Courtney Stodden Sometimes Calls Doug ‘Dad,’ He Says He’s ‘Raising’ His Wife. Perfectly Healthy.

October 5th, 2012 // 97 Comments
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Dads do this.

Because the entire point of this whole child-bride charade was to land them a reality show, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson made their debut on VH1′s Couples Therapy 2 this week where apparently they couldn’t decide between just blatantly admitting they’re putting on a show or sticking to their plan of making the marriage look like a giant case of daddy-daughter fucking. Via tooFab:

The teen bride, who was 17 when they filmed the show, and her 52-year-old husband Doug Hutchison were the first couple introduced on the premiere episode.
“I call him ‘Dad’ instead of ‘Doug’ sometimes,” Stodden purred in her their package, with Doug creepily adding “See, this is the thing … I’m raising my wife!”
And while he may have a very young, scantily clad wife, Doug admits it’s taken a toll on her relationships — both personal and professional.
“I got death threats … my agent dropped me, my manager said marrying Courtney was like taking a gun and shooting my career in the head,” he says.

Meanwhile, in exchange for letting Old Man River and his Joy Book bride command the whole show, the rest of the cast gets to constantly call Doug a child molester until a “counselor” has to try and keep a straight face and say something about understanding other couple’s lifestyles because reality television has reduced itself to condoning pedophilia now. A move that really shouldn’t surprise anyone who knows what a Kendall or Kylie is which is why I’m almost 90% positive this whole thing is a Kris Jenner experiment to see if she can leak their sex tapes before their Sweet 16s. You can practically smell her arid vagina all over this. Or is that asbestos? Please be asbestos.

Courtney and Doug admit they’re completely faking the whole thing:

 
And VH1 basically telling the other castmembers, “Child molesting equals ratings, so don’t you dare fucking ruin this for me, I swear to God…”

Photos: Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Sport

    Go fuck yourself. With a broken bottle.

  2. Turd Ferguson

    Good to know this asshat is even creepier in real life than the douchey roles he used to play in movies.

  3. Can we fast forward to her porno career already?

  4. Out of sheer curiousity I actually watched the episode up on the internet (mostly because I have shit to do at work today), and oh my god… they are just as creepy as you would think they are. Nik Richie does a great job of calling them out, but jesus chris, it’s disgusting. Not to mention She is the biggest fame whore EVER! She needs to go the fuck away.

    • Enidaj

      Nik Richie is an asshat too. Kettle calling the frying pan black.

      • There is a big difference between a douche (nik) and a child molester (doug).

      • I watched this show (sort of accidentally) the other night, and as bizarre and sickening as Courtney and Doug are, I actually felt kind of sorry for them. It seemed like they were being attacked for no reason other than people don’t approve of their lifestyle. To me, that would be chastising people because they’re gay.

        She is NOT a child. Puberty doesn’t occur in women at a young age totally by accident. They are ready to breed (physically speaking) in some instances by 12 or 13. And while I don’t condone their lifestyle, neither do I condemn them for it. Because it is THEIR life. As Jimi Hendrix said, “I’m the one who’s got to die when it’s time for me to die…so let me live my life the way I want to.”

        One more thing…if it weren’t for sixteen and seventeen year old nubile young women, half of the guys in my generation wouldn’t have lost their virginity until they were in college.

        Oh yeah, their behavior really is fucking sickening! And she seems to have the brain power of a postage stamp.

      • james

        I’m offended that you would compare her to a postage stamp. A postage stamp is actually useful and looks nice.

      • eilliM

        So what you’re saying is, as soon as girls get their periods, grown men should be able to fuck them. Ok cool, so… I started my period when I was eleven. Yeah, ew? What you don’t understand is that girls and boys at that age do not have the mental capacity to make grown up decisions (like love and marriage) just because they are ready ‘biologically’ . But according to you, all young ‘nubile’ women are sluts that corrupt the peens of men. Doug is disgusting and is perpetuating a sick fantasy while trying to package it as a marriage. Go back to reddit, creepazoid.

