Courtney Stodden In A Bikini Humping Santa

The Superficial / December 20, 2011

“Dear Santa of desire: Instead of you silently sliding down my chiseled chimney this year… can I slide down yours? XOs”Courtney Stodden, poet laureate.

Here’s Courtney Stodden in a holiday bikini basically dry-humping Doug Hutchinson in a Santa costume because if there’s one thing that truly captures the magic of Christmas, it’s a 51-year-old man molesting the 17-year-old child bride he bought from her parents. It’s like staring at The Nativity scene if the Nativity scene featured Jesus as a tranny while Joseph plowed him. Let us bow our heads…

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