“Dear Santa of desire: Instead of you silently sliding down my chiseled chimney this year… can I slide down yours? XOs” – Courtney Stodden, poet laureate.
Here’s Courtney Stodden in a holiday bikini basically dry-humping Doug Hutchinson in a Santa costume because if there’s one thing that truly captures the magic of Christmas, it’s a 51-year-old man molesting the 17-year-old child bride he bought from her parents. It’s like staring at The Nativity scene if the Nativity scene featured Jesus as a tranny while Joseph plowed him. Let us bow our heads…
Photos: GSI Media
Kinky
This shit just keeps getting more and more creepy.
ya I was thinking… they are SICK like ILL.
What no comments?
I expect this to end in some kind of kinky murder suicide.
I’m hoping you’re right.
Seriously, this fuck-tard claims he married this child because he loved her after an online “romance”, and that their Christian values will prove to be their bond? Christian values???? She is obviously a sandwich short of a picnic, and he is disgusting.
God, look at that face. ughhhhh
has anyone stop to think that this girl could have some serious mental issues. her behaviour could be connected to child abuse. when a young girl acts out inapproperately, in a sexual way, she is crying out for attention. her parents are to quick to allow her to do anything she wants like plastic surgery and marrying a man her grandfathers age….almost like they are trying to make up for something their ashamed of. she obviously doesn’t put much value on herself as a person. i saw her “before” pictures and she was really cute…now she’s just a bad joke. this girl is going to crash and burn before she’s 25.
You mean before she’s 45. That piece of disgusting, self-absorbed white trash that is Courtney Stodden is well on the wrong side of 25, and while there is no doubt she’s many bricks shy of a full load, she’s not ashamed of anything nor does she have self-value issues. She goes out of her way to manufacture this shit, and she clearly can’t get enough. She and her ugly husband are creepy as hell, and I wish Fish and photoboy would stop posting about them.
I’m quite certain she has mental issues. No sense in letting them go to waste, though.
I absolutely agree with you on this one, Karlito. The only reason this girl is featured everywhere is her twisted personal history, nothing else. This makes me sick…
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I usually don’t have a problem with an age difference. In the case of these two though, a 50 year old man marrying a 16 year old nutcase bimbo is pathetic on every level. Older men marrying teenagers 100 years ago was for money and cause they wanted healthy heirs!
And it doesn’t help she looks like she’s right off a pole, no matter what age!
This chick is so narly…..I don’t get it.
I wish a hunter would mistake her for a deer and shot her!!!
Come out of the closet already bud, it’s time.
These pictures will forever haunt my dreams
Putting the XXX back into Xmas
Lord knows this girl doesn’t have a job – so why can’t she get a real tan in L.A.? The orange streaks under your pits and butt cheeks are a dead giveaway honey. And, who orders these photo shoots? Who takes the pictures? If Dougie-douche is in the photo and the world isn’t asking them to do an eye-raping photo shoot, why are we subjected to it?
Thats the oldest looking 17 year old I have ever seen. At this rate could you imagine her at 30?
Looks like Rudolph’s blinkers are on.
I thought we kind of all agreed that this chick wasn’t actually 17 (see slideshow on right of when she actually was)
That said, I can honestly state, with no regret, that I would rail the hell out of this chick, and enjoy every last minute of it.
She’s already a 12 on the “She’s-Probably-A-Freak-In-Bed” meter and I havent even slept with her. I cannot WAIT for the sex tape.
Marry her? Fuck no.
One of the pics in the slideshow has 13ish Courtney in front of a Transformers movie poster, so, yeah, we had to concede that Super Tramp here is probably actually 17.
So this girl took one look at Heidi Montag’s meteoric rise to the top of the A-list and said “That. That’s my business model”?
We just need one more present to cover up her face.
She actually looks fuckable in some of these pictures; it must be the makeup!