      • Annie

        Ok, loser. I literally cracked my knuckles before posting my response to you. That means you really pissed me off and I had to mentally prepare myself to answer to you. Congratulations. Out of all the assholes I’ve encountered over the Internet you actually made me sit up for this.

        PAY ATTENTION:

        Just because a girl gets her period at age 11, 12, 13 (some get them even at 9) doesn’t mean they’re “ready to breed” or ready to be taken advantage of by socially award perverts who find it easier to prey on young girls because women their age can see the kind of losers they really are. Let’s be honest, this is the real and ONLY reason why some men like teens. Teens are naive, innocent and have no idea the kind of retards they’re going to bump into later in life. They think high school is life. They think they know men already. They don’t know how to take care of themselves yet, which is a skill you learn with age and you keep learning ’til the day you die. Skill that disgusting men are very afraid of.

        Biologically speaking, you enter puberty when you’re ready to start growing into the body you will have as an adult. Did you not see that video in school? That doesn’t mean you’re an actual adult ready to breed. You’re still a child, you’re going through a change and seeing blood in your panties one morning for the first time doesn’t mean it’s an imaginary RING! READY TO FUCK, PERVERT! . Any adult who has sex with a child, even a child who’s going through puberty, is committing SEXUAL ABUSE because >>minors cannot give consent

      • Burt

        Actually, humans are able to breed in their early teens for a very simple reason: the average life expectancy prior to modern medicine was in the 30s. Don’t get me wrong, we should protect teens from making mistakes and from predators…But, you clearly don’t know much about biology and history.

      • Burt

        My comment was aimed at Annie.

      • It sounds like Burt is the only one who understood my point. Annie and elliM, you have both come to conclusions that are not the message I intended to convey.

        In a nutshell, I was speaking about Courtney Stodden and women in general from a physical point of view. I’m really not the asshole you think I am. Nor am I a loser. I guess I wasn’t clear in my post, and in re-reading it, I can see where I was a bit nebulous about some things. But there are too many points to regurgitate at this point.

        Suffice it to say I apologize for getting your bowels in an uproar and causing you to do such strenuous activities as cracking your knuckles and sitting up. That must have been terrible.

      • Yeah, No

        Actually, vitobonespur, women aren’t really ready to have children until about the age of 20. Girls start puberty because *shockingly* it takes more physical changes to carry a baby than to provide a sperm sample. Women’s fertility peaks from the age of 20 until about 35 because that’s when it is safest for women to have children. If they have children before 20, when their bodies have had a chance to properly develop, there can be serious physical damage to the mother… which I will spare everyone from because it’s gross. (Google “teen mothers complications” if you care.) Because teens (or girls even younger) aren’t fully developed, they often need to have a cesarean section, which if you knew your history as well as Burt does, you would realize that having a cesarean section before the discovery of antibiotics would almost certainly mean death for the mother. So no: historically it was not a good idea for teenage girls to have sex. And even now with medical intervention children born to girls under 20 are more likely to have serious medical complications, including dying in the first year.

      • Burt

        “So no: historically it was not a good idea for teenage girls to have sex.”

        Sure, but you’re looking at it from the wrong perspective. Back then, it was a necessity since most people didn’t make it to 30. Think about it for a second. Who would have been around to care for the kids if parents started having kids in their late 20′s like many people are doing now? Different times, different realities. Was life better back then, especially for women? Only a fool would think so. But, it is what it is.

      • Just, No

        “Who would have been around to care for the kids if parents started having kids in their late 20′s?”
        Well the whole concept of a nuclear family is incredibly new so I assume the parents sisters, cousins, aunts, etc would raise them. Which would be really easy since they all would have lived in the same one roomed hut anyway. Also, you’re not using the right life expectancy, you’re quoting “life expectancy at birth”, but the average life expectancy if you lived past 15 was about 40 (45 depending on where you lived), not 30 — and even then that means that HALF the population lived past that age, many of them into their 60′s. The average life expectancy is quoted as much lower because it includes the to incredibly high infant mortality rate. Even in the late 1800′s in the US infant mortality rates were 1 in 2 births in some regions. And if you only live for a few hours you really bring the average down.

