“Dear Santa of desire: Instead of you silently sliding down my chiseled chimney this year… can I slide down yours? XOs” – Courtney Stodden, poet laureate.
Here’s Courtney Stodden in a holiday bikini basically dry-humping Doug Hutchinson in a Santa costume because if there’s one thing that truly captures the magic of Christmas, it’s a 51-year-old man molesting the 17-year-old child bride he bought from her parents. It’s like staring at The Nativity scene if the Nativity scene featured Jesus as a tranny while Joseph plowed him. Let us bow our heads…
Photos: GSI Media
Ho ho ho indeed
Haven’t seen her do an ankle grab ass shot yet. She is proud of her tita and legs but not that ass.
Enjoy giving her a 7inch Xmas gift …
Is there a way to be more shameless without actually fucking at midfield during a pee wee football game?
I’m sure her grandma is anxiously awaiting this Christmas Card..
Listen, P.W.,
No Dottie…there are things about me you shouldn’t understand.
happy traaaaaails to yooooou until we meet again! Dammit, P.W. shouldn’t we be looking for your bike?
I know you whore but what am I?
I know you whore but what am I? Game on Zombie Morgan Fairchild!
Well done! She so is! :D
I’m wondering if it’s a really, really bad thing that I’m beginning to find her attractive. Scary.
When she poses in a “goofing around” type manner, Courtney is very pretty. It’s when she starts that seductive bullshit that she gets drag-queen-y.
Superficial censors comments? since i said something nice about Courtney and its gone…It seems that only bad-mouthing she is allowed -.- Merry Christmas! Yeah and Courtney is beautiful, maybe little weird but hot =)
there’s no way this chick is under 30
smells like bacala out there
She is breathtakingly beautiful! G@ys & jealous women should not post as their opinions in matters like this are invalid. I was born with the only functioning type of meter for gaging women’s beauty attached to my pelvis. And it’s readings in this matter are almost off the charts! She may be a goldigging superficial slut, but that’s besides the point.
For once, her top doesn’t look like it’s stuffed to hell. She still LOOKS like hell, but whateva.
I can’t wait till her pheromones dry out. She’s already not very pretty anymore (she used to be when she was younger and less plastic) and a couple of years down the road will prolly make her look like a washed up old rag. Wonder what she’ll do then.
Also, there’s no way this gal is 17. She looks like she is in her late twenties and last time I checked getting a boob job before your 18th B-day is illegal.
I think it’s sad that she tries so hard to look sexy, notice I said TRY….there is NOTHING about her attractive. I feel sorry for her because I think she got married think he was a rich actor but in reality he can’t even afford to let her get her roots done or get a decent looking spray tan. I see in her near future how she will divorce him and get 15 more mins of fame by saying she was brainwashed as a teen..blahblahblah.
BEOOOOOOOO
if shes under 18, how is this legal?
Because her parents are retarded and signed the papers to let them get married.
They’re like the second coming of Heidi and Spencer!!! OMG.
Terrible shot. Bad angles, bad lighting, bad pose, bad everything. yuk
Give it a shove, Doug. Slam it into the tree.
You guys are just jealous! She’s gorgeous
I’d fuck her if she kept her fuckn mouth closed and didn’t say a word.
The ONLY thing is even comes close to anything the matters about this chick is that Gap of hers. My you could drive a truck through it. Now that she is 18, maybe become a rich porno or something for she simply cannot get a legit job anywhere. No matter her days with that old man are numbered.
I don’t get how a mother allows her 16 year old to marry a 52 year old and continue to encourage this behavior by being her “momager”. You have to wonder what happened in her family to make her like this. It’s disturbing.
I wasn’t with her when she grew up – I have never met her or her family. But this kind of behavior is a textbook example of Histrionic Personality Disorder – a disorder in which a person must be the center of attention constantly, very much in common with exhibitionists. Could be due to childhood molestation, a lot of those girls grow up to become what is known as HYPER SEXUAL. It’s a way of proving to themselves and/or their abuser(s) that they can be sexual of their own volition. Courtney is definitely hyper sexual. Calling her a “slut” won’t help her, she’ll probably agree with you and “own” it, even try to prove it further. She needs help. I cannot imagine being okay with this as a parent. Any father who is okay with seeing his daughter grow up to be a shallow, vapid, unhealthy person instead of the intelligent, educated young woman she COULD have been has done his daughter a terrible disservice and did not need to be a parent. Same for her mom.
Merry Christmas to me!!!
And just WHY is Doug in any of these pics?
This is what I’ve learned about Courtney so far: she does not have fake boobs. She uses a LOT of padding and over-sized bras along with those jelly chicken cutlet things that you can see poking out in all of her shiny red bikini photos. She also seems to use contouring to add shadow to her cleavage but it comes off as looking like unnatural brown streaks. Probably doing the same thing with her “abs” if you can call them that. Girl has NO muscle tone. Probably does the “sorority girl special” workout – punishing weights and treadmill at the gym, then eats a huge meal because she “earned it” and starves herself until her next workout. Give that girl some protein and for Christ’s sake get the self-tanner away from her!!