decide between just blatantly admitting they’re putting on a show or sticking to their plan of making the marriage look like a giant case of daddy-daughter fucking. Via tooFab:

The teen bride, who was 17 when they filmed the show, and her 52-year-old husband Doug Hutchison were the first couple introduced on the premiere episode.
“I call him ‘Dad’ instead of ‘Doug’ sometimes,” Stodden purred in her their package, with Doug creepily adding “See, this is the thing … I’m raising my wife!”
And while he may have a very young, scantily clad wife, Doug admits it’s taken a toll on her relationships — both personal and professional.
“I got death threats … my agent dropped me, my manager said marrying Courtney was like taking a gun and shooting my career in the head,” he says.

Meanwhile, in exchange for letting Old Man River and his Joy Book bride command the whole show, the rest of the cast gets to constantly call Doug a child molester until a “counselor” has to try and keep a straight face and say something about understanding other couple’s lifestyles because reality television has reduced itself to condoning pedophilia now. A move that really shouldn’t surprise anyone who knows what a Kendall or Kylie is which is why I’m almost 90% positive this whole thing is a Kris Jenner experiment to see if she can leak their sex tapes before their Sweet 16s. You can practically smell her arid vagina all over this. Or is that asbestos? Please be asbestos.

Courtney and Doug admit they’re completely faking the whole thing:

And VH1 basically telling the other castmembers, “Child molesting equals ratings, so don’t you dare fucking ruin this for me, I swear to God…”

Photos: Coleman-Rayner


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    What’s the deal with the arm band? She has it on in just about every photo I’ve seen. Also, does she ever actually DO anything besides sand around posing? Even in the “tennis” pics, all she’s doing is posing… What a poser.

  2. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    Watch out...
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    All those carbs are gonna go straight to her boobs

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    none of u have mention this. You do know that these 2 r on a reality show? “Couples therapy” Syfy channel wed nights @10PM, oh and Doug as a new hairdo.

  4. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
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    Say what will gents, but I will have no trouble entertaining myself with her if duty calls.

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    Crystal's Mom
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    Translation: the attention faded after she left the scary-looking pedo, so she is back to fucking him in exchange for helping her stage the most redonkulous staged photo sessions the world has ever seen.

    Atheists should celebrate, however, because the continued existence of these two shit stains and the Kardashians proves that there is no God.

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