        “Puberty doesn’t occur in women at a young age totally by accident. They are ready to breed (physically speaking) in some instances by 12 or 13.”
        See this statement made me think we were talking about being biologically ready to properly carry a child, which teenagers are not. (If he wasn’t, he should have referenced that 10 year old in Columbia that had a kid.) As I said it takes longer than that for girls to fully physically mature, and if they have children before that they are more likely to die and so is their child. If historically it was so biologically imperative that girls have kids at a young age, then why wasn’t it important that boys do so too? Is it an accident that boys mature later then?

      • Burt

        “Well the whole concept of a nuclear family is incredibly new so I assume the parents sisters, cousins, aunts, etc would raise them.”

        “Also, you’re not using the right life expectancy, you’re quoting “life expectancy at birth”, but the average life expectancy if you lived past 15 was about 40 (45 depending on where you lived), not 30 — and even then that means that HALF the population lived past that age, many of them into their 60′s.”

        You’re denying historical facts, which is that the legal age of marriage, up until even recently, was as low as 12. It had been so since the 9th century. Look it up.

        Something else you aren’t considering is that if people had waited to have kids in their 30s like they do now, the odd grandparent and uncle and aunts who survived long enough to care for orphans would found themselves responsible to care for the dozen or so kids of many of their own dozen or so children. Yes, people weren’t having 1.5 kids like they do now.

        And even if you consider infant deaths, life expectancy was not 75 or so like it is now. Depending on someone’s occupation, it could be much lower than the 30′s or 40′s. Just something on TV the other day about how the average fur trapper, the guys who built the trails that were used to colonize the west of North America, rarely lived longer than 25 years of age. Those were harsh times. A broken bone could lead to death because of sepsis.

        Even less than a hundred years ago, medical care was not what it is today. For example, as the story goes, there were only 4 students alive in my grandfather’s school in January one year when there had been 12 before Christmas. It was the 1919 flu epidemic.

        As I said, different times, different realities. It’s a fact people had children at a younger age back then. You’re wasting your time arguing otherwise.

      • Just, No

        I am perfectly aware that the legal age to get married was 12, that is a cultural fact, what I was arguing was that it is a biological fact that it is best for our species for women to wait until they are 20 to have children. The closer women are to that 20-35 age range, the less likely it is that they or their children will die, which means the more likely it is that they will be able to have more children. If they have children before 20, then they are more likely to die and so are their children which deprives the population of one (or more) breeder(s). Why would we be biologically designed to have children in that age range if it is best for our species to do it at a different time?

      • Just, No

        Also: How the HELL did a Courtney Stodden thread turn into a biological and historical discussion? This is why I just ignored vitobonespur’s comment the first time I read it.

      • eilliM

        Historically yes, girls had children at a young age due to lifespan but that isn’t an issue anymore. But back then women didn’t have any rights anyway so respecting women as people wasn’t exactly a factor back then either. Burt, you’re so good with history dude, did you forget this? Keep up the good work sympathizing with child molesters, bro.

      • Burt

        Slippery slope, buddy. Read my comment again and tell me where I say teenagers should have kids.

      • OK, I’m going to toss in one last comment: Apparently those of you who are raging against me totally ignored the last line of my original post. To wit:
        “Oh yeah, their behavior really is fucking sickening! And she seems to have the brain power of a postage stamp.”

      • Shut up already.

        You are an ignorant idiot. End of story.

      • Shut up already.

        *Burt

  5. yup yup

    I see a murder a’coming! Star 80 anyone?

  6. Cock Dr

    What a pair of desperate and deeply creepy famewhores.

  7. Enidaj

    Stodden purred in her their package?? WTF does that even mean?

  8. He wears sunglasses all the time so you can’t see that his eyelids are as loose and wrinkled as his old man balls.

  9. Jeremy

    The best part of all of this is that they had to send Courtney to a hotel before sundown because of child labor laws. I repeat: The only thing stopping VH1 from letting these two sleep together in their reality TV house was CHILD LABOR LAWS.

