Courtney Stodden Is A Good Christian Woman

November 28th, 2011 // 155 Comments

What you’re looking at is sweet, innocent, God-fearing Courtney Stodden enjoying a fine Sunday full of church and some light afternoon shopping. And I was going to write a fictitious tweet about her wholesome day of worship and reverence, but after looking at her Twitter account from the past 48 hours, there’s absolutely no way I can top this shit:

Provocatively preparing my provokingly perky package for a pulsating night filled with puurfect party passion – meow ;)
Had such a satisfying Saturday night – Feeling ready to lock myself up, strip off my wear & bounce into a daring evening of erotic dreams…
Caressing the essence of Christmas with my flirty spirit as I festively dive into a sexy santa suit & jingle my bells to hot holiday hits!
Mr Santa Clause? If I let you seductively slide down my stalking & taste every piece of my candy… will I still be on your naughty list?

Christ. I’m pretty sure that last one counts as a sex crime. Alright, I’ll try one.

Had such a heavenly Sunday at church. I could feel Jesus rising up in me, pulsating my very spirit until my Jingle balls jangled juicily.

(Do child brides say “juicily?” I can’t keep up with these kids and all are their crazy fads. Get off my lawn.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Church
    Unknown
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s so bad about her? She’s looking classy and confident. Why does everyone seem to have a problem with that?

  2. I think she’s sexy. I know none of the guys insulting her on this site would kick her out of bed. I’d fuck her, gladly.

  3. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Church
    Haggy har har
    Commented on this photo:

    She getting 1 last good scratch at those crabs before church right quick

  4. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Church
    anon
    Commented on this photo:

    YOU DON’T GO TO CHURCH FUCKING LIKE THAT!!

  5. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Church
    noyb
    Commented on this photo:

    Gramma lady to Doug: “Oh how lovely you’ve bought your daughter to church. trying to get her off the streets and away from prostitution? good luck to you my son”

  6. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Church
    noyb
    Commented on this photo:

    her and tila tequila really need to become acquainted. media whores UNITE

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