To everyone who says they wouldn’t fuck her: REALITY CHECK. This chick, even with her bad makeup, is still ten times hotter than the fat fucks walking around your suburb.
I’d rather fuck a donkey than this infected whore.
What I don’t get is what they’re selling (other than discomfort). She doesn’t make any music anymore, does she? I know they were shopping/whoring around for a reality show, but if nobody’s bitten yet, what does this get them? Do they think if they dial up the Squick Factor to 11, some crappy channel (I’m looking at you, E!) will change their minds?
Apparently miss Stodden is an “inspiring” model, because she doesn’t know the word is “aspiring”.
Those are some very practical snow shoes she’s got on.
It’s like a stripper train wreck that I cannot look away from.
Like a f**ked up knock need chicken…
like a f**ked up knock knee’d chicken…
(yeah yeah I typo’d all over myself).
It’s just a rather obvious attempt at achieving the elusive thigh gap.
This is just like my marriage. I dress up in stripperwear and pay a photographer to follow me around and then give the photos out to the media all the time too.
I love this chick, she is so dirty. I would bang her so hard it is not funny. I love how she is intentionally trashy to the point where she smears on the tanning stuff unevenly. It is the little details like that that matter.
Please stop giving this low life the publicity.
I really don’t want to like this chick. Down, boner, down !!
Why do you people keep promoting this TRASH
Grandma got run over by a reindeer…
Santa only loves you if you’r bad….. (bad looking, bad smiling, bad behaving, bad boobs, bad everything! )
Does she have chicken cutlets shoved in there? Do they still even make those things?
Those are not her nipples. One of them is wonky.
She’s got excessive city mileage, so of course there’s almost none of the original parts left.
I need to see the prove again that she’s a teenager….(she can make a good “teen” in porn…)
It’s so nice this time of year to see the kids getting into the holiday spirit.
This reminds me… I gotta start downloading some Christmas porn. Which is exactly like regular porn, except they’re wearing Santa hats.
You know, I used to like watching “The Green Mile”, but now just thinking about it makes me feel bad for Tom Hanks having to put up with an eternal connection to this guy.
Ho, ho, ho.
She does know that if she does porn they’ll let her suck EVERYBODY’S dick right?
Is anyone else as sick of that thing on her arm as I am? Does it EVER come off!??
It hides one of the attachment scars.
Reindeer toe.
She looks as preserved and pickled as Charlie Sheen’s liver. Or my brother Girgori’s. Let’s be honest, that just doesn’t happen in 17 years without serious chemicals being injested in quantities
beyond measure. She should reach a Lohan/Courtney Love level inside of two years. Shall we start the death lottery on this one?
Um…it’s 65 degrees in LA, this photoshoot is as real as her tits.
You meen rill.
id wreck that 40 year old puss.
her mother must be so proud….
I mean sure I would do her, but there are chicks that work at my local starbucks would I would destroy before her. not that great
looks like she forgot to spray tan her butt cheeks and her foot arch, oops !
WHY Why WHy Why does she ignore her snaggle tooth??!?!?!
does she know that everyone thinks she’s an @$$hole ??
Ahhhhh. 17.
I don’t know how this guy can look himself in the mirror everyday. I guess that goes for a lot of the commenters here, too. She’s just a dumb kid trying unsuccessfully to be a grown up. Some of these comments about this little girl are really disgusting.
First off, she’s not a “little girl” so your high-horse attempt to remake her into an innocent child are doomed at the outset. Secondly, said “little girl’s” famewhoreing actions are pretty disgusting in themselves, the commenatry here is mild to cpmpared to them. Thirdly, she’s incredibly enthusiastic about flaunting herself, and if she has to do it attached to a40+ year old guy, I have a feeling that’s the bargain she made. She’s not a nubile nymphet of the Lolita variey, being sexually manipulated by evil older men. No one gets that nasty in a pumpkin patch without having any sense of self-awareness unless they’re lobotomized.