    • I couldn’t believe that either. It’s a joke they are on that show. If they wanted to pass it off as real therapy, those two shouldn’t have been there. She gets to leave after 8 hours? What a fucking joke

  10. Superficial…I love your writing style. Nothing like giving a good ol’ giggle-snort in a quiet office filled with co-workers.

  11. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    This looks alot like Hulk Hogan and his daughter, Brooke

  12. elephantman

    I bang her!

  13. Archie Leach

    After reading this I HAD to take a bath in Pine-Sol….. yet the awful sense I’m soiled persists…..

  14. So apparently the plug that keeps the air in is around the base of her throat.

  15. Jade

    That girl should keep her mouth closed. She is too stupid to realize how dumb she is. It is sad that she thinks she is on the level of any of those other people. Her and her pedophile fail to grasp that they’re being made fun for the sake of ratings.

  16. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    Put It In
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF is Courtney Stodden and Doug?

  17. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    Put It In
    Commented on this photo:

    She is so not sexy!

  18. Annie

    Poor girl. The first balls you ever see in your life shouldn’t be old man balls.

  19. Annie

    Oh and this what all the creeps who go for younger girls look like. Exactly like this. Doesn’t matter your age. Even if you’re in your twenties going for teens is a pervy gross thing. You’re in company of this man. Know it. Be aware of it.

    And I know Fish jokes a lot about white slavery, but nothing can convince me that this girl is in love with this perv and actually chose to be with him.

    • Burt

      Now, come on. You’re just being hypocritical now.

      She’s 18, she’s old enough to make her own decisions (and mistakes).

      • KC

        Yeah, NOW. Besides, have you heard this girl talk? She might legally be an adult but she’s still a moron.

      • Burt

        So, you’re saying morons don’t have the right to make stupid decisions? That’s like saying a fish doesn’t have the right to swim in water.

      • KC

        My main point was that she was 16 when she made this decision, or her parents made this decision for her, and it’s clearly not working out for her since they are on Couples Therapy (I say as if I am not fully aware that it is fake and just for attention). And even if they got married today their relationship would still be creepy–less creepy, but still creepy as hell.

        Let’s take bets on how her “adult” decision will end: murder-suicide or an epically messy divorce that includes a sex tape that may or may not have been shot before she was legal.

      • Burt

        Yes, I wouldn’t have allowed the relationship to continue if I had been her parent…But, the fact remains they are married and she’s over 18 now. Who knows, they might stay together for a long time. They already have been married longer than most marriages last. Just look at Celine Dion and her husband. They have a similar age gap and they’ve been married for over 20 years and…this is where it gets a bit strange…he has been here manager since she was 12. It was obvious to anyone that she liked him before she was 18. Were they in a relationship before she turned 18? I don’t know. What I do know is that they are seemingly happily married and very much in love.

      • ChaCha

        These two will be creepy no matter how long they are married. And since you bring it up, the situation with Celine Dion and her husband is indeed creepy. Woody Allen and Soon Yi have been married for quite a while now–that shit is STILL creepy as all hell.

      • She was not 18 when she met him.

  20. Sheppy

    Choc-full of ‘eww’.

  21. Evangelista

    Why are they even on that show if they’re so in love, isn’t it for people who’s marriages aren’t good?

  22. Deacon Jones

    Pussy: It’s a helluva drug.

  23. chicka

    his excuse will always be “I didn’t know the sponge was supposed to be wet.”

  24. Negrodamus

    Pedophilia indicates a sexual attraction to prepubescent children. Not teenagers.

    • Disagree with him all you like, but that statement is semantically correct. I believe the proper term (that no one uses) is “ephebophilia”.

  25. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    tom
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess there are some sectarian feeding techniques involved there, ones based on starving the subject in order to manipulate the subject more easily. Otherwise I cannot explain myself why she is so thin while acting so dumb with that creepy guy at the same time.

    • Burt

      No all women are built like linebackers. You’d know that if you didn’t live in the US. He’s also not exactly skinny, which makes here look thinner than she really is.

  26. anonym

    i give props to doug.

    if i were 50, i would perv on 16-17 year olds too. Nothing like tight teen pussy

  27. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get the “she’s a man” comments. She may the stupidest thing alive but I’d do her without a second’s hesitation.

