Courtney Stodden Says ‘Eat Your Vegetables’

April 17th, 2012 // 107 Comments
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And is also a bunny. Did I not mention that?

Presumably unbeknownst to PETA, unless they’re trying to to immediately shed what little credibility they have left in which case, well played, Courtney Stodden has made herself the unofficial spokesperson for vegetarianism because she has a new video making the Internet rounds today where she tells people that eating vegetables will improve their sex lives – while holding a tomato. Even more hilariously, it turns out her reality show hasn’t been picked up, so she’s resorted to filming her own web series which I also posted a clip from down below where you’ll be just as amazed as I was that it flopped considering she spends eight whole minutes complaining her foot hurts. I just assumed glass heels were built for comfort. Anyway, apparently Bravo will air eight different shows about long-con prostitutes, but balks at the mere mention of pretend child brides. Well, this is MERKA! Also, this chick will literally do anything for money, and exploitation is also MERKA! Why do you hate MERKA?

(Anyone else surprised she didn’t fellate the deformed tomato? Us, too.)

(Quick Note: I literally couldn’t make it more than a minute into this, so to answer the inevitable barrage of “Fish, how the hell did you miss ______ ?” I respect myself and have a moderate-to-strong sense of self-worth.)

Photos: Jeff Rayner/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    dieter
    Commented on this photo:

    make up your mind woman!! are you the stupid slutty easter bunny or the the stupid slut with the busted car?

  2. joe

    I only see no self-esteem in those pictures.

  3. Dramatic Puddle

    She has photos taken and Fish publishes them. Which one is more stupid?

  4. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    Skeets
    Commented on this photo:

    Great shot. Let’s try not to go this long without CS shots. Much appreciated.

    Ktksbye

  5. mum

    why do people keep printing pictures of her? It’s laughable

  6. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    Weaselmouse
    Commented on this photo:

    SLAM THE LID.

  7. Brooke

    I actually watched the whole thing… Who the fuck is filming them?? Did they strap a camera to one of their dogs? Other than the mom, who was more concerned with dresses than her whiny daughter’s sore foot, who else could stomach these two long enough to tape their meaningless lives for… for me, I guess, since I watched the damn thing. And why does Courtney think she has important photo shoots?? Who is funding said photo shoots??

    The veggie video is repulsive. She looks like Goldfinger had his way with her.

  8. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    I stand corrected. No worries, sir and/or madam.

  9. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    devonc
    Commented on this photo:

    I fucking hate this annoying bitch

  10. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF!!! I had a hard time believing she was a damn Easter Bunny, who pooped out some veggies, now she switched to trying to fix a car! Get your act together ho!

  11. Kat

    Is she trying to be funny? Or are these videos a heavily coded cry to be let out of Doug Huthison’s basement?

  12. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    GeorgeWBush
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sure what bell peppers have to do with Easter…

  13. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “umm can somebody help me down from these shoes?”

  14. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    STEVE BLAKE
    Commented on this photo:

    Can she just get run over by a semi-truck already?

  15. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    Guest
    Commented on this photo:

    What bell peppers?

  16. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    I was thinking it would be better if that awesome jeep has run over the bunny and they stopped to take a picture.

  17. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    yep
    Commented on this photo:

    haters gonna hate

  18. HA! At 1:55 she says “It just really hurts!” then sympathetic mom says “Ohhhh, anyways okay, but listen: I wanna make sure we have these dresses lined up because you need more than one…”

    My mom would have told me to stop walking around in those Cinderella whore shoes all the time and maybe my feet wouldn’t hurt. And to buy my own damn dresses.

  19. jojo

    this guy makes 80′s porno guys look cool. easily the biggest zero on the internet.

  20. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    muchomuchachos
    Commented on this photo:

    17? She looks and dresses like an early 90′s pornstar. I honestly thought she was in her upper-mid 30′s. Wow is that ever gross.

    10 bucks she’ll be in adult films next year.

  21. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    Confused
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh… are half naked pictures of minors under 18 not considered child pornography if they are married?

  22. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    noodlessoups
    Commented on this photo:

    seriously, she’s fucked. unless he dies.

  23. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh, this pose is literally about as sexy as cold margarine. It’s not only gross, it’s pathetic.

  24. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, seeing those bell peppers brings back such fond memories of celebrating Easter as a child.

  25. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    Herman
    Commented on this photo:

    Wish I was that carrot! Nice photo bunny Courtney!

  26. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    Old mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone should call child protection services.

  27. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    Old mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone buy this poor kid a decent Easter dress.

  28. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    Frewes
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s obvious this child has been molested by an old man. Why else do children like her try so hard to solicit such gross type of attention? They are obviously victims of child molestation. Maybe her dad fucked her as a baby……just sayin.

  29. Courtney Stodden Bikini Easter Bunny Ears
    Mofju
    Commented on this photo:

    I had no idea who this girl was until just now. I mean, I still don’t reaaaally get it, but from what I untasrdend she’s a 17 year-old who married the guy from the Green Mile? Or someone who looks surprisingly like him?Why do we care? I mean, yes it’s a huge age difference, but for whatever reason they got married, that’s what they wanted, so there. Can you get married at 16 in America without legal consent from one or both parents? Yes I find her plastic surgery and Carmen-Electra-circa-1997 look disturbing, but I don’t think that’s grounds for such an obsession over both their obvious thirst for attention and lack of elegance.

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