Courtney Stodden In A Bikini Humping Santa

December 20th, 2011 // 153 Comments

“Dear Santa of desire: Instead of you silently sliding down my chiseled chimney this year… can I slide down yours? XOs”Courtney Stodden, poet laureate.

Here’s Courtney Stodden in a holiday bikini basically dry-humping Doug Hutchinson in a Santa costume because if there’s one thing that truly captures the magic of Christmas, it’s a 51-year-old man molesting the 17-year-old child bride he bought from her parents. It’s like staring at The Nativity scene if the Nativity scene featured Jesus as a tranny while Joseph plowed him. Let us bow our heads…

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    BAHAH
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    She looks 47 here…

  2. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    BAHAH
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    CHRISTIAN MY FAT ASS.

  3. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    BAHAH
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    I can see the Christmas card right now:
    “Merry Christmas! Hope you get as much dick as I do!
    WIth love as gentle as a sexy, silk, stocking sliding down my sensual thighs, Courtney”

  4. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    Nostalgia
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    Looks like Santa has no soul…

  5. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    me
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    look at the armpits! they look lke they are covered in mildew!

  6. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    me
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    who the hell takes these pictures?

  7. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    cc
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    She’s cheap and stunned and fake….but that’s a great position for sex and if I had the chance I’d LOVE to fuck her in that position.

  8. If there’s anything hotter than alliteration I haven’t seen it.

  9. whatsmyface

    What happened?? Her boobs look normal! It’s amazing how much better they look without the addition of 16 push-up bras worn simultaneously.

  10. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    Bazinga
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    Well it’s not the first time a “child” has posed with a pedo dressed as Santa. Only this time said “child” KNOWS Santa is a creep

  11. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    Meh
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    This is just wrong.

  12. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    sav
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    Why are these people even relevant? The only place I see anything about them is on thesuperficial

  13. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    Meh
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    Looks like Doug got a blow-up doll for Christmas.

  14. Jaynes

    Do people actually believe she’s 17 LOL

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    Venom
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    She is going to give that poor bastard a heart attack. lol

  16. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    Lulu
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    duck face.

  17. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    hahah
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    One more year till porn. lol

  18. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    Zelda
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    What. In. The. Fuck.

  19. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    quazify
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    santa if you really loved the world you would shove her into that box and kick it down the hill

  20. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    quazify
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    then to everyones shock they were carried away by the abominable snowman and never heard from again….and the world rejoiced

  21. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    quazify
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    goodness, Pamela Anderson is looking really nice here

  22. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    De Vo
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    That’s one big red snapper !

  23. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    Commented on this photo:

    I know you get to work from home while lounging in your PJs all day, but doesn’t having to post shit like this make you want to find an honest profession – like male prostitution?

  24. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    audrey
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    if your going to be superficial…at least be pretty…

  25. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    audrey
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    this is not cute…and is santa asian?

  26. At least Kendra was legal when she got with Hugh Hefner.

  27. k. in the first place these people are right fucked. theres something goin on here and i dont know what it is. and second. why in gods name is she saying shes 17 and a christian girl when shes whoring herself out like a brainless tard and married to a pedofile? i still cant point my fingure on what there whole deal is….

  28. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    audrey
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    looks so shitty…

  29. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    audrey
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    is this a virgin mobile ad?

  30. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    CLASSIFIED
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    This is like Christmas porn…wonder what it’ll be like for her 10 year old cousin to see this.

  31. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    Lynz
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    For someone who claims she is deeply Christian (i give up on the age thing) it didn’t take her much to find her inner whore did it? Skimpy wedding dress, and the clothes got smaller after that, apparently temperature and location doesn’t matter. Nice snow shoes. *sighs* this girl actually makes me miss Heidi and Spencer. Heidi had self preservation to wear more clothes.

    • Yeah, she is deeply christian. I guess she doesn’t realize that with every slutty outfit, every trashy photo, and every skanky thing she does, she is making baby Jesus cry harder.

  32. Trololobaha

    In the words of Philip Defranco,
    “Stop breathing my air.”

  33. jules

    Ho-ly shitballs. They must have been in the mountains somewhere, because that shit looked cold. What a constant raging erection she has. Take a break kid, it’s freezing out there.

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    April
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    Just make your porn show and get paid. That way the rest of us aren’t being forced to watch it for free. I’m sick of your free porn oozing all over the holidays.

  35. tlmck

    First blond with big boobs that ever made me want to throw up.

  36. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    ET Phone Home
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    this is quite the symbiotic relationship here… are they posing for a fetish magazine?? God I’m so disturbed…

  37. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
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    “Y’know, Doug honey, when I said ‘kiss my box,’ I wasn’t being LITERAL or anything like that…”

  38. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    jani
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    It’s handicap girl and her senile husband, again…the poses with her legs lifted up are so gross.

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    CranAppleSnapple
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    Your chiropractor warned you about that, Doug.

  40. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    CranAppleSnapple
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    She’s freezing of course, but it’ll be spring before the message reaches her brain.

  41. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    Winnie
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    Quite the angle…

  42. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    Winnie
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    Where did she get those booty shorts? 1983?

  43. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    :O
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    Cock goes where?

  44. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    Soviet Snow
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    Unbelievers

  45. JP

    A photo shoot for who? The superficial? Dumb.

  46. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    Jim
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    LOL Who cares. DOUG is 51 and tapping that!!!! GO DOUG!!!!

  47. katw

    She appears to have reindeer shit smeared on a her armpits.

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    help
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    What is this pose? At first I thought she was holding up mistletoe, but there does’t even appear to be anything in her hand. I was giving her too much credit I guess! Nobody on the “set” of this “photoshoot” seems like they were able to think beyond “SEXY PICTARRR?”

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    CanuckCutie
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    Yay… Santa brought me Gonorreah this year!

  50. Courtney Stodden Bikini Doug Hutchison Santa
    Jules
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    V is for venereal disease. The gift that keeps on giving.

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