  28. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Practicing for her Vivid audition I see

  29. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Starving Kid commercial: the skank version

  30. alex

    The text was almost impossible to read.

  31. Come on, what could be more natural than a father feeding his daughter strawberries and whipped cream. Perfectly normal. Or, like in my case, my uncle. See? Nothing amiss there.

  32. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    This is so cute. I saw a daddy cardinal feeding his baby this way last week. Well, except he was vomiting in it’s mouth.

  33. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    Geez. again?

  34. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn her! That’s the same outfit I wore to the office today. Now, it looks like I’m copying her!

  35. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    I spent Valentines Day having sex. And my mother didn’t have to sign papers saying it was OK. Neener, neener, neener, Courtney.

  36. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    It warms my heart seeing celebrities helping the blind.

  37. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    Commented on this photo:

    One more inch backwards and she’s going to shoot silicone all over his chest.

  38. welldoneson

    each and every person who takes issue with the age difference in any relationship involving partners “of age” is just a dumbfuck.

    that’s all. dumbfuck. no. wait. pent-up, jealous, cowardly, not-gettin-any dumbfuck. there. that’s better.

    • Burt

      Depends. My aunt’s first husband was well in his 50′s when I’d see him at the nightclub. That was pretty pathetic.

      • Burt

        In response to the person who gave me a thumbs down, picture this: hair piece, shirt buttoned down, gold watch, rings, and chains, and a natural tan that rivaled today’s darkest spray tans in December when it’s below freezing. It was really embarrassing. Never told my friends ‘it’ used to be my uncle.

    • dad of three

      nope. i’m a healthy 51 year old man with three beautiful teenage daughters. this creep needs the shit beat out of him and this kid’s good for nothing parents should be next in line.

  39. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    Commented on this photo:

    Stripper heels, nautical hat, and bikini to the waterfront while posing with a rose in their maw. Nothing planned about that, right?

  40. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    Commented on this photo:

    Do it. Zoom in. Zoom in on the bottomless pit, so cavernous that no light can escape it’s STD-filled pull.

  41. El Jefe

    She is the kind of chick that would end up a stripper in a B list club that would blow you in the VIP or back at the motel for a little cash, so basically I am saying, she is good with me.

  42. Alexggb

    Watching them helps with my bulimia… I don’t need to force the vomit, it just comes out.

  43. Courtney Stodden Bikini Valentine's Day
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Roses really smell like Poo-poo-poo!

  44. Anon

    Fuck you VH1 webshite! I`m gonna download that shit, just so I can fucking delete it!

  45. ben

    Obama 2012

  46. ben

    I feel sorry for her by being exploited by this piece of crap. I also can’t belive her mother let him marry her at 16. The poor girl never had a chance.

  47. Not sure why she is so freaked out about someone who looks exactly like Shauna Sand Lamas. Her father is the biggest creep ever. what a hypocrite. It’s like Aviva calling the girls white trash with a father who is white trash.

  48. JenniferJustice

    Monogamist This is my first time posting here and you guys are probably going to rip me a new one for this, but I have to say that it seems Courtney was on a mission to get into film or T.V. in one way or another regardless of Daddy Doug. Her parents were a little too willing to pimp her out, so her future was screwed from the git. Perhaps, just perhaps, this ridiculous marriage as we all see it, is actually better than who/where she might have ended up had Doug not been there to jump on the band wagon – ha. He’s a creep. She’s dumb. Her parents have dollar signs in their eyes. BUT – she’s only with him – assuming they’re monogamist. That’s better than her being passed around like leftover pizza for every predator in Hollywood to take advantage of. Like I said, Doug is a creep, but he may actually be the lesser of the two evils. I only say this b/c she is NOT your average ideal teenage daughter for whom either of these evils would not be an option, b/c her parents are not “regular folk.” I’m just saying…

  49. Niki

    The word is ‘monogamous’.

  50. Sliver

    For some reason pictures of these two always make me feel sick and want to go immediately take a shower.

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