Courtney Stodden Tells Victims Of Bullying To ‘Be Themselves.’ Courtney Stodden Said That.

December 7th, 2011 // 111 Comments
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I’d been sitting on this post because I knew it was only a matter of time until Courtney Stodden called up the paparazzi and told them she’s sensually sashaying down saucy streets of sexy sex citizens. Anyway, apparently Courtney has been a long-time crusader against bullying and recently gave some insanely hypocritical advice to victims during an interview with TheFABlife:

“My advice for victims of bullies would be, victims, you need to realize that it’s not [you],” she told TheFABlife. “It’s the bully who’s picking on them, it’s their problem. There’s nothing wrong with the victim. They’re perfect, they’re beautiful, and they need to stay true to themselves. Not just because someone who isn’t true to themselves is picking on you. They need to think about that, realize that and embrace the truth.”

Because if there’s one person who should be telling people to stay true to themselves, it’s the surprisingly naturally cute teenager who turned herself into a transsexual pretend child bride that tweets about banging Santa all day. Did I not mention the Santa banging? She tweets about Santa banging:

- Dear Mr Santa: When you silently sneak down my chimney this year & into my home… I guarantee you will be leaving saying HO-HO-HO! ;) XOs
- Dear Santa: Since you work so HARD to satisfy, I will be leaving you a lil’ more than just creamy cookies for your sweet tooth this year…
- Dear Sweet Santa of Seduction: Oh won’t you come and satisfy my Christmas wish this year by taking a rapturous ride in my slippery sleigh?
- Santa Baby: If I innocently immerse myself in soft white feathery secrets… could I be the alluring angel on top of your big holiday tree?
- Foxy Santa: Your frosty facial goodness completed w/all of your frisky fine fun bags makes me feel erotically flirtatious & festively feisty
- Secret Santa: Id love to lure you in by caressing my red lips up against your rosiness as my lustrous legs lie on top of your levitating lap

The best part of those tweets? This one was sandwiched between them:

Psalm 139:14 “I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well.” Happy Sunday! XOs

Dear Jesus,

Thanks for making me so awesome I had to make myself even better by shoving plastic in my tits and taking on a fake persona that marries out of work actors to land a reality show!

XOXO,

Court-Court

P.S. Perhaps one precipitous night you can prance into my primal palace and nail me to your pumping cross. I’ll even help you “rise” again. Wink wink ;D

P.S.S. I’m talking about your erection. Boys get erections. I learned that in school today.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    Commented on this photo:

    First of all, Mr editor, I loved ur post, hilarious ! but why, why is her hubby always holding on to her arm (is she mental?) and why on earth would anyone only wear an evening dress, and in day time that is, while everyone else is wearing winter clothes? She must be mental ….

    • cherie

      Apparently it’s her shoes that need you to control each step, so he’s just keeping her from tripping, that’s it. I have a similar pair, too, and my hubs also had to hold my elbow. :D

  2. tlmck

    I so wish she would divorce her husband and hook up with Chris Brown.

    • bitingontinfoil

      Niiiiice. doubt Chris would have her, though – his first question would be: “do you have a brother”?

  3. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    Jerry Sandusky
    Commented on this photo:

    Ya, is she really 17? Skank be look’n like she’s pushing 40.

  4. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    onos
    Commented on this photo:

    who kisses like that? looks like shes trying to eat his top lip

  5. Looks like a Lot Lizard.

  6. Arkon

    Is that her real voice!?

  7. Spiffy

    Did she have a stroke? When she talks she moves her face like a stroke victim.

  8. disillusionisreal

    I made it :27 seconds into her video before blood started to spew out of my ears…..”inspiring” actress? That would mean she’d have to have actually acted in such a way to inspire people….she’s an idiot, and her voice is worse than a Boston Brogue…..no offense Boston…

  9. SharMar

    OMG……I’m scared, for ril!

  10. THE HANDS! Look at the hands. They never lie: she’s at least 38.

  11. ethermonk

    It’s Doug that gives me the creeps.

    I mean … that’s TOOMS!

  12. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    blah
    Commented on this photo:

    Who wears a bad 90′s prom dress to The Grove in 2011? And if she wanted the slit to be higher that badly she should have cut it with scissors. Would have looked classier than her lifting it up at her crotch all day.

  13. seeka

    She reminds me of a cartoon porn actress

  14. bitingontinfoil

    I believe this chick means exactly what she says. I mean, c’mon – acting like a D rated x-40 something porn star that’s been ridden hard and put away wet and now has no other choice but to sling her tired, sorry ass to the first E-lister mid-life-crisis worm that she found. Sounds right.

  15. Alice

    Is this real? Can someone, please, oh please, tell me this isn’t real? Please…pretty please..instead of a x-mas present?

  16. shoegal

    Why are there pictures of Bret Michaels with this entry? Wait a minute…

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    Nicker
    Commented on this photo:

    If Doug has a penis growing out of his armpit then I will finally admit they’re made for each other

  18. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    LillySawko
    Commented on this photo:

    Terrifying tentacle tongue tickling Court-Court’s tonsils, as Sally Struthers sexily and surreptitiously stares. Solid.

  19. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    boingo
    Commented on this photo:

    la trash

  20. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    BubbaT
    Commented on this photo:

    How much longer must we wait to see her in porn?

  21. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    OMG.
    Commented on this photo:

    YOU CAN SEE WHATEVER IT IS SHE HAS SHOVED IN HER BRA FOR PADDING.
    ALSO, SHE ONLY WEARS 2 BRAS AND HAD LIMITED SELECTION, HMM.. guess any other bra would show her TRUE size.

  22. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    lawl
    Commented on this photo:

    from her last pics of them kissing, she is either holding back her puke.. or his finger is awfully close to her a-hole

  23. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    VEGAN
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks fug. loose the babypowder lipstick, the frazzled hair a nicer blonde, natural, dress like a woman, hasnt worked out how adults dress yet

  24. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    VEGAN
    Commented on this photo:

    get a skank your own age!

  25. Superdouche

    All the alliteration in the world couldn’t disguise a gonorrhea infested hooker guzzling horse semen for pocket change, into appearing remotely classy or sensual.

  26. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Awkward…

  27. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    Chase
    Commented on this photo:

    there it is.. thr infamous duck face

  28. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    Unknown
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one thinking she’s one f’n hot babe?

  29. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    McGee
    Commented on this photo:

    The crooked teeth, the dark roots… I *love* this type of TIGHT-bodied skank-ho slut-puppy! I’d “marry” her too, LOL!

  30. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    McGee
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve banged this same skank-ho at least twice per decade since 1979… oh yeah, different Social Security #s, but really, the same recurring Miami/LA skinny peroxide princess… she’s a classic, without the class. OTOH, most had off-the-charts Kegel pressure, so they’re not without merit.

    Hell, one of ‘em was probably Courtney’s mum, LOL!

    Hoser McGee in Mi-am-ee!

  31. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    Steve
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew 1year of marriage would turn a 16yo to a worn down old skank?

  32. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Doug Hutchison
    Theguyabovemyheadisadouchebag
    Commented on this photo:

    Unknown must be a child molester!

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